i put both text and action because i couldn't make up my mind
WHY IS HE A HOBO
THE ROBOTS KICKED HIM OUT AND THEN THEY WENT OFFLINE
FUCK
I LAUGHED
LMFAO it's sooj's fate, now he can't even kill them???
WADDLES OVER TO JES
immediately picks up penguin jes and adopts u
ugh....... souji
ITS TIME TO FIND HIM A JOB
can he just scavenge from vending machines and live under a bridge like a troll
no
ugh
a disgrace!
penguin pocket pal jes
he is tbh. the biggest disgrace
tru i gotta ground him
opens up the ballpit of misery for aki
i say that but im 100% ready for stupid threads in this post
UGH
LMFAO
ugh clearly the best time for the least favorite sooj to reappear
ugh souji just turned into a mess
holy fuck
oh my god
i cracked up thinking about it
it really is him
ZOOM
why is it every time yuri finds sooj he's a hobo
it's the hobo blood in his veins
Sooj please stop being a hobo and eat decent food. Do it for your health and Kashuu. 
no he's gonna eat raccoons now
there's no going back
no...
Kousetsu will follow him around and just shove food at him. 
HE'S LIVING ON THE EDGE THERE'S NO STOPPING HIM NOW
can they have a food fight
...I guess.
so kind kousetsusan
He will not understand this concept
i think i'm gonna have the thug grab yuri or something... if that's fine...
helps her out and she's like "ahah u do care" and sooj is like nO
LMFAO
im screaming yes let it happen
okay but would kousetsu throw food back or would he just get hit by food this is the real question here
he would probably just get hit tbh
kousetsu......
what if Sayo gives Souji one of his persimmon snacks
that would be cute as hell
give Sayo an idea and he'd do it
maybe if he find out Sooj haven't been eating or something
yeah ill work it into the thread somehow of course
he is scavenging for candy bars atm too
I can totally use that prompt
YOU MEAN THE MOST HONEST RIGHT
also the window thug npc and sooj's thread with pyrrha reminds me of the pm i sent to the mods about the police force
since i read on the faq somewhere that robots are on the police force but now that the robots are dead is the city descending into chaos and anarchy
but i haven't gotten an answer back so ill just keep that thought in mind for now...
Sayo's basically expecting a riot once people realise food is getting harder to get
yeah I was thinking slowly too since the police force is also probably made up of humanoids/aliens?? idk
RIOTS mean TIME TO KILL
but it's a prime time for someone to revive the defense force, that someone not being souji most probably
someone other than sayo
sayo can be the mascot
im sad i missed out on the sign-ups info tower invasion event... someone please kidnap a CERES npc so the Shinsengumi can do some good ole torturing
SOUJI...
He wouldn't get hit on purpose it would just...take him by surprise and he's one of the slower swords he can't dodge well.
especially not projectiles
saitou don't disapprove??? he's not murdering anyone?? yet
yet
Yet 