Janet Street-Porter has a really annoying voice. These questions would be taken more seriously if they were asked by somebody with a more pleasant voice. I walk my dog regularly, Janet, so I'm not listening.

That is true about her voice, but this was in the paper.

She thinks her life in the media qualifies her to speak to us about health issues.

This is the person who brought us L!ve TV in the late '90s with News Bunny and topless darts. She wanted to make £££ out of folks slumped in front of TV.

I'll get my healthy lifestyle advice from somebody else, ta very much.

Fair enough. I don't have much time for her either, but on this occasion she was making a good point.