new week 11 trial and investigation plurk!
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im stalking
on that note, i think we've got everything in the investigation now!
but it's not over, so please give us a few moments
i apologize for the wait again, also, wow what a cute pastel plurk
guys
you gave me two mod things with different info im laughing
LMAO
ITS OK
LOOK
DONT DOXX US
just doxx me cappy doesnt deserve it
TOO LATE
i'm doxxing all of cradle
no!! just me!!!
sits in here
i cant believe... someone set us up the bomb.........
ok here's my big question
how did the bomb go off
without killing whoever set it
and what a good question
it'd have to be a timer, wouldn't it?
oh FUCK
YIKES
FUCK!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT
THE KEYWORD IS "MOTHER" I'M
....where the fuck are we going
uUUUHHH
away
WHY ARE WE TURNING 
jesus fuck
power up!
is
THIS SOME ALIEN BULLSHIT
we were misbehaving...asked "are we there yet" one time too many...
now the car's turned around
it was nice knowing everyone goodbye
WHAT IS HAPPENING
a l i e n s
you're free to tag the queen mother but fair warning
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
she is not fucking around
you won't be physically harmed
"now the car's turned around" mfk;hdfgh
but we can't guarantee psychologically you'll be fine
....
yeah hahaha
ah
mother isn't nice
Question! Does Arbok hear the voices, too?
mother knows best etc etc
so be cautious unless you want that
yeah
he would
claps
i wish i could be the dumbass hero we all needed
so this is fine
someone curse out the eye
....who wants to be the dumbass hero
please
who do we have left to be the dumbass hero
i want to get off the queen mother's wild ride
i think cradle is going to actually end me
i'll be the real life casualty
no really what do we wanna do 
oh my god
luke is not allowed to be the dumbass hero
someone stab it in the eye
why the hell not 
(don't)
javelins backbiter into the eye tbh
well i mean i do play a dumbass hero
marinette nO
let the children go first luke
oh well
in that case
YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG LADY
i'm definitely tagging mother
omg adam is the worst.
jack is the hero
where is jack our alien hunter
to be a hero
I'm here who's going to bait the evil eye
instead of baiting it
let's just
throw shit in it
QUICK DORIAN SEDUCE IT
LMFKLH;FGH
lets just all stand in a circle and spit
SEDUCE THE EYE
arbok should spit acid in it but i can't do that to such a good dog
what if we just cover it up
just put some sheets around it
naptime for mother now...
you have to throw the ring into mount doom!!
can i
electrocute it
ᴍᴏʙ.
will
i die
they said you wont be physically harmed so ......... yes
good, good
electrocute ladybug's yoyo as she throws it
if you cant fight it can you lay some really good burns on it to emotionally devastate it
fight it emotionally
ok
thank you for being our dumbass hero dorian
you're welcome
its probably not going to be meaner than his actual mother, so
klsdjgds
flmlkjfg
"it cant be worse than HIS mom"
(saves that joke for later to make ic after whatever horrible thing is done to him)
welp
im glad that the daddy issues ship is also getting, collectively, the world's worst mother
i mean you dont know
maybe she is bringing us to ice cream?
one of the top worst
we going to space disney
and we wonder why this ship is the one filled with the shitchildren
i wanna go to space disney
we lost our chance to go to space disney
ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
is
it because we were bad children 
we just killed our water mom so yes
okay well other mom seemed happy about it you never know maybe she is the cool, fun mom,
i'm screaming
look at dorian's thread
i want off this ride
kay
she still worse than your mom dori
ah
honestly
bull would be into that though
sCREAMIng
also way to fuck up he's not a magister he's an altus!!!!!!
EVERYTIME I LOOK BACK HERE IT GETS WORSE
"you are going home" OKAY FIRST OF ALL, HOW DARE
im home and i honestly have no idea whats going on
no space disney for you ig
an alien eye is psychologically attacking us and the ship is turning around
basically
why is the ship being turned around
alice died via ... bomb?
are we going home
no.
is
evil mom going to ground us
and now an evil eye is touching us
welp
someone bring back alice
we found jason's other eye kyuu!!!
LMAO
RUDE???
fkL;HFDGHDFG
i see the bomb used gunpower
....at least mother's being nice to the kids
kinda
so our mystery culprit broke into those lockers in the weapons bay
for the ammunition
i can't think of another source of gunpowder
wasnt everything from the weapons bay
taken away
the weapons themselves
the ammunition locker required a key to get into
or force
....
hmmmmm
i mean the kids didnt attack her i guess
it has selected for us the most interesting collection of hosts. N O P W
*NOPE
or intangibility
do we have anyone living who can go intangible
well the kwami can
but i guess this is the alien queen??
do...do we kill it
its a giant floating eye im not sure what we do with it
i keyworded this "help"
can we...hack it.............
stab it
shove it in jason's face
we stab the eye
no.
is
it using alice's orb thingy............
HAHA shit
man um
squirt water in its eye
stares
can we just??? nuke it again???
stares, gets stared back at
i say we kill the beast
cries
i think it's a projection but
if its a projection maybe it can be turned off?
but wheres the power coming from
someone turn the switch off
we could ask it i guess???
what do we even do
im looking for a place to jump so if anyone has any ideas??? ig
someone can ask if she was the one to nuke alice?
i mean just do like us and talk to our new... mommy....
i dont like this mommy??? i want our old mommy back???
i want water mom
....who wants to ask it about alice...
who's around and who's left >>;
i can!
luke can come with if you want ty?
go jason go
grell would i just know she would come in furious and that's.....not a good call
lets just get nuked
jason be our hero
jason will be polite...ish............
jason be the hero, luke will be the backup plan
he knows taunting evil eyes is a bad idea???
luke has mommy issues too he's not who you want to send to talk to a spacemom
fljl
i mean jason kind of got sold out by his bio mom so 
tru
who doesnt have mommy/daddy issues here
MARINETTE
that was not meant to be caps
im helping
mari doesn't have mom or dad issues
she has a loving family
....marinette don't make team dad pick you up and throw you out into the hall.
marinette's got this covered
marinette's in time out
[YELLS AT THE EYE]
GODS DONT MAKE HIM GROUND YOU YOUNG LADY!?
YEAH YELL AT THE EYE
damn go fucking get 'em dorian
nice
i cant believe luke and a giant eye are marinette's parents
fsgfdgkljfdh
a match made in hell it's fine
it's a step up from his tree-girlfriend that kicked him off a cliff
is it
depends, will mother-eye kick him out the airlock?
damn dorian
dorian's not allowed to die??
he's cool with it but if it's just going to be mean to him
that's fine
LEAVE ADRIEN ALONE????
also are we just tentatively trying to get mom to answer us
everyone needs to not die
oh my god
leAVE THE CAT ALONE HE'S PRETTY SURE HIS DAD JUST DIED
i guess we're all getting slammed with our issues here??? someone save us
we're too much of the fuck children ship to make it out unscathed
screams
i know we've already yelled about marinette but i just can't get over YOU NEED TO STOP
like, yes, but oh my god marinette
this is how my wife dies i guess
r.i.p. ladybug
y'know that one bit of scooby doo that was going around in screencap form a while ago where velma just looks at the monster threatening them and goes "you stop that"
im sure everything will be fine guys
if marinette dies im gonna kill sipp?????
look Marinette has no daddy issues
oh what the heckie another 6 part top level
im afraid
scrEAMS
?!
what
on the bright side i guess
judar has avoided
execution
we...did it... guys...
THIS IS TOO MUCH
FOR SUNDAY
judar...judar did avoid execution..............
we saved the war hero.........................
I wonder what a part 6 could be for
screaming
see clover...luke sure did say everything would be okay...
WHAT IS THE GRAVEYARD DOING SAVE US
"OKAY"
"""""""OKAY"""""""
SAVE US DEAD AMIGOS
ONLY ONE PERSON IS DEAD KINDA?
WHAT ABOUT THIS IMPLIES "OKAY" TO YOU LUKE
THERE'S AN EYE HERE
wow jack got bitchslapped
JUDAR DIDN'T DIE THAT'S OK
omg
god please just kill judar
we saved judar and killed the ai clover has accomplished what she set out to do
im screaming at the jack comment jesus christ
we originally planned on this happening after he got executed but THEN WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME LMAO
OH MY GOD
oh my god
JACK GOD DAMN
ROXY IS HERE
FUCK MAN
JACK IS HAPPENING
i can't say i'm not pleased reading that
THIS IS TOO MUCH
thanks roxy
LAUGHS ROXY....
same, roxy,
Roxy is a helpful gal
lmfL;HDFG a time shortage saved judar
judar lives due to luck
im screaming at all of this
also tell me...if i'm either going too far or if i'm not going far enough lmao
i don't want to make characters unplayable and i'm also not canon familiar with everything so i'm just FRANTICALYL GOOGLING HAHA
cappy you know what to do with jason tbh
YOU'RE DOING GREAT CAPPY
iTS BEEN FUN CAPPY
everything is happening SO MUCH
pst cappy quick aim for marinette's self-esteem issues at being a hero and how she feels like a failure and doesnt think she can protect anyone
i mean, what,
i hope the last few dead people are also just screaming at the top of their lungs
GET TO THE RESERVE ROOM
ok who needs to be hauled off to the reserve room to move fast
oh yeah i
WHAT IS THE RESERVE ROOM
am already writing marinette's
THE FUEL ROOM
i know it hahaha
SHIT
THE FUEL RESERVE
TIME TO HAUL ASS
thanks Zia
HAHAKLGD
WHO NEEDS TO BE CARRIED YOU'RE BEING PICKED THE HELL UP
CLOVER'S FUCKIN' OUT
move it guys
TIME TO BAIL
honestly
AND DRAG OUR PSYCHOLOGICALLY HURT ASSES
start running as soon as you hear machias' message
TO THE FUEL RESERVE
YEAH....... BRING THE DATAPADS WE OUT
yeeeeeeeah
TIME TO BOUNCE
grell's gone bye
good
slides down the cord of the elevator while machias talks
come on children
lfdjsgsd
autofam roll out
SLIIIIIIDE ALL THE WAY DOWN
mfkL;HDFG
PARKOUR
just JUMP IF YOU'RE NOT SURE
YOU'LL BE CAUGHT
I SWEAR IT
someone pick up the furries and GO
WE CANT SUICIDE ANYWAY SO
JUMPING
SHOULD BE FINE
"should"
NO WAIT THE ROBOTS ARE DEDA
catches jason todd in her arms
THERE ARE NO ROBOTS LEFT TO STOP US FROM SUICIDING????????
honestly grab the cat hes having a moment
I KNOW I JUST REALIZED
LOOK JUST JUMP GRELL WILL CATCH
TIME TO PARKOUR DOWN KIDS
MOM WILL CATCH US
woo...hoo....
BULL!! BULL IS HERE
oh my god
STOP OH MY GODING JEM
marinette can probably grab adrien depending on how reckt she is
YOU ARE IN THE GRAVEYARD
thanks hancock.
oh HELL yes time for destruction
FUEL RESERVE
HANCOCK IS HERE
no.
is
GOING DOWN
AAAAAAAAAAA
TIME FOR LASER WEAPONS COURTNEY!!!!
TIME FOR LASER WEAPONS!!!!!!!!!!!
YELLING TIMBERRR...
TIME TO FUCKING CUT SHIT
DESTRUCTION TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh good time for adrien to take his issues out via cataclysm too
dorian can pick up one kid under each noodly mage arm
and book it
THE HORRIBLE DESTRUCTIVE TEENS HAVE BEEN WAITING THEIR WHOLE LIVES FOR THIS
lmdsfs
oh my god liz.
THANKS LIZ
assuming he's alive after stabbing the queen
liz
6/6 TIME TO
HAUL ASS
AND PARKOUR DOWN
SO WE CAN SET THE FUEL ROOM ON FIRE 
LET'S GO
i like to think the second hancock told them they had to destroy shit clover and jason just like looked at each other in the middle of running the fuck off and just kind of went 8D
they were BORN FOR THIS
YES
THIS IS CANON
well this plurk exploded
how you all holding up
:')
HAHAHAH YES
we got excited by massive destruction
encourages the entire ship
rah rah
his people
i hope hancock got to get high
after this
you make him proud fam
he deserves it
The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die [HQ] High Quality So... let's fucking GO
liz and hancock are gonna share a joint in celebration
its true
YOU GO LIZ
also oh my god i regret the marinette joke leave my wife alone
HUGS THE FURRIES mom is so mean
hey if the robots are deda
how many should we throw into the fuel reserve
all of them
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEM
all of the
DESTRUCTION!!!!!
who wants to top level running the fuck out
i can do it i'm a little too pumped
yes do it
do it!
lead the way murder mom 
under mod tag for the 6/6 or just new FUCK THIS SHIT top level?
new!
gotcha
new is fine i think!
i still cant believe judar avoided execution
new
narrowly
it worries me that the captain instructed us to break things i don't trust the captain she said her trying was a warning and i am scared BUT LIKE WHAT ELSE ARE WE GONNA DO THERE'S AN EYE IN HERE
we saved judar
LET'S BREAK THINGS
trial clock 2.0 disaster edition
of all things
someone should grab marinette whoops .,.
i can't believe judar avoided execution either
yeah!
i'm serious he'll grab them both
good job team
by the arm
adrien's fine enough to grab her probably honestly
if they need to be dragged out
grab both of our children
jason will grab anyone else who needs to be dragged
and then we parkour down the elevator shaft
i trust the captain because she's beautiful and gay
perfect
a beautiful lesbian would NEVER steer us wrong
i trusted alice for the same reason
Don't trust the captain, trust your dead friends' words!
(get it steer because she's a captain)
also if grell's leading assume Luke is the last one out to get everybody else out
trust the captain for not giving us (jason) shit after breaking her wrist tbh
mom and dad will keep everybody safe and lead them on the path of destruction
thanks luke
perkins understands, jason
clover's just dragging judar with her all the time probably
shit happens in the field
thanks sonya
youre welcome now dont blame her for all the death! Ha Ha
JUST KILL JUDAR UGGGGGH
NO!!!!!!!
SACRIFICE HIM TO THE EYE
JOIN ZIA IN THE "KILL ME" PIT
HAULS HIM OUT BY THE HAIR
(nah even the queen doesn't want him lbr here she'll spit that piece of trash right back out)
lmfl;h;HDFG
oh my god
the strongest, the luckiest, the most intelligent, and also judar
ok but dorian running with a child in each arm is hilarious tho
i want that to be canon
also welcome to the death pit cappy. from experience. no one will let you die ever
accidentally trips
also oh good that comment to jayjay is reassuring
i want this running away sequence to be like as stupid as possible honestly
and stabs judar
everyone's parkouring down the elevator shaft into grell's arms, dorian has a furry under each arm, judar's being hauled around by the hair
what if judar while dorian was stabbing the eye
bless the pygmalion
just was like what's going on
someone's being princess carried down the hall and the elevator shaft
CAN DORIAN EVEN CARRY BOTH FURRIES WITH HIS WIMPY MAGE ARMS
and got in the way
CLOVER WOULD KILL DORIAN SO FAST
STOP KILLING HER FRIENDS
also uh
power up!
is
the elevator just like
gone
he definitely cannot carry them both with his wimpy mage arms
leave judar alone he is a war hero
for the sake of getting everyone down
we'll say yes
thank you murder mystery logic
he can grab them by the hand like ducklings
do u even lift dorian
also yuno's running away with the huge ass machete in her hand so
everyone stay away
i mean he clearly does
probably?
he doesn't need to but look at him
that's the body of a man who works out even though he has magic and doesn't need to
dorian is beeft
beefy too
well
let's not get crazy
HAHAHAHA
but he's not ACTUALLY noodly he just has noodly mage stats
i laugh every time at noodly mage arms
"But thou hast little to fear from Us. We see that there is nothing We can do to you worse than what you have already done to yourself." what the fuck did clover do to deserve this
dorian has pure vanity muscles
he has no real core strength
cradleproject | WEEK 11 - TRIAL HAUL ASS
RIGHT ZIA???????
I WAS GONNA SAY
right he lifts PURELY to look sexy in a jumpsuit
ICE FUCKING COLD
anyway yeah how do you want to do this kids
does marinette actually need to be carried or will she run if he just grabs her arm and starts running
adrien's fine enough to run like whatever daddy issues he has those every day -- /shot
also i just want to say that
all of the queen's slipping in and out of old english is definitely because of the alien language barrier
yeah lmao that's dorian too he's like well that sucked but on the other hand psychological trauma, eh.
and not at all because i got tired of looking up old english terms and grammar.....
just repress it
she will run if grabbed and pulled but she's having a Moment
of course cappy
being picked up is funny tho so i mean
hahah ok
i cant believe that apparently
i'm open to both scenarios
the alien queen found out about alice's core
he can tug on her arm and then if she's still BSODing
because dave was with luke when he opened the door
YELLS INTO THE ABYSS
he can just lift her up
iM LAUGHING SO HARD
OOPS
please carry marinette to safety dorian
y i k e s
....WHOOPS.....
shh the queen's just gaslighting luke
she probably...would have found out somehow....anyway.....
didnt everyone talk about it anyway afterwards
but yeah EVERYTHING WORKED OUT PERFECTLY LMAO
I'm sorry EVERYTHING THIS WEEKEND is Luke's fault
i cant believe luke destroyed america, again,
luke is going back on the leash
yeah we all talked about what we found
he managed like a week without it
αqυα ιѕ вαє
will
luke ever get his shit together, tune in next week,
so it's not specifically who was with luke it's still up in the air
luke had a good run of freedom
luke also drew the core up on the whiteboard and talked about it so
it's whoever was listening there
sorry y'all 
how dare luke not foresee
isnt that like everyone
that the alien's mom was a giant eyeball
that could take over the core
yes
how did he not... know?
it was obvious!!
honestly though does this explain the pygmalions virulent discrimination against one eyed people
jason's still around
i think it does
jason got his eye gouged out thus turning him into one of the chosen few but its a heavy burden to bear
maybe it means she loves one eyed people
jason confirmed for alien
the luke castellan story
he wasn't even one originally but then he lost an eye and alien mom was like im adopting u
oh my god
goddamnit courtney
but also yes sorry he once again ruined everything
but at least he has both eyes
who wants to destroy shit first and also what first
luke has all his arms legs and eyes
he is winning
for now
so wait can we all hear what alien mom is saying
I really hope so
like to each person or is this all in their heads and we just hear the replies
A GOOD QUESTION
i th...ink...it's only inside their head?
the person the alien mom is talking to i mean
yeah seems like it
on a less serious note cappy can i continue to assume judar's just being dragged tf along still
presumably bitching and moaning the whole time
it's only in their head, yeah!
and yes
I imagine judar is just like a bitchy kite at this point
pretty much
LMFAO GOOD
OKAY HOW ARE WE DOING DESTRUCTION KIDS
at least judar isnt dead
yet
yeah
mira was nice enough to give us the top level so
LET JASON DESTROY THINGS
THIS IS HOW HE DEALS
WITH
DO WE JUST ... LET LOOSE
who wants to do what
GETTING DOXXED
he's getting a leash tied on him next tbh he's stuck as clover's bitchy kite all the time???
can jason just break something
let him smash something to pieces???
ok
jason be the hero we all need
i'mma hoist marinette and run out of there under grell's top level that cool
ok i put clover there someone break things with her
you say break things and jason is already there
I'M SO GLAD!!!! THEY GET TO DESTROY THINGS KYUU!!!!!!!!
IM SO GLAD
I'M GLAD THAT THIS CR IS FOUNDED ALMOST ENTIRELY ON DESTRUCTION AND LASER WEAPONS!!!!!!!!!!!
LASER WEAPONS CLUB!!!!!!!!!!
ZERO DIGNITY, LOTS OF RAGE
ok posted tell me if its not cool
THATS THEIR MOTO
ZERO DIGNITY LOTS OF RAGE LMFAO
I'M SHRIEKING
adrien's gonna cataclysm a bunch but im gonna. leave it for last because he can slide in and grab a bunch of shit lmao
its once a day but he knows how to make it count [stares into the sun]
oh my god every time i look at the post they are being worse to clover
RIGHT???????
LIKE NEVER MIND IM DELETING THE DESTRUCTION TAG CLOVER IS IN NO MOOD TO BE HAULING ASS THAT WAS SOME SHIT
SORRY CLOVER...
LMAO if it's something that'll make your character unplayable
i will change it!!
NO LMAO THAT'S GREAT??? someone just haul clover tf out of there she's just. not going anywhere on her own right away that's all
i can have jason drag her out of the room
like GET YOUR WEAPON OUT WE'RE DESTROYING SHIT IT'S THERAPY
LMFKL;HSDFG THANKS JASON
let me get a tag in but Yes
lmk when to go then!
god ok there's some Suffering let's put the destructoteens to WORK
EXCELLENT
okay i think that's it DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT QUEEN TAGS
My Lullaby- The Lion King II (lyrics) also i was just listening to this on loop while writing them
who else wants to suffer and die
THAT WAS GOOD SHIT CAPPY THANKS FOR WRECKING OUR ASSES
also what the fuck im laughing so hard wHY THE LION KING
LMAO NO PROBLEM
mostly just the first part 'hush my darling you must be exhausted'
100% what i'm doing here come to mother
mother knows best
etc
she is here to love you until you learn to be killers
!!!!!!!!
mother knows best, listen to your mother MOTHEEEEER KNOWS. BEST. /singing intensifies/
HERE YOU GO COURTNEY let me know if this is okay
the cost of what you've done ftr is that clover has to doxx judar now and hug him when she's done breaking things
also no??? the eye isnt their mom????
thanks cappy!
make it go away???????????
PERFECT
DO YOU WANT ANYTHING ELSE TY BTW
i feel bad yours is so short because i'm not canon familiar h-hhaa
Im responding just with one more thing and it's mostly him yelling and I will let you decide if it's worth a response! I'm mostly keying it to be give or take so it's really up to you
(and actually this was perfect <3)
so tl;dr nothing else is necessary unless the queen wants to terrorize him some more
probably not! everyone here is like an ant to the queen
thanks queenie. then yeah Im just responding for myself and we're good. thank you cappy!
she's here to torment them once but she doesn't care about them suffering because they're too small to care about
no problem!
yeah he knows that feel
i mean i guess we will have to pool our resources and talk about what we've learned post. destructomat.
You know what's worrying me? That if the general/more aliens are still possessing people around, they'll fight the rest to stop the destruction of the fuel reserves.
the aliens can go get wrecked
i mean thats. hopefully they do it tomorrow its late
yeah its pretty late
@ aliens please think of our sleep schedules
yes we're going to end today once the reserve is destroyed!
this week will be a...regular mingle....
regular..........
and we'll be back to our regular schedule too! expect investigation friday and trial saturday/sunday unless something seriously changes
which is uh
time to asphyxiate
always a possibility with our players HAHA
wait how are we trialing if alice is dead
sunny comes over to help
sunny should nuke us tbh
i mean speaking of the reserve room and nuking: yuno has bang snaps which could start a fire
if exposed to some kind of flammable fluid
it is only a suggestion if you guys wanna but... yes, do you wanna set the fuel reserve room on fire
whatever it's not like everything else isn't on fire
just put that over there with the rest of the fire!!!!!!!
lets just set fire to the fuel reserve!!!
and blow shit up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'd like the destructoteens to get some laser therapy in but we should set the fuel reserve ablaze too tbh
jason and clover break everything and yuno shows up with lighter fluid and a giant bang snap. its fine
yes just fuck it up
it's a huge area so
everyone can take it out on the fuel reserve HAHA
everyone is very angry
THANKS STUPIDLY HUGE ROOM
we need some other things in it for it to catch fire so can we chop off judar's hair
cappy
mmkl;hdfgh
EXPLOSIONS.
yes just cut it off
does luke wanna come set shit on fire too, hes the fire guy
thank god
laser scythe haircut
yes
please
also god is...is anyone going to judge me if i also tag the queen with judar and then respond to myself.....since he icly would attack the eye HA HA.....
#modproblems
no!! do it!!!
MAKE ME CRY OVER JUDAR
DO IT
i mean his is going to be exactly the same as luke's tbh
also ty then yuno's gonna grab luke and drag him to grab flammable liquid and split up her bang snaps w him is THIS COOL
DO IT
he's not letting go of adam but otherwise LET HIM SET SHIT ON FIRE, HES UNLEASHED AND READY TO GO
also cappy please have judar yell at the eye and respond to yourself
adam gets bang snaps too then tbh if ran wants them??
the more hands throwing them the better
yes absolutely
letes do it
also i am here for destruction i'm just doing a few other other tags
I think adam's dragging luke out and yuno can probably grab them from there and then we'll light everything on fire. sound good team?
works for me!
o7
i can toss up a thread while desctruoteens go then?? of them tossing flammable shit on the reserve room or grabbing stuff w/e you guys prefer LMAO obviously the former would be after jason and clover go to
town...
let them sin in peace
hey xander! ran is tagging lukes response to the queen but is it easier if we--YEAH
that would actually be A+!
they all get down to the reserve room, get jason and clover out of there and then wreck the rest
sounds good to me!!!
everyone happily sinning
AWESOME ill throw it up now
thank you!
chants DESTRUCTION DESTRUCTION DESTRUCTION
also kyuu I think we can just say that between jason and luke they grabbed jack too
who let the most traumatized teens have laser weapons
because poor jack 
YEAH
LETS GET JACK OUT OF THERE
did we get everybody accounted for by now
i th...ink so?
dorian got the furries, jason clover grell jack luke and adam are out, clover grabbed judar...
I mean it's assumed everybody got out but yeah
waves hands lets destroy everything
lets just set the fuel room on fire before i need to go to bed
we need the destruction
the only people unaccounted for are dave and jessie so
no there's one more person
Im only counting 12
we have 13
squints
"who let the most traumatized teens have laser weapons" is a really important question and i can't believe we've all just accepted it
YUNO oops yeah okay
clover would've grabbed jessie if she didn't haul her own ass outta there
I like counted her in my head
like I said grell would be the lead, luke would be the end
we can assume jessie and dave got out too i think
you're all getting out of there
i misread the first "clover" as "yuno"
the eye is an asshole
what's the difference from one pink haired axe murderer with too many sharp things to another
none
one's probably naked under her clothes
this is true
the other's next to naked with her clothes try again
this is true though
okay hold on wait
"naked under her clothes" THAT'S THE POINT OF CLOTHES
also im laughing because once the taken list is updated, it's going to be a sea of red and MISTAKES
YUNO IS WEARING JEANS AND A TEE
UNDER HER ROBES
GOD MOM!!!
LEAVE YUNO ALONE???
she's a good bea-- no she isnt
she is doing her best.
we're all rotten beans honestly
very true
jessie is pure all of the rest of us deserved to be purged
cradleproject | WEEK 11 - TRIAL its time to set shit on fire
jessie's not pure she said bitch
as a forewarning the bang snaps are not..... quiet at all
by television standards she's been ruined
I SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT BUT the bigger they are the louder and yuno's got ones as big as your hands so. oops
IM SO GLAD
jesus I love yuno
ran and I will hit that in a sec!
Im so excited jfc
BURN IT TO THE GROUND
IM SO GLAD THIS WHOLE WEEK HAPPENED
hostages, zombie walk, ALIEN PARASITE MURDER, BIOLAB ON FIRE
and then judar narrowly escaping an execution
this is it. this is what her bang snaps were meant for. i have been WAITING.... all this time, it was for adam and luke to set the fucking fuel room on fire.... yes... yes
shoutout to how fucking gungho every single one of us is about destruction and fucking each other up
BUT YEAH SAME KYUU????? SAME
GOOD GOD THIS ENTIRE WEEK
i'm glad about everything except judar escaping death 
BUT YEAH I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED THIS WEEK GUYS
judar narrowly avoiding execution is honestly fucking killing me
judar will never be released
we know it was different and we're sorry about the lack of a real trial, but we wanted to dedicate this week to everyone getting to feel like they had as much of an impact on the game as possible!
but yeah yes... guys... im really happy to hear you like this week
zia and cappy are our "let us die" people
so we hope you had fun even without the trials
we've been working really hard to try and make this as fun as possible for you guys
and involve everyone as much as possible
and next week we'll be back to our regularly scheduled murder mystery
yes it shows thank you soooo much
this was so great guys, thank you!
thank you all so much for being so amazing 
i love cradle
ummm excuse me i am also a let me die person!!!
yes but you aren't like LET ME BLEED OUT
you're like half in the death pit
but thank you mods!!! this was really wonderful!!
but thank you mods!!! this was really wonderful!!
thank you for working so hard mods!! it's been super fun
dont underestimate me mira >
ok so ladybug needs to lose a limb
YEAH NO DEFINITELY DO'T APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING THIS HAS BEEN WILD I LOVE IT??? shit has been so cash thank you for working so hard on this
don't apologize for anything, words mean things
i hope after this everyone just drags their sorry asses to the parlor and drinks
someone cut all of my limbs off zia can't one up me
someone make a "everyone gets drunk" mingle obviously
I still wanna know what everybody's doing after we destroy everything...
i will absolutely make
a lets get drunk mingle
where are we going, are we all just like piled somewhere
sad drunks in one corner, small collection of assholes in the other screaming celebratory drinking songs except none of the songs are consistent between worlds so it's mostly just Screaming
jfc
at least two people passed out on the floor just being gently stepped over
sleepover in the parlor ig?
yeah
are we still like locked out of our rooms
yeah i think we are
didn't cappy say judar was a lightweight i want an everybody drinks mingle with judar passed out on the floor and everyone gesturing to him like there he is, the war hero
are we locked out of the parlor.
and we should take shifts to keep watch too bc 
but lets get drunk anyway this was a fucking day
we love judar, the war hero
honestly in a way it's been cathartic
I like that idea of organizing watches because there sure is a lot of shit happening
everything is so fucked up
everybody take care of the buddies who got super traumatized
everybody drink to forget
etc
dorian's like oh was i going to punch jack earlier. eh.
lmfklfg
LMFAO
PUNCHING. WE JUST HAD TO SET THE FUEL RESERVE ON FIRE BC OF A GIANT EVIL UNIVERSE EYE
JACK COMES SECONDARY
(he was never going to punch jack. immolate him....maybe.)
leave jack alone jack's had a hard day too :c
jack is doing his best ok
what if we just want to cry
can we have a crying pile
grell can mourn lady alice
luke's going to be the asshole who drinks and gets mad and throws the bottles at the wall
because we're fucked anyway
LUKE
THAT COULD HAVE HIT SOMEONE'S EYE
its fine mom
we're all gonna die anyway
see yuno understands
no she refuses
this isn't the tragic death she wanted???
are the furries going to have to babysit a drunken pile
which of the furries' parents aren't drinking honestly
it has to be horrible and horribly romantic and full of tears and agonized last words
grell's not drinking tbh
she doesn't trust herself to drink right now
guys Im a horrific person I really actually want an end of day parlor sleepover
should i put up this top level
mods
grell is designated driver
jfc
ᴍᴏʙ.
is
it ok or should i assume
drinking toplevel??
more shit happens
or
yeah
no i think we're good!
you can go ahead!
ok then i will!
I love when xander and siz reply to each other because the pastels are so pretty...
mom's just watching. don't worry.
wait hold on
survey:
Snake Juice is Basically Rat Poison
what kind of drunk
ᴍᴏʙ.
is
the parlor open
mom can fuck off
we'll say yes
clover is ann
for the purposes of getting drunk
if the parlor's not open luke will use his lockbreaking power solely for this
HAHAHA
LMFAO
its almost midnight anyway probably, who cares
grell and the furries babbysitting
dorian is DEFINITELY tom
LISTEN he had a hard weekend?
that was the answer i desperately wanted without knowing that i did thank you
there's 13 of them left they could actually all fit in the parlor couldn't they
i hope we all just
have a drunk sleepover
basking in the glow of mass destruction
yuno is definitely april btw
please...
"why are you yelling in german"
someone gets so drunk they start
stripping on the tables
let's just have a sleepover
in loving memory of hancock
when grell and the furries are the most responsible people left you know you fucked up
listen
no let adrien drink
drunk sleepovers while we wait for alice to boot up
dad says no
maybe
he lost an arm last week and he is probably an orphan
hopefully
jason will sneak adrien some booze
dont worry
let adrien drink
we already let adrien say fuck
sit in the drunk teen corner with yuno adrien its FINE
he said fuck time to get a new campaign
gotta up our game
HAHA exactly
should i do it on this post or did we actually want like
a post for a mingle
#letadriendrink
like the sleepover and stuff
who's around that wants to actually do these things, it's like 1am EST
me. so much
i guess there's much fewer of us
sadly i must go to sleep soon
but have sleepovers in my honor
we're doing it but hm
but hm
i'll just do a top level!
and pretend jason is sneaking the teens alcohol while mom and dad arent watching
adrien can drink the legal drinking age is like 10 in france
dad will encourage it it's fine
thanks dad
top-level sounds good
we didn't do much on the post itself this week so I think that's ok :|b
also pretend adrien cataclysmed the fuel thing
Morning after Snake Juice if this isnt everyone tomorrow i will die, personally,
and yeah teens are WELCOME AND ENCOURAGED to drink
god thank you xander
why cant ghosts partake in this
adrien just grabs the bottle and drinks tbh
thanks siz!
who's that asshole with all the crinkly food wrapping
jfc
itll be like a holiday where ghosts come around for 3 hours to get drunk and then die again
they can drink ghost vodka
with hot lesbian captain
tru
fair
liz is the ghost asshole with the crinkly food wrapping
no im NOT
how dare everyone break prohibition
DON'T DENY IT SPACE GRANDMA
im the one making grandma's meatball recipe with the cracker fillings
oh my god
YOU KISSED SPACE GRANDMA
SO????
grell is the one with the crinkle wrappers
LET HIM LIVE
"you all chose to drink to excess now live with it"
LMFAO GOD
wow grell RUDE
honestly adrien is ben
JASON JUST TAKES ANOTHER SHOT OF VODKA
AND ROLLS OVER
"i feel great i ran 5k" "really" "no i threw up in the shower."
fmkL;FHG;HGDFH;
r.i.p. adrien
adrien drunk and whispering "bababooey" and losing his shit
honestly
"i made breakfast don't ask how much difficulty i had doing it but i did now eat it and stop whining:
honestly yea
marinette is leslie
'are we dead'
"RISE AND SHINE CHILDREN"
groaning noises from the floor
time to make homemade earplugs and drink the morning away
stares at judar's tag though
someone hug him
nooooOOOOOO
IT'S NOT BECAUSE THEY CARE
IT'S BECAUSE
haha i think jack's and grell's are the worst ones i wrote though
REASONS
for entirely different reasons
grell's in pain but she's like i'm burning and it's ok
did someone say hug judar because i fucking swear to god this asshole's getting doxxed
doxx judar please
judar brings alice back just so she can execute him
I SWEAR TO GOD CLOVER'S GONNA DO IT SHE'S STRESSED AND JUDAR ALMOST DIED AND THE QUEEN'S A PIECE OF SHIT HE'D BETTER GET HIS SORRY ASS OVER HERE
there is no escape judar must face his feelings
HUG JUDAR slams hands on table
THIS IS WORSE THAN DEATH!!!!
everyone pile onto judar
everyone is just stuck in the parlor watching judar float around and complain while clover chases him around like ASSHOLE GET DOWN HERE GODDAMN IT JUDAR
you're not wrong
also can we just use jason's lightsaber as a lightsource in the parlor
yes the lightsaber is force powered
excellent
it can't run out of batteries until jason falls to the dark side
so...like two minutes then
i thought it would just turn red then
so everyone is in the parlor sitting in an ominous glow
ALSO let me know when everyone's done destroying the fuel reserve!
so i can just mod tag with CONGRATS YOU GUYS DID IT
i think team fireworks are done
I think so too ran can close out with a tag and team fireworks is done
i can do a last cataclysm to make sure the fuel is Dead if you guys want. im. joking
wow let his lightsaber have infinite power
no im kidding honestly it should have gone out as soon as the eye doxxed him
well oops
consider what if we replaced kylo ren with jason todd in the force awakens
there would be no difference
except jason would probably be like fuck this shit im outtie before he can patricide
like a coward
also bruce wayne would go up on that bridge
look jason in the eye
and be like son...i love....dick grayson
oh my god
wow?????????????
jason shoves him off the bridge
HAHA
finn and rey look at each other like
yeah that's fair
also i think you can modtag now?
jason and clover are just gonna keep slicing and dicing until someone pulls them away tbh
yeah...... yeah
why are the traumatized teens armed with laser weapons
laser weapon destructotherapy
HONESTLY WHO ALLOWED THIS
...whoops, honestly didn't think anything would be happening after eight so I went out with my brother
BAD DECISIONS WERE MADE
okay i'll modtag but feel free to keep destroying!
we can pretend team fireworks popped in and were
adam and luke and yuno walk in and they're running around shattering everything parkouring off the orb and cackling wildly and it's just like
like "hey... its time to blow it up."
ah. a'ight
HAHDJSHG
good...job....team...
seems accurate
please keep fucking it up and iwill literally
the destructoteens just cackling
have yuno show up
remind me why they have laser weapons again,
half the room already destroyed
"guys you did great now we can blow it up"
because arumat and machias made bad decisions
I can't believe everybody's enabling everybody else's bad behavior
except for the part where I can
we've already embraced our status as team fuck ups
might as well own it
so the nuwa can watch a montage of our greatest hits as theyre purged
y...ep
honestly i should have known this would happen when yuno and clover were striking a deal tbh
and yet you all consistently amaze me
in the absolute best way possible
lmfao i don't know WHAT you expected
she's keeping that kitchen knife btw she likes it? she's grateful
good, let her get a swing in with the scythe
maybe yuno can teach her how to use weapons bigger than her to her advantage