In the House, In a Heartbeat - John Murphy
DID I GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME UGH GDI PLURK
okay anyway!! doing the investigation a little differently this time!
every character will be passing out at around 1:10 PM
so please start your investigation thread with your characters waking up where they said they would be in their alibi at this time
along with who they said they would be with!
Hm! This will be interesting!
we didn't get a lot of alibis in this week, bbbbut i think we've been in contact with enough players to know who's with who
they can then move on from that location to other locations
but they should start investigation there
screeches
I'll be at this in like 20 minutes
i like to call this week's case
"fuck the buddy system"
im gonna blame vegeta
do we tag the toplevel with them waking up or just mention them waking up in a separate investigation toplevel?
seperate toplevel! with their location
oh shiiit
since that's the first place they'll be investigating, if that makes sense
Yikes
everybody took a nap. just like kindergarten
THIS IS RUDE EVERYONE'S HAIRSTYLE IS RUINED
LMAO FUCK THE BUDDY SYSTEM
ugh no problem children worked so hard on their makeup
did you want to start the problem children thread courtney or should i?
if you could that'd be great I've just gotta wrap up this ear piercing sale!!!!
work is suffering
i say start but lbr here judar's dead from passing out while choking on cinnamon
thanks jason
damn it judar
napping was a mistake
it was
stares blearily at this but yes judar is def dead from dinnamon
cinnamon
dinnamon is acceptable in space
my space lingo is advanced
i'm glad we have another trial that can be solved in the first five minutes
cappy thats cruel
googling sweet smelling knock-out shit
> instantly get results
> results say you could die from inhaling too much
SHRIEKS SILENTLY
OH i forgot to mention we should probably link the threads since everyone will be waking up with their alibi buddies!
we're all dead already nice
lucy can you clarify for me real quick what hallway/floor dave's on?
Dave was alone Dave is an alien #confirmed
o. wait.
our weapons were stolen what the heckie
bye bye alien slaying weapons
weapons were...stolen????
jason, judar's and clover's were
be careful friends 
just punch aliens in the face it'll be fine
which coincidentally were all weapons that helped kill aliens
r.i.p.
!!!!!
time for judar to WALK
the meat cleaver stays in her room she at least has one sharp thing probably......????????
HIS LIFE KEEPS GETTING WORSE
Yikes
thank god we have back up sharp stabby things
AND THE AI CORE IS ON FIRE???
she keeps the gun full of poison on her person too though would that still be with her o:
OH AWESOME OF COURSE IT'S ON FIRE
YIKES
this is why you magically conceal your weapons
the gun is still on her!
mira are you tagging dorian now btw or should i mod tag first?
cool thank you!!
i assume jason's dagger is still on him? not that it'll be much help lbr
a l i e n s
i'll tag dorian!
yes his dagger is still there!
good...ish 
btw Idk when sipp is getting online and I'm at work so no pressure for the furries. unless sipp is dead. then its all pressure for me to die immediately
dorian really needs to meet judar and have him introduce him to waterpoorf makeup
i'm js
...*proof
I'm heading home will be in transit for a bit
And yes 
he does
he does
I'm imagining Dorian with panda eyes and crying
I mean he doesn't wear THAT much eyeliner so it more just looks like he botched an attempt at a smoky eye
Still not great!!
panda eyes is funnier
pandorian
he is now a borderlands character
the (fashion) weeks victim is dorian
I'll tag in after Grell, then?
FUCK
!!!
the alien is a kleptomaniaAAAAAAAA NO????????
Jessie, no!
God damn it, Jessie, you were so, so close!
w...elp
w e l p
NO???????????????????
Yikes
TELL ME SHE'S JUST....INJURED....
rune tag and tell us deda or alice
...alive
two collapsed bodies in the ai core too
[hides face in hands]
3 ppl????????? ooo boi
.....
i just counted
10 people are accounted for
the three that aren't are yuno, mari, and jack
lmao i definitely just went to the taken list to check too
that would be one from each buddy group if those three are dead too
this...bodes ill............
i mean. mari and yuno are missing and we do have two ships left intact and we sure can't have that
WHO DEDA
daves tag mentioned dropping yuno off with jack
so what if the bodies in the ai core are..........
yuno and jack......................
WELP
then grell's gonna lose her shit
WELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
blind or not
Ahhhhhh
oh
there we go
Yep, they are Yuno and Jack
what the fuck
FUCK!!!!
"most of his entire head has been blown off" YIKES
kyuu the murder seer
The Eye of Sauron made Jack's head explode, 'Scanners' style
IT IS A GIFT AND A CURSE WHAT THE FUCK
Oh noooo
please grab jack's body so jason can stab it
and destress
UGH
yuno please be alive
At long last
Jack is deda
Now the graveyard can suffer
someone save yuno
from the gy, hancock laughs heartily
i want the graveyard to all be there when he shows up
Yeah he laughs and then remembers where dead people go
and they all start kicking him
in a circle
And laughs harder
Liz gets the first kick
She earned it
HEH
LMFAO
all of her convos have jack in them iirc
so yeah
gy time
>:]
'guys do we actually need to execute the alien or should we just let them have this one'
tbh jack was yalls best chance for aliens so
get ur scooby doo costumes on
we kind of need a trial to not be blown into bits
or be sucked up by that queen
I cannot believe after all the work I put into keeping him alive
LMFAO
*accidental. work. BUT NONETHELESS
you were part of a clique, adrien
hIS CLIQUE
"we are not your clique", catchphrase of the clique
The elevator is gone did someone get squished
i thought the elevator was gone for murder mystery sake
y i k e s
no it's
gone
?????
save the girl dave
I really like how the parlor also smells like thirteen unwashed hobos.
thanks dave
dave is the new nurse
The elevator is GONE??
THE ELEVATOR IS GONE........ GOD
WHERE DO YOU HIDE AN ELEVATOR
ask david copperfield
in your pants
I MEAN IT'S NOT GONE GONE
it flew away
it's just not...going to show up when Dave calls for it...
is that an elevator you just stole in your pants or are you just a murderer
also I'm so sorry I'm losing my shit at "WHAT COULD THIS MESSAGE POSSIBLY MEAN!!!!"
mfddlfkfkl
lMAO
no I definitely thought the elevator had just been RIPPED OUT AND TAKEN AWAY
Me too tbh
its a fucking mystery. we will have to work real hard to solve it
same
the nuwa took our elevator
someone walking around with an elevator
perfect
if someone ripped out the elevator there would probably be a hole in the ship and you'd all be dead
my guess would've been it just got launched out the fucking airlock honestly
I'm crying
yeah i get the feeling its on the bottom deck?
or the rope was cut
Lucy the only one who doesn't go WHO TOOK THE ELEVATOR
time to parkour up again
judar, jason and clover might be able to handle that once they get moving? maybe
probably
they suck
PLEASE.............
kyuu dont say please you asked for 4 deaths
well i also asked for a zero grav, airlock, and freezer death
and look where that got me
airlock got your waifu killed
>:[
prediction mistakes were made
didn't you ask for a fire in your plurk
WE DONT TALK ABOUT MY PREDICTION PLURKS
kyuu called jessie and jack earlier while we were talking too 
...also guys where's arbok
oops
uh
where is the snake
where is the pokeball
.......
alternatively faildere also are you trying to meet up with conference room group?
I guess we can I think ran and I were just sort of going around what was on that floor? I'm also mobile
it's because grell and dorian and jessie's corpse are right there
jason's group is going to walk out of the cafeteria and see a dead body this is wonderful
Ok
Idk I'm flexible
this is also after they've checked a few rooms tho so it's been some time
I think they'd go off to check another floor tho if dorian and grell have a handle on things, they're just checking inside the room
What ran said so I'm not sure what's happening in terms of time
yeah there's a lot of stuff that hasn't been investigated yet
so timing wise i think you can all just assume that if a group has an area covered, they can just move past it lmao
also sorry for being slow, making dinner rn!
okay I'm here and WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
jessie deda
jack deda
yuno almost died
pretty much everyone had something stolen from them
everyone took a nap and now people are damp and/or dead so I think we had an orgy
something happened in the ai core room
jessie was found with jack's arm
Goddamnit zia
"something" involving fire and Jack's head being blown off
also what????? WHAT CAN YOU PROVE WE DIDN'T
Maybe we can go to the medbay, then the offices, check out if any room doors have been broken and the elevator? Idk there's a lot of ground to cover save us
???!!!!
if arbok is gonna be in there
he's gonna be traumatized
is problem child group really about to walk out to a corpse party in the middle of the hallway BECAUSE. JESSIE 
do. do they want to
who is adopting a giant snake I guess
grell will pet the snake and try to be nice to it but she's never had a pet
Snake :c
we need snake therapy lessons
dorian has never had a pet either but
all his accessories are snake themed
so surely arbok will get along with him
everyone give Arbok hugs
NOT ESPECIALLY lmao get some investigation done before clover has to deal with more dead friends BUT IF THEY'RE LIKE RIGHT THERE,,,,
they're over near the conference room
maybe clover sees dorian and is like
nope
also holy shit was EVERYONE knocked out
yes
did we have a rave
and goes the other way
clover sees dorian's hair and just goes WE'RE GOING LEFT
"ugh its Dorian. lets just go. I cant believe he's still not dead"
dorian definitely has blood all over his cape from jessie because i want him to run out of capes
can grell borrow arbok as a seeing eye snake
i bet grell and dorian both got blood everywhere because jessie's like lying in a pool of blood and it was sprinkling
lmfkdldhfl
its gross
THERE'S NOT A WHOLE LOT LEFT TO LOOK AT LEFTWARDS
SLOWLY
MOVE LEFT
kfkfldhsl
if arbok's not in the Pokéball she might run right off to go on an Arbok hunt so the problem children squad can just go wherever,,
LETS JUST GO TO THE MEDBAY SO WE CAN FIND JACK UPSTAIRS 
LMAO SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN jason can kick the corpse
Jason needs his revenge for babysitting
how are they getting upstairs
judar can't fly without his staff he's 100% useless just leave him in the shaft
throw judar up there and make him throw his braid down
Dave flies them all up like a personal lift
judpunzel judpunzel
clover in the front judar in the back jason just parkour like that
dave needs to charge uber fees
... WHERE IS THE SNAKE
WHERE IS THE SNAKE
thanks dave
please carry judar's swooning body in your arms like aladdin and jasmine
lmfkfldhs
yuno seethes quietly. this is the worst day
just let us get upstairs so we can pay our respects to handy j
i can't wait for jason to corpse hand jack
all three of them trip while running around screaming and just accidentally shove it down the elevator shaft
HAHAHAHA
....we need that body???
jason would willingly
throw it down the elevator shaft
but alas
ON IT SORRY still at work retail is hell
they need the evidence
ITS OKAY!
also judar is still not wearing shoes so
he's definitely going to be walking all over blood
oh god the miraculous are gone
bits of brain and gore, it's fine??? it's fine
just assimilate with the brain
i hope they autopsy the shit out of his corpse
'we have to find the phone' 'i'm pretty sure he didn't even have a' 'HE COULD HAVE EATEN IT CUT OPEN HIS STOMACH'
god
this is my legacy
not anything cool
just let jason stab the corpse once
but that
babysitting has been hell
I have Thoughts about where the snake is and I'm sad
don't
also since time is flex Lucy could we also borrow Dave to head down to the lower floor?
or did time sync up again
okay I've gotta close the store up and walk home so I'll be back for investigating in a little bit?!?!
wait is yuno going with
the snake is fine because pokemon cant die I know this from the anime
OH are we meeting up in the elavator or medbay
because theyre going to the medbay first
lights the snake on fire ig to test that theory
tho we can change that?
leave the snake alone 
no
hasn't arbok been through enough his owner is deda!!!
do we want everybody to collide and one group go up and one go down and dave shuttles everybody?
would that be most effective?
i'll tag clover and then put that up if it's fine with cappy?
dave is now our space shuttle
destructoteens + judar are going up, team codependency are going down...grell and dorian are with jessie's corpse, yuno's in the medbay...the furries are in the elevator corridor
right?
i think yuno is with dave?
oh okay that would make sense
YEAH... SHES.. YANNING OUT SORRY IN ADVANCE
Im mostly trying to figure out where everybody's going and how people are splitting and poor dave being a space shuttle 
poor dave found jacks brain splattered and everywhere and had to pull his girlfriend out to medbay and now hes ubering everyone
shove luke in there what the fuck does he care
no one here has ever had a good idea put people in the sylladex
oh god
let people go in the sylladex
jesus christ
i
oh my god
please put judar in the sylladex
PLEASE
PUT EVERYONE IN THE SYLLADEx
please leave judar in the sylladex
this is the only buddy system that will work
remember the last person to go in the sylladex tho
while we're at it
we can put a 6th person in arbok's pokeball
jason will let people sylladex himself but also
lets not put jason in the sylladex
put jason in the sylladex
yes please put judar in the sylladex and then just
forget he's there
omg
bye bye space magi
goodbye judar
LET JUDAR OUT ONCE IN A WHILE walk him like a puppy
oh my god
pop him out occsaionally for shitty art fests
stick him back in when he's being a shit
yeah the furries are in the elevator corridor if people want to find them panicking about their jewelry... LIKE OLD TIMES...
BUT YEAH KYUU IF YOU WANNA TOP LEVEL that would work!!
it's like week 1 all over again
except 30 people are dead
OKAY SO
idiot trio are investigating the top floor
codependent assholes are investigating the elevator
does a team want to take the lower floor?
all three of these areas are going to have some shit
well team codependent's plan was to go to the lower floor
we were heading to the lower floor but I guess the elevator works! Im okay with that if Ran is
yes there should definitely be one team for the elevator and one team for the general lower floor!
dave and yuno take the elevator, codependent takes the lower floor, asshole children take the top floor
what about the furries 
what do zia and sipp wanna do
what do zia and sipp wanna do
marinette should take jack's body so she can puke on it and we can come full circle from cc
where sipp's character pukes on christy's after getting chloroformed
snort
ALRIGHT ill put a top level so everyone can split up from there?
corpse finders can catch us up and then we divide
that sounds good kyuu 
can yuno get like... 2 seconds with jack's body i jsut want to make christy regret getting cr with me at all
ALSO i think we have some areas that weren't checked on the middle deck? like the ??? room, the daycare, the offices and the living units
(shes not cutting his head off i promise)
just in case someone broke down a door i guess
maybe dorian and grell and the furries can take those?
since everybody's on the middle floor anyway?
if siz mira zia and sipp are looking for something to do I mean
i think we're good for now
sipp and zia can grab those
what about sipp and zia? i dont know if they have a floor to explore yet
rainbowlasers Sippycup do you guys want to handle what's left of the middle deck, or do you prefer to explore elsewhere?
I think that's good 
i think we're ok with the middle deck!! zia's at work rn so don't let us hold you guys up or anything
o7
I guess everybody can tag into kyuu's top-level with their findings and we split up? everyone I guess at this rate are the three groups so that's fair...
also can i assume that they would have turned the power back on for the upper and lower deck at some point?
otherwise without laser weapons, they're going to have to drag grell everywhere to get into the locked rooms lmao
sure
and yes splitting up works!
jason will revenge murder for his poor laser sword
"jack's body is up there" yuno wails and yells HE COULD BE ALIVE YOU DIDNT CHECK HIS PULSE
HE COULD STILL!!! BE!!! ALIVE!!!
taps into the thread after dave with other info
okay how are we splitting up gang
each team starting a new top level?
that could work
i think that'd be easiest!
a new top-level under kyuu's top-level? or just a new top-level in general
in general i think
Wow, kinda can't believe Dave is going to cram Judar into his sylladex
so the threads don't get too complicated
sounds good to me!
got it!
do you have a preference for who starts the top floor top level or?
nah!
go ahead if you want, or i can do it haha i'm good with whatever
faildere do you want me to start the lower floor toplevel since you started us in the gardens?
alright
go ahead!
o7
do you trust a woman we can't see with a chainsaw
catching up on chat after tagging and i'm like
grell should give clover her chainsaw
that can't possibly go wrong
thanks kyuu!
how do we want to do tag order?
any order is fine! we can continue judar > clover > jason?
okay!
i literally just got back home so if you wanna tag first cappy so i can get myself together that'd be rad!!!
SO YEAH THAT
judar knows more than he's letting on
pretty suspicious
continues to watch 
yes
please execute him
don't even wait for the trial
just kill him now
leave judar alone he's going to be what we fix the elevator cable with
his hair
they can chop his hair off after they kill him
NO!!!!!!
grell will give up her chainsaw over her dead body
actually if you kill her does it disappear i don't know
judar needs a haircut ANYWAY
okay im back!!!
i got distracted when i came home smh
maybe it falls dramatically into existence as she dies
where id you guys need me. is it a place where i can potentially die
if its okay with you and sipp, we'd like the furries to check the middle deck i think?
we still havent checked the units, ??? room, daycare and offices iirc
also i just remembered the conference room has no door still
yep
and fiona's corpse is
somewhere
thats gonna end up magnificent
.......
look i am willing to say grell took fiona's corpse upstairs
lmao fuck
for the sake of
room
THANKS GRELL
maybe we sent her off into space you dont know
maybe shes in the pool
just shove it in the pods
we airlocked fiona
burial at space
maybe she's just chilling
somewhere
hey
copyright for burial at space?
copyright!!!!
mods where should we have put fiona
retroactively
the toilet works
she's too big
like dead fish
well
shes in pieces
so
not small enough pieces
unless this is some sort of mega toilet??
we have sharp weapons
that can be fixed
oh my god
i mean we could always make a super shallow grave
or shove her in calisto's pod
no
actually calisto's pod might..be an option
oh my god
uhhh well
the arrival pods...are all empty.....
maybe they could take fiona's hand and
unlock her door
and just shove all the pieces back into her room and lock that shit down
that.......works....................
....tbh grell would do it
grell continues to be too good for this ship
we put fiona's decaying corpse back on the bed
let her back on the nuwa where she belongs
thanks grell
cover it with a blanket
ann kicks her out of the nuwa lbr
YEAH ANN WOULD
murder girlfriend divorce
true
HEAVILY OBJECT
this is just a quick formal apology to anyone reading dave and yuno's investigation thread i'm so so sorry
you can't divorce her they were never brides together!!!!
they were brides in my heart
kyuu stop before i turn this plurk into my ugly sobbing over grell/ann
sobs in a separate space
listen maybe...ann's from a canonpoint before grell murders her.....
it's fine??? it's fine
the point is grell is too much of a shit child for the nuwa
she belongs on fuck up ship
grell is good and pure
some people just
fell on her scalpel
its fine
sometimes you just have to kill over ten people
yuno understands
she killed 600 billion. sometimes it just happens.
this is why grell is proud of yuno
she's a good daughter
mods btw here's the middle floor top level we're not ready for a mod comment yet but just in case y'all need it
we ready now
sipp lives to prove me wrong
You know, I'm kinda wondering if Arbok will arrive to the graveyard too.
elevator murder came true but at what price 
kyuu killed the snake with her predictions
also its fine arbok can regrow its head in the manga surely it can. reform. its entire body
snake bites for dinner y'all
i'd rather we stick to cubes
snake's good!!!
tasty!!!
oh my god i wrote this whole mod tag to jason and then i was like
wait
i'm supposed to be tagging with judar fuCK
LMFSO
the real reason cappy wanted to die
HAHAHA
save it for after clover it's okay.........
you did your mod work in advance
you even mentioned judar specifically in the last mod tag cappy pls
OKAY regarding items!!
sizlaria moonjelly Sippycup rainbowlasers nidorina so dave and yuno just found a bunch of missing items underneath the elevator
THAT SAID, we weren't comfortable outright destroying people's items without giving them a heads-up or getting permission first
so if you want to say they're intact, that's perfectly fine!
most of these items are like...made of magic unbreakable material as far as i know anyway lmao
but yeah, let us know if you'd prefer your missing item to be found intact or broken!
are the kwamis dead
ummm hmm
so the elevator crashed on top of them?
yup! but we're totally fine saying that they were rolled into a corner
where the elevator wouldn't have hit them
or that they just miraculously survived
i think i'm going to say the staff is broken but he can still USE it
its just. broken.
im going to let one whole thing go right for clover today and let her keep the scythe intact
thank you!!
bc he can do magic without his staff anyway and i don't want to figure out how
maybe just the dumb blade broke off
yep
excuse me but yuno's grabbing the scythe, sorry dave??
oh no...dorian lost some strength stats....how sad......
the blade broke off, and one of the snake heads
hahahahhaa
pry it from her.......burned hand
the miraculous would probably be fine because a-... they're magic b- they're itty bitty ???? they can roll off in a corner
also im not dealing with "can magical artefacts containing the power of "gods" be broken"
its smoking slightly at weird times but otherwise fine
yuno can hold the scythe if she MUST
THEY CAN'T LALALA
sipp doesnt get a say in this
should have stolen plagg and tikki and crushed them under an elevator
dont look at other girls then
dont look at other girls dave
other snake girls
you know what
no boys too? arbok was a boy right
oh my god
this is why dave is the best
yikes
no ok yuno can have a swing it is in fact really cool to break open doors BUT SHE HAS TO GIVE IT BACK
yes i agree with zia also i dont want to think about kwami killling 8(((
kwami killing is rude??? also idek how you'd ... kill them....
thousand of years old baby spirits
no she's wrecking the top. sorry.
not the cord obviously but. sorry anyone who wanted a functioning elevator i guess
i'd prefer if grell's glasses were intact! just because otherwise it kind of severely limits what she can do
sounds good!
as funny as being velma is she wants to be able to fight
dave how do you keep getting on her good side
mom approves
it helps that his godtier jammies are the best color
by the way
who...is carrying arbok's corpse...into the conference room....
i mean
i guess dave and yuno can ccome back with like
a bag
and just pick him up and put him in there
the meat tube is squashed, so like...
make it purple
DAVE
DAVE DON'T SHOVE A SQUASHED SNAKE CORPSE IN YOUR SYLLADEX???
hes had
quite the day
IT'S NOT EVEN WRAPPED
just toss it out with the rest of the items
nasty snake corpse in the middle of the hallway "oops"
kfldhdLFJDL
do. we need. arbok's corpse
can we like, field trip
if we need to examine it
for cell phones
fair point
snake autopsy: it's a snake
um dorian are you not
a snake fan
dont you want to get in there
isn't arbok like
made of poison
did you know snakes have 28 testicles btw?
research
ᴍᴏʙ.
is
it safe to carry his snake innards
I so didn't need to know that
ᴍᴏʙ.
is
dave deda
so yes dorian should definitely get his hands on those sweet sweet snake balls
please
quick shove adrien in there
Please
I so didn't need to link 'Arbok' and '28 testicles' in any way
Arbok's 28 testicles
screw you ms. xander
WHY DOES A SNAKE NEED 28 TESTICLES??????????????!!??!?!??!????
t w e n t y e i g h t
that's
.......
that's so many
what
oh ym god?
i could post this on tumblr and doxx you xander
ive said worse
you have but that's not the point
they also have like
fourteen spleens
I feel kinda tempted to call Rune so they see what Arbok's death has led us to talk about
WHY?????
WHAT IS GOING ON IN A SNAKE???
basically i'm saying dave's sylladex is gonna be full as hell
WHY
DID EVOLUTION JUST GO WELL PUT ALL THE EXTRA SHIT IN THERE
i mean why wouldnt a snake have so many things
WHAT DO THEY NEED ALL THOSE SPLEENS FOR
its a meat tube
hot dog animal
and like twelve lungs and 8 stomachs A SNAKE IS A COMPLICATED ANIMAL AND THEY ARE GOING TO BE FINDING ORGANS DOWN THERE FOREVER
organ fight organ fight
opens this plurk
closes it
sipp run
the hot dog animal doesn't need all of that
yes it does
i came in here to catch up on the investigation and its fucking snake testicles
why else would it have it
w h y
#cradle
cradle plurks: mpreg, dildos, snake testicles
one time it was peeing on open wounds
i missed this shit what the fuck
y'all weird as shit
and sonic
the testicles are important evidence????
xander don't judge me when you're here with arbok's double digit snake balls
i feel so bad because dave and yuno are like "oh, ok" about arbok and now daves like "im not touching that"
sorry arbok
sorry to your
28 testicles
arbok did not deserve this
arbok was too good
too pure
the best snake
I'm thankful this information won't come in any way during the trial. There's no way anyone would know such trivia about snakes
dorian
definitely knows
Oh, fantastic. Dorian will cause a two-hour detour regarding Arbok's balls
Thank you so much, guys, what a way to spend one's Saturday
oh my god
find a dead body
immediately make jokes about his balls
this is what cradle is
this is our last chance to disrespect the dead
might as well make it a blowout
the ball's in our court now
You so did that on purpose
balls to the wall
of course i did we have to pun at the dead
and i have a ball doing it, every time
Oh my god, I'm saving all this for posterity.
Someone really has to go through all the Cradle plurks and save all our embarrassing moments
i think the most embarassing has to be when we went through three plurks in one night
I'm sure in ten years we'll look back at it all and be all "yes, the time we talked about arbok's 28 testicles was a good way to spend my valuable time"
i mean personally yes
i am laughing up a storm
Okay, to be honest, me too, hahahaha
i will be established in my career of choice, relaxing in my house, and i will die laughing over arbok's 28 testicles
man i hope jack finished the programs before he died
he didnt and we're all fucked
i keep
automatically writing up mod tags
to jason
HAHAHA
"fuck judar tbh"
listen he's not contributing anything to this investigation anyway
aside from stepping on glass like a moron
enters this plurk. Ah I see were starting early this weekend. Snake testicles. thanks cradle :')
rude clover's here too???? mostly she is babysitting judar though
ty don't leave us we descend when you're away
is there a lot left to check on the middle deck
nope!
i dont think i can stay awake for much longer
GO TO BED SIPP
there's nothing else on the middle deck anyway!
well then
im glad we didnt get snake testicles
Thank you, Dave and Yuno's lack of caring about Arbok! Hahaha, oh well
no problem tbh
worth it for making yuno say "that affects me" in response to arboks death
does it, yuno
not at all
im sorry
oh my god are we shoving judar in the vents
SHOVE SHOVE SHOVE
IT'S GONNA TAKE HIM ALL YEAR
ITS OKAY WE'LL COME BACK FOR HIM
EVENTUALLY
MAYBE