Souji is the killer.
Type: Yuri
Good End: You marry your love interest.
Bad End: You become a vampire.
True End: You get sick and die.

i

im not making this up

isn't hakuouki a combo of all three

plus yuri

like sooj is a vampire, marries his love interest, and might have gotten sick and died at the end i don't know

WHY DOES HE CLOSE HIS EYES AT THE END

HE DEAD

SOOJEND IS FULL OF DEATH

type: yuri

stares into the camera

i mean i know what they actually mean but

same kalyn same

i cracked up

okay

his life is just full of death it's tre

if cerealia endgame ends up being DEATH im going to laugh and cry a lot

if i canon update him to his bad hakuouki ending then it'd be a double kick to the gut

but im also really fond of souji's stupid hairstyle so i don't want to change his icons

"it... looks like kondou's hair... right.... don't tell anyone but im like... super proud of it..... but i'll stab u if u tell anyone...."

THE KON-DO

perfect

LMAO UGH I DO TOO

the real reason i play sooj

he's a moron who secretly cares about his hair

someone app kondou so everyone can finally comment on their hair similarities

exactly that

i can't believe kashuu is dragging souji by the sleeve while also intensely salty

why can't sooj hug him

why must he be a killer vampire who gets sick and dies and can't talk about feelings

aki im screaming they've skinshipped and bled on each other but they still can't do feelings

IT NOT THE TRUTH

real talk

the only route I've played is souji's

HE'S NOT EVEN MY FAVORITE OF THE HAKUS GUMIS AND YET

how could this happen to me.mp3

LOL THIS PLURK IS INCREDIBLE

pixi

how could violent dead vampire tb sooj not be ur favorite

ALSO PLEASE PLAY THE OTHER ROUTES THEY ARE EQUALLY SAD AND FULL OF DEATH

i DIDN'T MAKE THIS PLURK THIS WAY

BECAUSE HEISUKE IS PURE AND I LIKE THE PURE BEANS

YES PLEASE PLAY ALL THE OTHER ROUTES THEY ARE GLORIOUS

Heisuke bae

I don't have time for hiji but I'll play heisuke's someday

Baesuke

BAESUKE

ugh

Heisuke is like

we had one in haven and he was so precious

500% legit tho

Sano's my fave but I'd date Heisuke yesterday tbh

baesuke is true

ugh same rose i love sooj but i'd date heisuke over him any day

he's top tier boyfriend material lbr

Oh holy shit the Souji one is amazing

I'm laughing so hard

heisuke... when will heisuke come back to suffer in cerealia with the gumis

i know it's perfect

time to take kousetsu out drinking

omg please get him drunk

kousetsu stab souji in a drunken fury

No. I think Kousetsu would be one of those...quiet drunks but he gets passionate if you bring up like his family or peace of something.

And then he passes out so be prepared to drag him home, Sooj.

oh my god

souji has to bring up peace now

and he'll take kousetsu home i mean like he'll think about leaving him on the street but kousetsu's too nice for that

ugh don't leave him there he would get taken advantage of and robbed probably

UGH FINE sooj will take him home but this doesn't make them FRIENDS

...yes it does

stop denying Kousetsu his friendship route

oh my gosh Souji play nice

um excuse me sanosan pls stop the mean girls gossip first

im cracking up it's been like a gazillion years and yamato finally finds out that hakusooj is also sooj

HOW IS IT GOSSIP IF IT'S TRUE