i should have stood in the mod account and fooled you all
sorry i had to reference something haha
Why can't dead players have their tablets set up like little skype calls with bad reception
HAHAHA IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME (we'll all ignore how i fucked up the plurk three times this investigation)
So, how are the dead people going to work, again?
please make them use hashtags
#blowusup #nuwawasthebettership
you guys are joining in and can talk to people through their games, basically, the datapads no longer will have their battery drained because of the power boost the gy gave the ship
also a heads up that sipp and i are gonna be at work until about 6EST? ill be popping in and out because i am a great worker (no)
also, you guys can top level!
the dead characters, that is
#whodunit #getthatalien #theory
i didn't do a timeline because it seems kind of pointless (tell me if you think I'm wrong)
to try to nail down the order of events
Yeah, it looks like you got everything!
It's a very good, detailed map by the by.
comment for notifs but as a heads up I'm not going to be around reliably until later
I'm here! Is there anything that needs to be done?
does the map i linked look accurate?
wanted to run it by before i posted anything
I don't see any mistakes. Then again, I don't know all the details
and then someone should do a recap idk if you want to or if i should
the map looks fine to me siz
The map looks fine to me! And you can do the recap if you want siz unless people prefer Jason Todd to do it because
There will be much disrespect
"jack is dead, I've never felt freer"
Peanut butter allergies are cutthroat. Jessie never stood a chance.
Excellent
I'll top level in a bit with memory theories plus corpse findings? Because Jack was shot under his chin which is.....something.......
also now that im here here aka on my computer, maybe we should check the alibis later and see if anyone was alone during the morning/afternoon? since the alien could have used solo time
to tamper with the sprinklers real quick
iirc when luke and adam found the scene there was water still coming out of the room so it must have been recently tampered or else someone would have noticed before..........i think
a lot of people were alone around 10-11 afaik since that's shower time
that's what you guys get for not letting me die of infection
we could try to use whatever other evidence we find to determine if that solo time could have been used for anything other than showers
its okay we can still kill the cat
no we must keep one furry for endgame
kill the cat. euthanize me
Confirming yeah when Adam and Luke were exploring there was still a bunch of water on the floor in the engineering dock, so checking alibis again isn't a bad idea
excellent
also can you and ran top level with vent races/acid puke results once you're both around? so we can get things rolling and murder an alien
I'm disappearing for a little bit soon but lmk if I can do anything in the next like 20 minutes
I can do acid puke results if ran wants to do vent results
Im bouncing to mobile for a hour or so but I'll try to check in where I can!
plurk paste isn't working so
let me know if it looks ok
by second floor do you mean top level, or middle deck?
im still reading but it looks good so far
This looks good Siz and thanks ran
and thank you ty and ran!
werent yuno marinette and clover too short to hit the top of the spray, not the start of it?
i think ty meant the top by the start!
o ok I'm just confused because acid doesn't just... go down when it eats through stuff
or is this murder mystery acid. i hate murder mystery science
I think that depends on the acid's viscosity, which...I'm sure wasn't really thought about when doing this
LEt's pretend it's murer mystery acid
yeah it depends on the acid
because metal/chrome is harder to melt than say
but let me check the original thread first
they'll likely notice a large splatter of what appears to be acid eating through the corridor wall somewhere between five and six feet up.
YEAH it seems it was in the process of melting the wall
and they said it was in an arc too right? because pokemon attacks probably
i didnt see anything about an arc in the mod commont zia
it just describes it as a splatter
but we can probably ask the mods for clarification!
maybe I can't fucking read that's possible toi
lmao I know its an arc in the show that's probably why I assumed... ive been rewatching the indigo league
no i'm pretty sure the mods clarified yesterday
i think they clarified yesterday
oh! i must have missed it
i was looking at the mod tag so if it was mentioned on plurk, i could have overlooked it
ok good I thought I hallucinated since I wasn't 100% there yesterday haha
Pretend I got it right if it's an issue I was trying to write it before I left, sorry. If the info is there I should have translated it right and that's my bad
its fine!! dont worry about it I dont think it affects anyone haha
The top of the girls hits closer to or at the bottom of the spray
yes it looks like it was sprayed in an arc!
when i say it lined up with the shoulders i mean like
the rest of the acid could have easily hit the person in the chest lmao
but shoulders are the things to measure with because they're...cut off...if that makes sense
since they're measuring from the top of the mark
it doesn't necessarily mean it was aimed at their shoulders, just that that's about where the top of the mark would be at those characters' height
wakes up hi!! ty for recap!!
ALSO REPLYING TO THE WRONG COMMENT this is the legacy of my life no one say anything
would it be at all worth it to try to autopsy arbok? I know he's all smushed but would a closer look do anything...
We need all the information we can get. Who knows, maybe there'll be something weird to find...
.....uuuuuh...did anyone bring Arbok's remains, though?
Or was all that left to rot in the elevator pit?
i think dave stuffed it in the sylladex?
but if it was hit by cataclysm or something special, there miiiiight be some sign? i know cataclysm rots things
so there could be some decay
you know what you get when you drop a book on a cockroach
anyway jason should totally examine it up close i agree
thanks for taking one for the team jason
He better use gloves, these are some poisonous remains
no just stick his bare hands in
and then corpse hands judar
once again screw you ms. xander goddamnit
ok we might as well try arbok
_ayato does jason want to come so adam can make him touch all the gross things
faildere: sure! I'm eating so if you could put it up, that'd be great. I'll tag it from my phone
Excellent! Thanks for putting it up
Why do I always come back to snake testicles...I'm glad we're studying roadkill
guys this is extremely important
how do i draw a horizontal ascii dick
goddammit well apparently dreamwidth can't even format ascii art right [eridna]
thats genuinely upsetting
WHATEVER i guess i will use imguer!!
this lightsaber debate is hilarious to me because
lightsabers actually exist in dragon age inquisition
and dorian can actually use one
is it rly that tough to use a lightsaber if they're just cutting cables... isn't it just swinging left to right
it's so useless unless you're a knight enchanter
also dorian confirmed for killer I guess
btw guys I'm just reading the post quick but elevators have cables and regular swords and such wouldn't be able to cut them unless they hacked it for twelve minutes
so I think that's why they picked the lightsaber? on top of swinging a scythe in the shaft might be awk
lightsaber thing doesn't really make sense to me
it just seems like by far the easiest thing to use
I'd comment with that ic but I'm behind on work when will I be free
i still think it's worth discussing ic
even if the conclusion is "its the easiest"
since we DO have a couple of characters who are specifically skilled with swords
and the souvlaki like using their host's skills
especially because partnering the skill set with other evidences could help?
we did vent races based on speed, so skills can be contributed as well!
o I dont think its wrong to discuss it but I think WHY they felt the need to use it is more relevant
than why pick the lightsaber specifically
right now it seems to be because it's lighter than the other weapons, which is a really good point if the killer is like..........super weak or used to handling lighter stuff
o ok o/ all I saw was the lightsaber discussion so I shared my HOW ELEVATORS WORK knowledge. very important. its steel cables.
make the mages use the lightsaber
well judar would probably actually stab himself
if judar dies I die we have an agreement
time to kill the war hero
we will only be free of his hair
clover is so tired of being the responsible friend, jason let the poor war hero rest
what happened when i was offline
dorian with lightsabers and judar's haircut
yes dorian can lightsaber judar's hair
she's been the responsible friend since the cinnamon challenge and she wants a nap
clearly clover has to do the cinnamon challenge
please lightsaber his hair off
cut his head off too while you're at it
!!!!!
behave?
...wrong emoticon
look at our survivor pool behaving is not an option
hey guys I'm home soon but ping me if you need me before that
zia i need a donut--ok no
donuts sound so good right now
i see jason is fulfilling the quota of uncomfortable theories
dude pick me up some starbucks zia thats what i need
there's actually one right next to my job lmao
also what uncomfortable theory
grande java chip chop chop
we're discussing kitty cat
o cool are we killing me yet
also is it uncomfortable when he's been loudly going OK BUT ITS ME THEB
im not home yet but marinette will fight you all irl
marinette get ready to punch us all
look though the last several times we've been accusing teenagers it was a teen
listen voting for adrien is a vote for not-marinette and he's. yknow.
if we don't get the alien
and all includes marinette
it's ok it just means grell has to kill every unconfirmed
we're all going to die anyway so
there are only two confirms so good luck with that Grell
let's just kill all the suspects
it's the only way to be safe
I mean listen of that list he's the most likely candidate based on a total lack of bias and self-worth issues???? its legit
no one would suspect double aliens
yes judar is definitely first
you can't fit two aliens in one dave
even judar is less likely because who would pick judar.
idea: just line everyone up at the airlock and start ejecting them
why are we shoving aliens into dave
whoever doesnt want to be ejected into space
judar is free to start us off
can't judar breathe in space
see he has no reason to resist ejection
EJECT JUDAR SIGN MY PETITION
judar floats through space endlessly
never forgiving, never fforgetting, always living
no we can't eject judar dorian has to give him a haircut with a lightsaber
judar its time for a haircut to make you more aerodynamic
yeah hes gotta be hot for the alien chicks
and yeah he can survive in space LMAO
but he can't fly so he'd just literally sail off in the same direction forever....
i literally will put up a top level for lightsaber tests for judar to get a hair cut
dave would have to rescue him
fly him back like a shitty balloon
im sorry if we have a lightsaber in evidence and dont get to swing it around
then this trial is worth SHIT
if i actually did that because
sadly dorian would PROBABLY
not actually cut his hair off
he'd freak out hilariously but uh
that seems really rude! judar hasn't particularly wronged him
yeah he might react violently....he also actually has pretty damn killer reflexes so he'd just automatically barrier if he saw the lightsaber swinging near him
yeah i feel like he would suspect
like the only reason he's not dead right now is because he was actually fast enough to dodge fiona's gun aimed at his head
its terrible hair, but you have to let people make their own choices
thanks for not letting judar die cappy
i cant believe we cant cut judars hair
frankly this is just justice
also dorian has NO high horse from which to judge
bad hair choices in the future
but no if...jason actually wants to projectile vomit at him...or just throw water lmao
he'd actually be fast enough to dodge it as long as he's in the air
NO ONE EVEN VOTED THAT TRIAL
WE GOT OUR MINDS DESTROYED BY AN ALIEN
YOU KEEP THAT FOOD WHERE IT BELONGS
yuno says yes her friends' lives are on the line
UGH IT'S NOT FUNNY IF IT'S YUNO THOUGH
we can make someone else throw up on judar
someone please go full exorcist on the wall
stuff jason with pea soup and then cinnamon challenge him
that actually sounds disgusting so it might work
SHE'S SO TIRED
how did we go to cinnamon challenge im laugin-;.
we're throwing up on judar
listen clover knew what she was getting into
she's had months to get to know these two idiots
SHE DIDN'T REALIZE JUST HOW BAD IT WOULD BE IF SHE PUT THEM TOGETHER SHE'S NOT READY TO BE THE RESPONSIBLE FRIEND
wait what if we combine these
we can test judar's reflexes
by asking him to dodge dorian giving him a lightsaber haircut
throw up on judar and put it in his hair
clover sits down with her head on the conference table and quietly waits for death
BTW MODS the voting page says 24 survivors
ok im here who does marinette have to fight
jason, grell, adelina, elizabeth, luke
adrien calling people out now
i'm sorry adrien murdermom is brutal
i mean. adrien doesnt care about the theory
but could you guys not talk so casually about how a kid should be dead when he's been thinking for like two weeks that he'd rather have died than be a burden on y'all jesus lmfao
We're sorry we're all insensible and tired of aliens
we'll apologize later
listen his self-worth is in general -10 it only got lower with time
why can't i hug the french kids
jason will apologize after the trial to the french kids
i think we need a group apology to the kids
man we don't even need aliens at this point
marinette's gonna murder everyone
i'm back from work and good fucking god you guys
jason is yelling at teens and its
bad blood was such an accurate pick for this trial
Hey, quick question...since I'm about to post a reply
There was a rag in the Gaea room, right?
Or rather, it was found, for that matter
yeah thats how you light a molotov cocktail
thank you, the last of us,
you can also make a medkit with it
it takes exactly the same ingredients to make a medkit and a molotov cocktail
... so i might have always spent it on molotov cocktials
who the fuck needs medkits
we've created an ultimate shitshow
I'm heading out for a couple of hours so good luck everyone
Let's get some theories going
i want to believe liz actually put that in the body of her message
It's under the clip art "Cute Girl Yelling"
did we look into jessie and arbok's deaths more? i feel like the focus has been mostly on jack
we're studying the acid, we looked at arbok's body???
I don't know if we looked at jessie's throat but that was because of the thing in jack's arm right
although i don't wanna ask about arbok bc 28 testicles will return to plague me
we could check arbok again I guess and check Jessie I don't know
also uh did they ever talk about why jack was killed but yuno wasn't? even tho they were in the same room?
sorry if it was mentioned yesterday lmao
yuno probably was left alive to throw suspicion around
even injured, she's still capable of killing like half of us before we know it
we were told arbok was just goop at this point
can we look again anyway like
um ive ran over snakes before ok
theyre just flat cartoon versions of themselves
did you guys go all the way into the elevator and etc?
arbok is goop he had like three tons of metal dropped on him
i want him to be a cartoon character that is flattened and then someone just blows air into him and he expands to normal
pokemon never die in the anime!!!!
who wants to be the one who sticks their mouth
luke needs to do something dumb this trial anyway....
also arbok has been cut in half in the manga!!
but in all seriousness does somebody want to come with him to investigate jessie + arbok one more time? (lbr he just wants out of the trial room)
we should talk about the yuno thing too though just to cover everything
she was blind when she last held the body
okay grell and luke can go investigate dead snake and also jessie but how the fuck do they get down to arbok
grell is definitely capable of jumping down there
well adam and jason already examined it...
just catch luke in your arms
tbh grell would be like i deserved that
please princess carry luke down there grell
she's so used to being hit when she fucks up why has no one slapped her?
wow that's sad when i type it out
too busy fighting jason todd
come on luke she'll carry you
you wanna top-level mira or should I
i can if you don't mind me saying they agreed to go look at a snake
actually while grell and luke are doing that does somebody else want to check Jessie?
instead of them doing both of those?
ty should i top level under findings or just like a new thread where they are like LET'S GO OUTSIDE
i know yall are knee deep in 28 testicles
but theres some cool theories from totty and grell!
I was just reading Totty's
oh so if totty is missing something major definitely call him out, i still haven't fully caught up with with what's going on :')
hey guys i have a question. a lot of stuff was missing to make the chloroform etc right? did we ever find that?
Yeah, I'm not seeing any point where anyone's located it.
yea im just curious because it wasnt destroyed?? and even if the stuff is empty there'd be containers or smt
Maaaaybe it was stashed elsewhere...
so i was wondering, how did the killer get through the chloroform without being affected by it? would there be a mask or rag or something they used to protect themselves??
Well, since the killer was an alien, th
...but i wasn't sure if that was too pedantic and explainable as murder mystery logic so I didn't mention it
no that's a pretty good point
i think it was briefly touched on yesterday
i mean also if we find the chloroform stash we can determine when it was made for sure
I like the idea that arbok ate it
maybe if we're lucky the chloroform stash is with a convenient anti-chloroform mask
i thought they tried but too mush
because of how they autospy'd totty to look for his phone
oh wow did they?? haha
(as i said, I am not caught up :'))
THEY OPENED HIM UP ... IM SO SORRY
ive been making fun of autopsies since they opened up elizabeth and totty to look for a phone tbh
because cLEARLY HE SWALLOWED IT
no one will find that belly button wrinkle porn, simple password protection isn't enough
we discussed the idea that even if the person themselves passed out the alien possessing them could just kinda like. use 'em as a meat puppet and carry on their way like they did with rhys's corpse
we've only ever seen them alien out post-trial so we have no idea
i think its more likely that
the person avoided getting chloroformed was in the vents
but yeah my guess with jack's arm weapon is that they did the weapon gathering last...
but that really leaves the question of how they subdued arbok
yeah i mean it would be simple if they stole the ball and then released arbok into the shaft
indicating he was out beforehand
yeah, seems like whoever attacked jessie, that made arbok pop out of his own accord (which pkmn can do)
arbok attacked the killer but did not survive whatever attack the killer had, maybe it was a type imbalance
he was out before the chloroform went out!
cappy confirmed that yesterday
on second thought that doesn't work with poison types
bug type is not strong against poison type
so that rules out ladybug
comes in to correct pokemon knowledge
adrien is obviously a normal/dark type
he's the rare dark/fairy type
isn't poison strong against fairy
god i can never keep track of poison and fairy strengths and weaknesses I'M SUCH A SCRUB
poison is in fact strong against fairy. i definitely had to look that up
yea i was making a joke on plagg
because i keep calling it a "stupid cat fairy"
okay i am still ratholing on why jack's arm was taken so feel free to ignore, i thought of this but maybe totty wouldn't, what if they took the arm because it was orignally rhys's and it has alien bits or sth
(feel free to say 'no erin have you even been playing the same game as us, none of that is even somewhat accurate)
trying to spread rhys's pieces?
i'm not willing to discredit anything in the game responsible for "five minutes left LUMINOL THE WEAPON" "so i saw this commercial once where they taped a photo to the keyhole" "LUMINOL THE WEAPON AGAIN??????"
three minutes left MURDERER CONFESSES
... mira you scared me and i thought three mins was left for real
noooo omg i will do the last trial clock for everyone though
three minutes left two and a half hours of extensions later
use the poison detection kit on the CLEARLY POISONED MAN
also... like, i know the incinerator wasn't on, since it wasnt used but people did like peer in already so thats not a place where stuff could have been thrown in anyway right
where's the cellphone. must have been swalLOWED
we were planning to kill someone at that point
and we hadn't ruled out poison
sorry we totally wasted the poison detection kit on purpose
hancock groaning in agony from the graveyard
and then ruled out poison because it was on bulls card
that you had so much faith in us
poison was on bull's card?
WE ALMOST GOT YOU WITH KALE
look bull's card might as well just say
right there with espionage
kale salad is still the most hilarious thing to me because it pointed to the right killer
"if you're asking if he has this murder adjacent skillset, he does"
bull just sitting there like oh MY GOD
I WILL CONFESS JUST SO I DON'T GET TAKEN OUT BY FUCKING SALAD
clearly he was making dorian a nice salad
a nice 'salad'...
with dressing
no we're finally free of mpreg don't bring it back
are we waiting on arbok investigation results
there aren't any haha it's literally just
tbh grell and luke just went to go hang out outside the trial room
and vaguely scan for arbok
should we talk to tikki and plagg maybe
and also mad at everyone since dave's trial but
hes my favorite cat demon
do you have a lot of those
just tell me where they can talk
sure maybe under liz's thread?
plagg is so cute i wanna hug him
HE'S NOT GOING TO BE VERY HELPFUL??? JUST. IN WARNING
if theres stuff adrien knows plagg wouldnt answer he'll answer it instead probably
ok rude doN'T KILL HIS WIFE???
JUDAR THE REAL MURDERER HERE
something stupid i'm sure
if she dies then she's not an alien!!!
shooting an 8 year old 2.0
judar did what dorian couldn't
did we just have round two
I wish I still capped that, it was great
of shooting the eight year old
sometimes 8 year olds deserve to be shot?
we definitely just had round two of shooting the eight year old
he blunted the icicles lmao
still would have felt like being hit by a baseball though
OH should i do trial clock right now
everyone else's notifs fucked up rn
/casually makes kale salad joke ic
less than 15 minutes before we all die
i'm not even panicking anymore i'm just dead inside
i thought i was dead inside and then we hit 10 minutes and the panic set in
ok forgive me for doing this but the umineko music inspired me
we ask the kwami what they don't remember
turn around the chessboard
you have five minutes!! better do it fast
FIVE MINUTES DON'T ASK JUST DO
IT'S WORKED FOR US BEFORE
might as well ask...it can't hurt
three minutes and i'm going to die
i'm dead. i'm dead right now
can i still vote for death
vote for death it doesn't discriminate
vote for death for president
what's dying a second time
i'm changing my vote to cappy
if we've fucked ourselves on the LAST CASE
i would say we've had a good run and i love you all
i'm ready for another fucking tie honestly
group hug
its long overdue for a tie
group hug we worked hard these past 3 months and we're all ready to die
im sitting here just like
the nuwa is clearly the superior ship by now
that emote about captures it yeah
the nuwa has always been the superior ship
they would have been done hours ago
we did our best and i'm proud of everyone
nuwa would have finished on day one and been drinking sunday tea by now
the nuwa has been done with their entire game for WEEKS
that's how better they are
LIKE, THAT'S CANON, THAT'S NOT EVEN A HYPOTHETICAL
the nuwa is just a endless pizza party now
the nuwa probably respected their corpses
the nuwa only performed autopsies when necessary and had the licensed medical professional do all of them
i mean if were gonna be fair
the nuwa found junpei's cellphone under his bed
oh shit the journal just updated F5 INTENSIFIES
do they even have a liscensed medical professional
i dont think nisha woulda respected the corpse
they didn't cut up junpei just because they could
...does someone have this os fine icon
why wouldn't you cut up junpei just because you could tho