The Final Witness - Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wri...
WE CAME SO CLOSE
woops
TO ANOTHER TIE LMAO
oh my god
yells
surprise!
zia
ZIA
I'M KILLING YOU
well shit
I'M FLYING TO CANADA
AND KILLING
IM COMING TO CANADA ZIA
hahaha won't someone please kill adrien?
WE ALMOST FUCKING TIED I'M SCREAMING
LMAO ZIA THAT WAS IMMEDIATELY
YOU'LL HAVE TO BEAT ME
IMMEDIATE
lol why won't anyone let adrien be deda
DAMN ZIA
i hate you
HAHAHA YEAH
ZIA TOLD EVERYONE
from the start
WE SHOULD
HAVE
LET HIM BLEED
anyway
i can't believe you motherfuckers thought i was an alien
we've waited 3 months
for this
ALSO
so good
i'm glad i last minute
remembered to take his dumb ring!!!
zia begged us for death
*meowtherfuckers apparently
for three months
rude?????????????
i'm sorry marinetee
i was innosipp all along
grell will apologize on her knees for that
ALSO SCREW YOU GUYS FOR NOT TYING!!!!!! the worst
uh is anyone else concerned it's still going to take 5 minutes to execute adrien...
>:[
everyone please thank rainbowlasers, Sippycup yeezus ForestTemple for working with us on this case and being awesome! AND ALSO PLEASE
PLEASE
ESPECIALLY THANK vyco
everyone run and not. get killed by adrien the alien.
we were short staffed this week, so we brought her on for extra help!
I'M SUPER CONCERNED ABOUT FIVE MINUTES
and she was phenomenal
please thank ao
i commented, guys, if you want to react
tho uh siz
like literally turned the entire case around for us
five minutes to FIGHT [murder!]
he is going to want that back
she was genuinely fantastic
lmao
i'm not joking when i say before ao came on
come and get it 
our best idea
gosh goddamn darn way to go guys
im just a murder fanatic i love murder
THANK YOU EVERYONE
decappytation
was
'we build a giant electromagnet which attracts jack's arm and gets him stuck to the wall'
flmL;DFHGLSDFHG
....wow
um no one told me that? i would have gone for that instantly
'and then it also attract's luke's and adam's swords and they stab him!!!'
by the way chloroform sprinklers were my idea so you're welcome
yes
IT'S SHOCKINGLY EASY TO BUILD A SUPERPOWER ELECTROMAGNET but the distance wouldn't have worked [eridna]
the chloroform sprinklers were so good it was clever
we should have gotten to stab jack
honestly i did very little this murder
stares at adrien's response on the post
except leading you guys on
for
three months
ok so
thank you guys for your work!
anyway: meowlotov
:'3
dorian has. the miraculous
ARE WE ALLOWED TO RESPOND
what a meowder
he's going to put it on and become chat noir
cat's out of the bag
chat dorian
thats
he would look better in the costume
im crying
please do?
go ahead but thats one way to get your arm cut off
just
fair warning
anyway is it ok
if i static cage him
ALSO FAIR WARNING: he is not fucking around, if you guys come at me he will attack to kill, but he's also a huge talker
eat the ring
ladybull and dorinoir
oh man
it's all coming together
yeah adrien is
the most powerful alien
FINALLY
oh
and he is not fucking around
THE TRUE LADYBUG
he doesn't really care about wearing the ring? it's just fun
eat the ring
and then run
ᴍᴏʙ.
is
plagg an alien too
i mean, that's just rude?
flmlf;hghh
eaT THE RING
jack you DICK WHY'D YOU MAKE IT TAKE 5 MINUTES
plagg is fine because dorian has the ring
yes plagg was also possessed
but otherwise, yes
he was affected by the meowster
i can't believe
that's how adrien managed to carry all the shit and also grab all the stuff from downstairs
he literally just made plagg grab it for him while he was making out with marinette
... pft
EAT
THE
RING
plagg is also how i got the bomb to alice
which, btw, totally my song choice, couldn't resist
EAT THE RING EAT THE RING
give it to grell
she'll eat it
i like to call plagg
grell will eat it
well i'm debating whether to eat it
in front of everyone
or become chat noir
i mean?? go ahead???
EAT THE RING
clover would eat the ring too tbh
'fuck the buddy system'
yeah zia picked my songs knwo what you did in the dark and unleased the fob beast
both good choices
FUCK THE BUDDY SYSTEM god
EAT THE RING
see
yes
im so sorry dorian
are we eating the ring
if i eat the ring
dorian will definitely
what are we even doing jesus.
if he eats it won't adrien just cut it out
get his guts ripped out
eating the fucking ring is what we're doing
yeah
i mean, listen
dorian
no wonder we're the goddamn fuckup ship
you forget you have an ally
oh shit
what if
i give it to plagg
and tell him to book it
PLAGG IS POSSESSED
plagg can't hold his own ring
oh
give it to marinette?
please just flush it down the toilet
yeah
and be done with it
AIRLOCK IT
except marinette will
definitely get murdered
okay but when adrien is unpossessed
he will probably want that ring back
ummm rude he's the weenie??
throw it out the airlock
airlock!!!!!!!!!!
can we kill plagg and just cut him in half or something
flush it wtf
im laughing at flush it
okay who is
I can't believe the list was right but also??? This is the worst possible outcome???
we should PROBABLY figure out how to cover the people who can't fight
the worst person at combat who is
yeah who is
leave plagg alone wtf
like its weed and mom just walked in the room
also fast
Why am I not home yet
tagging adrien...
because one of you should take the ring and run
i mean
dave
ah I didn't really do anything for this murder, I was away for the first two days of plotting and had to scramble to do a thing or two, but thank you all for playing with Jessie and Arbok! I love y'all
dave is a ninja but also. one of the best combatants so.
judar
dave is a good combatnt
YEAH..
no wait he has magic
I LOVE YOU RUNE THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!
Can we barrier the ring or something? I don't know eat it
hahaha actually hilariously enough
eat the ring eat the ring
judar would be able to completely nerf the ring
someone give yuno knives
but it would leave him useless
she's a god
NO ONE EVER ASKED HIM WHAT AN ISOLATION BARRIER DOES it completely nerfs all magic
I was with my brother all day the day most of the plotting happened so I came back and was like "oh man this sounds awesome 
" but I agree, vyco is a champ
" but I agree, vyco is a champ
let clover eat the ring and she can just sit around in the barrier
well we do have the kitchen knife in the evidence case, just give yuno that
anyway who!! wants to tag adrien!!!!
who wants to step up
yuno can borrow clover's meat cleaver
ME
i will but
i need to get rid of this ring first
EAT IT
no!!!!
EAT IT!!!!!!
GIVE IT TO SOMEONE STUPIDER TO EAT
lets just play hot potato
I can't believe our first reaction for getting rid of the ring is to eat it
okay stop stop stop
please throw it
this is why we're getting destroyed
stick it into judar's hair
clover eat the ring
ok the ring is hidden somewhere on dorian's person
clover will absolutely eat the ring
omg
you have to unbuckle like 10 leather buckles
to get it
that's also fair
i mean its an alien so
i feel like that wont be an issue
you can also just cut it all off
just sayin'
and working with walpurgisnacht and madcapjest and rainbowlasers was also a blast, Zia is so ungood, so impure, would recommend
Can we just barrier it with Judar's Magic and have Dorian barrier Judar??? I'm shrieking
i think we need judar's magic
i think adrienlien is more of a threat
than chat
can we just cut off adrien's other hand
its like cool he can do a cataclysm
rad
also
then we don't have to worry about the ring at all
guys
you're idiots.
I HAVE BEEN YELLING ABOUT THE DOORS ALL TRIAL
IN THE PLURK
the private one
WHY DIDNT WE GRAB THE CAT HES RUNNING
THEY'RE WIDE OPEN??????
WHY WOULDN'T YOU TIE HIM DOWN
what did you expect from
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ME FOR HOURS
skills: espionage
bye adrien
can grell give chase
because THERE IT FUCKING IS
THE ALIEN
i'm going to
oh man go ahead
immolate
that cool
all of you
also since we're at it, god bless yeezus for jackapedia and starting the program so we can execute alien scum etc
immolate the entrance
BECAUSE THE ADRIEN PROTECTION SQUAD WOULD LYNCH US
oh shit guys he booked
wait i saw yuno whats she doing
WHERE'S HE GOING
ᴍᴏʙ.
is
that ok?
we were discussing giving yuno weapons
as you do
...
out of...range.........
Goddamnit.
GIVE YUNO WEAPONS
go grell go
haha i think dorian immolating the entrance is fine
do you guys want to play hide and seek
Benny Hill Theme time to chase adrien
flmKLFD;HGFG
Someone needs to retrieve Adrien
FUCK
how tall is immolate
oh my god
this is gonna be some kind of fuckin scooby doo door chase montage
(i almost typed adrian monk... wrong adrien)
uhhh
everyone in and out and in and out
tall
it's a fireball that erupts from the ground
why would you give yuno weapons
thats terrible
oh well
because we've already embraced that we're the fuckup ship and we're out of ideas
he can't cast it
i mean, clearly overestimating how much he cares about this body there, guys, but
IG MARINETTE IS THERE
*if
he cut off the arm he will keep going even if injured
i totally asked lucy to do that like. week 8, i think? way before she did it. lmao
i cant believe marinette has alien stds now
absolutely
oh well i did it anyway
try not to get fireballed marinette and grell
she will chase this cat while on fire you underestimate how much grell wants to kill something
im laughing so hard
thanks for killing ladybug dorian
you finally rectified your sin of not shooting an 8 year old
but seriously who wants to play hide and seek with a telepathic cat
im going to tell you guys if it's hot or cold!!!!
yeah who...wants to search....for the cat...
or do we just
leave him in there
it'll probably be fine???
Oh hey guys, I'm back from being away what happened to--oh, Adrien was the alien
Okay, carry on!
it'll definitely be fine!!! you should trust me!!!!
OH GOD IT'S IN THE VENTS
he has no reason to keep any of you guys alive anymore but it'll work out i'm sure????
Damn, I wish I hadn't been forced to miss most of the trial
when have i ever misled you guys!!!!
who's even around rn
i literally have no limits so idc guys! i dont work tomorrow and i tag fast
roxy's too dead to do anything but uh. cheers u on. good.... luck guys...........
if you want to go all 10 its fine
there will be a point where i'll have to take a break because families are a thing but
who wants to be live bait for the alien-cat
make judar do it
i'm here and will be here for a while but clover's not going anywhere alone 
buddy system the world's worst game of hide and seek
buddy system the world's worst game of hide and seek
it shouldn't really burn her too much, sipp
pst, guys.
he's heading somewhere specific.
it's like a quick explosion of fire that goes out
gee
where could an alien be headed
so she might get a little burned but i was mostly joking she shouldn't be in the way
who wants to help....a person who can't fly...get up the elevator
grabs dorian
princess carries him
princess carr--YES
judar can help one person fly
i can't believe adrien was sephiroth all along
provided they're not too fat
please princess carry dorian up the elevator!
yeah who's going up and who wants to stay down to chase the cat back into the conference room
also!!! the meowster is like an annoying megaphone since none of you are part of the collective, so none of it is going to be filtered
you can all hear his whining
oh my god even the alien is hollering
YEAH what's the plan here guys
i wish i didn't have to use tildes to convey how grell is talking but
you're going to need to force the meowstermind back into the conference room
I vaguely have ideas but this is the meowstermind 
clover has no self-preservation instinct and a laser scythe, where are these features most conveniently placed
i mean you could probably also just try to
straight up kill him
and fuck adrien
NAH
LET'S TORTURE AN ALIEN and then nurse a child back to health
look
as long as we don't kill him
the execution will fix the shit we did to him right
i mean it did for liz and dave
i think we can assume
that will continue to be the case
IF JACK PROGRAMMED IT RIGHT
fun fact, "you'd be surprised what you can live through" is exactly the mindset the alien had
when he decided to cut off adrien's arm
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT IG
we have to drag the stupid cat to the conference room
i'm serious though is there anyone
heading up to the top floor
how fast can dorian run
or should he climb
☆ Peachy
has
anyone said this is a game of cat and mouse yet
ummm well he has one more spell
because if he's like a second or two behind grell she'll grab him
oh goddamn it
no. no we have not thanks rune
nah she'd be ahead of him
i'm glad to help
there are other ways to get up to the top floor guys
ugh the dumb vents
yep
UGH!!
LMAO
what if we crawl through the vents and just jump on the cat
cappy whats judar doing
he would icly chase after adrien too
can i say he gave dorian a lift is that ok
but after he vanishes just go where everyone else seems to be going he has no idea where they guy is either????
LMAO SURE he'll be whining the whole way
ok edited my comment
he's going to chill outside the electric sheep room
god ok if both the cats are headed in the same direction then the angry chihuahua may as well not be that far behind
so now we have grell marinette dorian judar and clover upstairs right?
SHE'S TOO LOW ON FRIENDS TO NOT JUST CHASE AFTER THEM
yuno is
i think so!
which leaves...jason, luke adam and dave and yuno downstairs?
severely burned let her lay under the conference table
oh
she's with dave then
its fine
lucylovespluto are you cool with that LMAO
yuno can have the meat cleaver
on clover's way out
IF YOU WANT TO
btw siz! i never got around to tagging it but adrien did completely block the vent in the electric sheep room
she just leaves it in the seat next to her during trials tbh just PUSHES THE SPINNY CHAIR WITH THE CLEAVER IN IT AT YUNO AND RUNS
i dont think she can do anything but she's pissed
adrien is literally his alien's worst hell
AHHAHA
he didn't vent!
he elevatored up
that splits everybody up evenly at least and the downstairs crew can figure out how to prep for adrienlien getting back into the conference room
no i know!! i meant
he's outside the door
he wouldnt try to go for the door
who ever finds adrien
please
say
if clover yells at judar enough will he come back down to get her too or should she scamper through the vents
"what the fuck is new pussycat"
or just
he'd come back to get her
fklm;SDHSN;DFHNSFG
WHAT THE FUCK IS NEW PUSSYCAT
make a reference the whats new pussycat follow by its not unusual
i need a minute
fucfk
its not unusual to be meow
HAHAHAHA
ok but
this chase needs
benny hill
LMAO
someone grab a tablet and start playing it
im signing into the mod account but will i gift you all with the benny hill theme?
WITCH.
will
i?
please
or will i deprive you, leaving you wanting more
xander i swear
swear what
what do you swear on marion
benny hill this shit
you know
sunny would
sunny would not because the nuwa would've put a door there
sunny comes in and blasts benny hill and tells everyone to chase the adrien alien
the nuwa would absolutely have put a door there
i think we have all agreed nuwa is the better ship
i spent two days going "are they really not going to put a door there"
"i can just literally walk out?"
"are they REALLY"
i was going to put the gaea room door there
i still cant believe you didnt
fix the door
but then we used it to double block electric sheep
god
no one even asked for our miraculous except for siz at the last second
pick a door. any door. barricade it. tie down the suspects
you guys did nothing and i died
of laughter
Still not home but what is happening
HONESTLY I FELT SO BAD ABOUT IT I GAVE SIZ THE RING WITHOUT OBJECTING
adrien's the alien
also im dyin cause this means hancock was chained to the fucking alien queen that whole one week
jason come play hide and seek with me
and then got killed by another alien
no.
is
Adrien going to bomb the dead people
yea!!!!
Since he saw the electric sheep room 
and also no my arts and crafts projects are done
jason u got the wrong furry
You all yelled at him for nothing 
no you were still a dick about it
everything is fine
also your logic was flawed haha
Everyone was a dick first shhhhhhh
btw downstairs crew might wanna be upstairs too
jason thanks for mentioning casualities earlier in the tiral
*trial
okay then downstairs crew can go upstairs
or grell would have been a fucking idiot and gone to the gaea room
#defendjason2016
yeah about that
Who's downstairs crew I'm still mobile
marion, hancock was sure loved by the aliens
you're downstairs crew!!! now i think
shivorce
is
it because he was the least human looking of everyone
downstairs is jason luke adam yuno dave
so I guess we need to go upstairs?
thank you so much xander
thank xander
walpurgisnacht: im so glad you put in benny hill
i do what i have to do
im laughing
it was almost the scooby doo theme
Oh okay
lmfl;hdfg
adri adri doo, where are you
tell me when you guys are upstairs, i'll have another top level
we got some work to do now
we need to kill you now
infiniteprayer: i mean maybe ya
hancock was the cutest. most alien-like
downstairs crew do we want to just....say that they're upstairs now
crawled through the vents or dave shoved everybody in the sylladex or something
Sure? Why are we heading upstairs tho
we need more taylor swift
yeah is there an ic reason to go?
Because I'm not entirely sure why we're...suddenly heading up
adrien is a fall out boy fan so fob arrives
Im lost on that too
If we already have a group upstairs
no.
is
there an IC reason that would draw them upstairs?
I assume it's to help protect gaea
Sounds fair
waves my hands
okay
time to un-turn that ship around
give the wheel back to alien mom!!
Time to protect Alice's old room
If its okay with the rest of downstairs crew we can handwave them heading up?
also thanks everyone else for not being aliens
yeah might as well
uh i think it was faildere lucylovespluto and yuno right?
plus luke and jason?
also im home and on my laptop so THANK GOD
i mean, if you want to stay downstairs, you can!
but spoiler there might not be anything at all happening downstairs
nah let's head upstairs if that's where adrien is
yeah
let's go upstairs and protect the gaea room
hauls everybody upstairs
if the other group has the electric sheep room covered
idk where marinette is going, dorian is outside the electric sheep room and i guess grell too
maybe we'll get to the gaea room and marinette will be
dramatically deda
impaled through the gut like a proper angsty fanart
nah
curses
meowstermind is into drama
hand her from her own yoyo
he needs an audience
she's still squishy and human do it
anyway yeah if it's okay with the rest of downstairs crew we can assume they headed up
and to the gaea room
idk lets just do things
yeah Im lost that's fine
to gaea
alright
thanks zia! 
oh god this chucklefuck again 
HOO BOY
HAHA
honestly be glad siz took the ring because
yes go forth and shounen battle!! but also
let zia know what your limits are and what they aren't
if he'd alien'd out with it it just looks grotesque
to do to your character
still in favor of eating the ring
thats fair
idk when/whether dorian will come in there but i'll let you guys go first
he's got really one spell left
better make it count dori!!!!
barrier the squishiest member of our group?
and then turn into dorian noir
like adam maybe
and i'm actually good with him getting hurt! just no missing limbs and avoid the face
mmm i don't think he'd barrier bc
his barriers don't last long against the aliens
he knows from dave
zia u kno exactly what i want
my limits are i don't have any
also i give permission for jason to get stabbed in the shoulder and then slammed against a wall at some point during this mess
so it's kind of a waste when he's rather save it up
we have an agreement cappy
whoa whoa whoa theres a lot happening READS
you don't let me die i don't let you die
please barrier Adam
GOD
OH! if anyone wants their character to die,
please fuck him up
thank god
if ran's good with that
i can raise them from the dead
oh my god
(no i don't think he'll barrier)
kfl;sfhgsm;HGH;G
oh my god necromancy
WEEKEND AT BERNIES THE BO S S FIGHT
but yeah fyi if anyone is wondering why judar is still alive
hahha i suggested this back at dave's trial but it didn't work out but
I'M CRYING
i dont think i want jason to do the zombie walk just yet but if someone wants to be weekends at bernies
if one of our tanks go down
please do it
he can necromance them
WEEKEND AT BERNIES THE BOSS FIGHT???????
im fkl;h gfh
zia wouldn't let judar get executed
LMFKL;SH;SGH
the mods asked "do you want the bomb to go off after voting or before"
and i said fuck you
zia just stab judar
if i dont die neither do you
LMFAO
THANK YOU ZIA
this is my revenge for vices
LMFLKDH;SFG
i mean adrien dying can probably be arranged........pr..obably................
BUT YEAH if adam's going to be in the fight, judar can barrier him
aliens are kind of op
no save the cats
though he should probably stick close to clover
because he'll be focusing on her more
thanks judar
no you guys had your chance to kill me
look
one of these people has a scythe
like 12 weeks's worth of chances
he knows which warrior he's hiding behind
look we voted for you
IT'S TOO LATE NOW!!!
we wanted to kill the cat 
lmfao adam reluctantly just kind of chilling near clover for defense like Why
clover accidentally kills adam tbh
whoever is barriering luke will instruct to please barrier adam
honestly
clover no?
THEY'D ALL HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER LMAO
i think only clover and adam are getting a barrier since our mages are...Tired
if luke's going to fight adam will want the barrier on luke
swings the scythe too wide "whoopsie"
judar's barrier is a bubble
he doesn't have a mana limit but
they are not arguing about who to barrier
it's small!! he can't barrier as many people as dorian and they all have to be in the bubble
luke isn't allowed to go anywhere without a barrier
what if we just back to back like a razor saw
swinging our weapons around
OKAY WHO...is in the gaea room.
okay well while they're arguing he's just going to barrier clover and they can all run into her if they want a barrier too
downstairs crew? or just part of downstairs crew?
luke shoves adam into the barrier and jumps into the fray to fight adrienlien
i think everyone's in there now! i think zia wanted a free for all HAHA
so no one has to be left out!
downstairs crew?
no??
alright!
everyone's just STUCK WITH CLOVER IN THE BUBBLE
adam and luke argue over who gets to be in the barrier and judar just
vomits
LMFAO
this is too much friendship fuck you both of you are dying
HAHAHA
flm;shfggf
alright but who wants to jump in first
but yeah anyone ping me if your character is going to die
i will save my last spell
until someone pings me or i get a sweet opportunity
who needs barriers you're all wimps
(only if you want to do it though)
do it without one
(i get that people aren't necessarily cool with being necromanced its all good if you want to die but not be necromanced)
btw guys im going to be using chat icons. he isnt transformed i just
adrien does not have the evil face for this
anyway zia i have zero limits do your worst
I think the question is who wants to die
you're all gonna leave the dead people unprotected
cappy must live until endgame
(i'm joking)
whispers those are mommy's toys >:/
everyone must live
your mother can pry them from grell's cold dead hands
not just who wants to die! attacking the alien pppprobably won't get you unscathed, so let her know how badly you want your character to be injured if they attack
fuck Her
yeah
well yes
by the way this is belated but fuck yall using AA against me
HAHA I'M GLAD YOU APPRECIATE IT
AND YOU STILL DIDN'T TIE AND KILL ME!!!!
pl vs aa is so good
sipp and also zia!!! can clover slice the yoyo string to keep marinette from getting flung more places does the yoyo work that way
laser cuts a yoyo
the yoyo is indestructible sry
your best bet is to distract him with a laser pointer
jfc
but feel free to help marinette fight tom cruise, her husband
waves scythe around in the air and hopes for the best
true
btw y'all feel free to tag in anywhere
CAN WE GET A REFRESHER ON HOW JUDAR'S BARRIER WORKS BTW BECAUSE I NEVER REMEMBER do alien knife limbs just sort of bounce humorously off the bubble until too many knives happen
yeah basically! it'll shatter if it's hit by too much physical force
yikes marinette
otherwise it's basically a bubble
look she literally kissed evil out of him in canon ISN'T THAT HOW IT WORKS
ZIA okay I've mostly just been trying to logistics this because his demigod powers are down but his swordskill isn't so please keep his limbs and please keep him alive but adrienlien can throw him around or
stab him or whatever, he'll just...keep fighting (someone please protect adam parrish, think of him fondly friends, etc)
(someone please protect adam parrish, think of him fondly friends, etc)
okay!!!
OKAY COOL ty cappy
are you ok with a thousand paper cuts-- /shot
so if clover's barriered anyone who wants the cool bubble has to fuckin keep up with her i guess. good luck
yeah i said it before, but feel free to stab jason in the shoulder and then slam him against the wall or w/e
ok
i'm coming in
holy shit
DON'T FALL FOR IT
MARINETTE
no.
is
sipp going to be deda
im going to die
what. hes definitely being genuine
dead bug 
guys give her a little credit here
imagine. if it wasnt for siz. he would be doing all this and looking like that. but with shitty cat ears on top of his head
on both halves
what a bad cat
i swear to god maryann
...marinette*
meowstermind is a naughty cat
he has been very naughty
sprays the cat with water 
if only
there was someone here who could control water
some...kind of god...who could control...water......
fdlskskljfds
wheezes
!!!!!
fuck
sipp zia is it okay if i jump in the thread with marinette!! or would you rather i just go right to the toplevel o:<
where's annie bell's boyfriend when u need him
wherever is fine w/ me
i bet back on the nuwa they were like
annabeth be careful
the other ship has your boyfriend on it, percy, or so i'm told
and then it's hostage week and she's like
oh.
clearly she should just date rose lalonde on the nuwa, upgrade from these loser boys
honestly yes
i'm glad that the one thing these two ships have in common
GO AHEAD COURTNEY
that both are super gay
i just had to get that tag in, v important
marinette thank god
V V IMPORTANT if we've got debris flying and marinette isn't falling for that shit i'm just gonna tag the toplevel lmao CLOVER WAS DEFINITELY JUST GOING TO GO IN THERE AND SAVE MARINETTE FROM HERSELF
BUT SHE DID A GOOD clover is not getting in the trajectory of flying debris no sir
haha thank you Clover
ok o/
cappy how close to dorian is judar
probably above him! mages gotta stay in the back
okay so if i wanted i could probably hit both. cool
sizlaria you're fine with stabbing right? i'm trying to keep everything in order
yes!
i'm fine with it!
just not the face
he's too beautiful
also he's wearing armor...technically...just fyi
like it's wimpy mage armor but
its armor
that's the point of all the leather
that's why he's so fat
hes full of secrets
judar just wheezing on the ground the second they get to the upper level
he's wearing that beautiful glittering shoulder armor
i brought gummi bears to the alien fight
who wants some
that protects a shoulder and nothing else
the other shoulder though
completely exposed
just one shoulder is protected
who would ever aim for the other shoulder
shoot him in the titty
shoot hi m in the titty im wheezing
not his titty!!!
drunkles titty loses some bounce tonight doesnt it
sadly, in the shoulder armor cloak the titty is covered up
XANDE RI'M CHOKING ON MY GUMMI BEARS
I'M CHOKING
fkl;jl;dgh'js
its this one he looks stunning but no titty
what the fuck is varric wearing
i almost regret that the door is being used to block electric sheep
or i would have asked if i could have grell just come in and use it as a weapon
get real shields guys
im laughing varric looks like hes headed to a gay bar on bear night
LMAO GRELL DO IT
i mean the alien's here??? clearly not heading to electric sheep if HE DIES NOW
can i assume judar was slammed into him
breaks through judar's ice "I NEED THIS"
just use the scythe on the cat
kill him 
yes you totally can
she's trying not to kill the cat!!!!!!
she likes the cat!!!!!! she's not using the scythe on the cat PROBABLY
i mean he hasn't redone the ice spell at all today
so it's probably mostly melted lmao
okay but how are we getting the cat downstairs for executions
NEUTER HIM
........
VERY CAREFULLY
GET A KITTY CAGE
marinette uses the yoyo as a leash to walk him
give him treats
excusez-moi 
pretend you have food
i mean at this point
judar is 100% aiming to kill
get a spray bottle guys
IF ADRIEN DIES I CAN DIE
fair
also holding back now is just going to get everyone killed????
haha dorian is aiming to kill too...sorry...
not that it will matter neither of their spells are that strong but like
better to lose one person than the whole ship
i mean listen go ahead
let me die
twelve weeks i warned you
don't kill the cat zia doesn't deserve her wish
I WAS TRYING TO SPARE YOU
if adrien had died before any of the other aliens they'd all have been revealed fyi
omfg
what just ALL AT ONCE
LMAO YEAH
yes
he was the hivemind
whispers shouldve killedm e
LMFAO.........
we should have listened
UGH
im gonna change ack to black this sea of red is killing me
honestly it's fucking me up too i keep going like who tf is that
and my paid time runs out
now
/angrily renews
thre u go it me
listen if you guys kill adrien you're all dying anyway, marinette axe ending
dorian and judar are there like
seriously what's with this sea of red guys
its like none of you guys have ever fought with mages before
honestly
LMFAO yeah
why are you letting the boss skewer both your mages
guys??? you're supposed to be our meatshields??? what the fuck
listen red is as close to pink as I can get that coral pink costs dollars and is coral
you don't get barriers if your mages die!!!
okay there i changed colors too
why is it evil christmas is in here wtf
listen clover's not a nerd she doesn't know how this rpg shit works
sink or swim
maybe if the mages weren't charging in like losers?
THEY'RE IN THE BACK
leaf drunkle and judar ALONE!!
/pulls out the ring and becomes chat noir
kitty cat you cut her shield
slash projectile
/sadly, chat noir is not very powerful
meow
dorian turns into an actual cat
ᴍᴏʙ.
is
judar deda
that's up to zia 
thats a no
DORIAN DON'T GET STABBED
dont' just
smile emote
HEADS UP: I WILL FINISH UP INDIVIDUAL THREADS, but since i want to do this while people are awake, we're going to be doing the ~thing i got you all up here for soon
ok there
if someone wants to rescue the mage (grell) they can now
mira plz tag in because he'd try to chop dorian's head off so he'd stop talking
(he has no self-awareness no)
i'm coming
time has no meaning she was not just fighting the meownster before this
well look she was probably fending off some tentacles
i think all these threads are probably happening at once
shoutout to both the idiot laser weapon teenagers just like LET'S TALK SHIT TO THE ALIEN'S FACE WHILE ACTIVELY INJURED. COME THE FUCK AT ME MY DUDE
im glad the destructoteens had the same plan
why are destructoteens this way
honestly
rip teens
HONESTLY
can i say shoutout for how this fight feels like we're all going to die
i mean we're all probably going to die
maybe ill get to pink out all the rooms in the murder map this week
YEAH SHOUTOUT TO HOW HARD WE'RE GETTING OUR ASSES BEAT
HAHA YEAH i'm so glad everyone is so willing
to just let their characters get fucked up
its not an alien if we don't get fucked up lbr
dave raised the bar
davelien produced 4 corpses
lizlien and rhyslien weren't hardcore enough
um
i left some emotional damage, boyo
poor meowstermind doesn't deserve to get stuck with ten assholes with nothing to live for
and rhys def did his fair share!!!!
rhys left face pizza and a half blind asshole
harold!!!
rhys got one
face pizza
and cut a finger off
anyway i hope all the survivors wiht their gaping stab wounds
thats like part of a person
just look at the medbay and its dwindling supplies
and have to hunger games who lives and who dies
omg the robots cant replenish
nope they sure can't
why cant we have sponsors
ummm the robots are off
yeah i said they cant replenish
adrien and judar probably already used their fair share of the supplies this week too
rip ship
...we're fine
r.i.p.
time to cut up clothes
we are going to have to cauterize
and use alcohol from the medbay
a lot of shit
we probably have some serum left???
where is the FUCKING NUWA THEY HAVE A REAL DOCTOR
could always use wine
the nuwa left our asses behind
SUNNY HAS A DOCTORATE
jason has some shit left in his room at least
SHE'S NOT A MEDICAL DOCTOR
THE NUWA CONTINUES TO BE SUPERIOR
sunny is the one who got off on liz's powers, isnt she?
oh God
the nuwa has a real doctor + batman
yes
ANN IS A MEDICAL DOCTOR
ANN IS FROM VICTORIAN ERA
yeah luke has salve and that's about it. oh well
batman...
so is grell but i saw no objections to her
maybe bruce and ann team up to make one halfway decent doctor
SHE'S A DECENT DOCTOR SHE'S STERILE
she will make sure you don't die
god alice probably has at least BASIC medical training she can PROBABLY keep most of you assholes from bleeding out
"what do we do with this" "i don't know we usually call leslie"
LMAO
bruce: just walk through it don't be such a fucking baby
ann: yeah sounds about right
ann's like. licensed.
but also 1888
why did we kill frankenstein
jason will help with medical things once he's not bleeding out
hopefully
shoulder wounds are his favorite but not this way
everyone can just have a shitty bandage party in the parlor
they steal clothes from the dead
and make bandages with them
ok but has no one considered
even if we kill the alien
we don't. have power
yeah that's.
shrug emoji
look it's fine
how many days did we have
maybe we can shove dave out the airlock
save yourself wayward son
you guys saved enough power to last maybe another week
assuming the queen doesn't show up first
so we have
a week to die
that's cool, that's a good way to die
send dave to find the nuwa
it could be worse
they just turn on ALL THE POWER after this
whatever!!! they can die today and party hard!!!!!
DEATH CANNOT COME SOONER
FREE THEM
the most important thing is that
there's still a ton of booze left
lets all die drunk
we might as well
sunny sits in her ai core
thinking to herself
shit
did i forget about something
started with a p
ehhhh not important
must be the party she was throwing for the nuwa
exactly
god i am
tempted to do awful things
don't drop dorian down the elevator shaft
no!!!
hey zia is adrien stabbing from the front or the side
side
he was aiming to cut his head off or at least slice the throat
(whispers that's still not the face!!! its fine!!!)
damn i can't do the awful thing then OH WELL
what is it
now i wanna know
dorian's beautiful face is safe for another day
we sacrificed two lives for this
and it was worth it
oh that grell would pull back from getting stabbed and she could have lived but it would have pierced her larynx and she could no longer speak
but it would only work from front ways
oh i should have knocked dorian out though
so i could use his simulacrum
oh well
in an au, you did it
there's still time!! if grell needs a barrier i can do it
bc his simulacrum doesn't have mana restrictions
if anyone wants to cut into clover's thread they are welcome tbh because an alien is playing keepaway with her weapon and she is definitely about to fucking snark herself to death
i can change the stabbing if you want mira
its not written down anywhere
clover please save your shitty cat
or let him die
she is DOING HER BEST
jason would help but alas, jason is also currently a pincushion
i can send dorian's simulacrum to get them maybe don't worry clover he can't control it and it doesn't talk
someone save the laser weapon teens
mostly clover
she deserves to Live
whispers alien slayer team shouldnt have come up he is a grudgewanker
it's ok zia! i don't want to make you change your plans!
SHRUG EMOJI!!!!!!
clover is also a grudgewanker but she's a grudgewanker with a death wish
its just a stupid purple dorian shaped ghost
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A SIMULACRUM IS BUT GO FOR IT
that's hilarious
when he passes out it gets up and fights for him for like a minute and then it dies
i mean it wasnt a real plan i was just
UH I GUESS HE'D HAVE GONE FOR BEHEADING? IN THAT AU WHERE I KILLED DORIAN
he couldve also gone with stabbing he is an evil alien of multiple choices
hold on i thought of something worse to do to zia instead of that
jesus.
8 )
cool
also please dont say "worse to zia" now that i have come out as evil i need you guys to know
todd soup was 100% me
i'm so sad purifying adrien's face didn't work
i have no qualms
it's true zia is pure evil
LMFAO FUCK
YOU ALL BLAMED CAPPY BUT IT WAS ME!!!!
zia
I THOUGHT IT'D BE OBVIOUS BECAUSE I MADE ALL THE CANNIBAL JOKES
i'm going to pun at you
yes
perfect
for this entire battle
yes
if meowster keeps it up i will
listen
he puns. its a thing. i established all the worst traits
this is a death battle
and we're punning
this is cradle
can we get a new plurk also
ok i gotta crash
new plurk up!
we'll take care of dorian's unconscious body don't worry
ty