Stronger
So! We're letting you guys run this, so please go hog wild here. We'd like to ask that if you guys want modtags to ping us, please, so we know where to jump in.
But the ship needs to be driven through the Queen's eye!
in the mean time: Do you guys want a final drone fight? It won't impact the post, and they'll be pretty easy to beat. After all, everyone's limits are off.
can characters take quick naps
But if you guys wanna have some fun showing off, we're more than happy to provide!
ahhhhh ship-driving 
yes. please nap.
road trip nap
it's happening
!!!!!
on three we all flip off the queen
player plots are free to go live now
please also feel free to backtag your nightmares and whatnot!
as i said in the previous plurk, we have an epilogue post coming up too
depending on the speed of this one, it'll be up in a day or two
please let us have drone fights while the unlucky sods in charge of piloting try to drive through the destruction
i can't believe we're actually driving the ship right into her eyeball
hey you asked for it
good luck, nerds
go big or go home indeed
i appreciate perkins doxxing us for forgetting about the door
naps are happening in this corner
but yeah if you guys want a drone fight, say so!
HELL YES I DO
WELL THEN
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE THESE ARE YOUR PILOTS
I hope you know where to go destructoteens
im so sad but also excited
i was just about to say "unlucky sods" NO THEY'VE NEVER HAD MORE FUN IN THEIR LIVES
right through the pupil while screaming FUCK YOU
^^^
do you two even know how to drive a car
ok but its actually pretty funny imagining people fighting very seriously
seems legit
and the teens just like
spin the ship
is there a PA system in the cockpit can they shitpost over loudspeakers
and everyone is jossled around
yes
clover knows how to floor the gas pedal on a car
there is
GOD
i mean jason can drive a helicopter how hard can this be
BLESS
listen the destructoteens can drive but luke wants to supervise
PA ANNOUNCEMENTS EVERY FIVE MINUTES
that's not going to help
"ASTEROIDS SUCK. GO AWAY LUKE."
who said anything about helping???
supervising and helping aren't mutually exclusive
you guys also get to broadcast music
so
go off
luke stands by for drones but really its just him being like "what the fuck are these controls"
oh my god
time to blast shake it off in jack's honor
let him push buttons and spin the ship
HAHA PLEASE
they do a loop around the queen's pupil thanks to luke
look he's captain'd a cruiseliner before and that's it what do you want
helicopters, cruiseliners and suvs are close enough to spaceships right
"You're one hell of a crew, I'll give you that. Even if you forgot to fix the conference room door during an alien trial." bless perkins
perkins is too kind to us
gay captain mom supports all her awful children
go ye forth destructoteens
go ye forth, destructoteens. go ye forth and wreck shit up
i hope alice and bruce are extra proud of them
also im glad the mystery neon icon turned out to be our dead captain
I have to go do an ear piercing I'll be back in like 10 minutes to drive the ship into the sun
a quick poll on alien drone fight cus im not sure if y'all want one or not, i'll give until 6:15 est to close it
the fight would be unmoderated as the drones would be super easy to kill
but it'd be a constant onslaught of them until they get through the queen's eye!
oh my god destructoteens NO....
(yes do it)
destructoteens yes
fly the ship straight to paris
paris end us
we're flying the ship straight into paris and using it as a party bus 
i'm making this canon endgame
nobody can stop clover and jason's combined shitty taste in music to serve as the bgm to the final boss
from serving as** see i can grammar too
i am 100% serious about taking advantage of judar's mass telepathy to broadcast shitty music and memes to the entire ship
what else is he going to use it for
something useful??? fuck that
please god
can i vote both yes and space roadtrip nap to indicate i'd be super down with an alien drone fight but not at all put out if we skipped it
yeah thats fine!
whatever you guys want we'll do!
ok Reading Comprehension but what are we doing
Aha, the cockpit is unlocked!
Shelley called dibs for the escape pods driving like five times while she was alive
rn we're driving through the queen's eyeball
jason and clover are probably piloting the ship straight into the queen's eye and we may or may not fight a wave of drones if people vote on it
This is pretty close to that!
because
we ride or die here i guess
or in this case ride AND die
aha ok
@ mom i am not that sorry
ALIEN DRONE FIGHT here's the poll! sorry if repeating myself is annoying but just so we're all on the same page: the fight would be unmoderated because everyone is unnerfed and the drones are very
easy to kill
so it'd just be a chance for people to show off basically if y'all wanna do that
while the destructoteens fucking kill us i guess
look jason and clover are both reasonable, cautious individuals what could possibly go wrong??
they make a sharp spin and someone gets launched into a wave of drones, everything is fine
they all take a nap
adrien can come nap with rhys if he wants
I'm ngl I'd put up a nap top level
wtf yuno wants to come too
everyone pile on rhys and nap
Okay yuno can come too
WELL HEY
teens gotta nap
theyre traumatized and sad
all the teens nap in the electric sheep room while everyone else has to suffer through drone fights
teens + rhys
also look if the drones are so weak then maybe someone getting launched into a wave will take them all out
honestly
the teens and rhys are tossed into the drone pile
they looks around and just go back to sleep
oh rude
feel free to top level about stuff tho yeah. nap top level is fine? lets all nap
we ride together we die together
and we nap together too
nice
catboy wouldnt nap if people are fighting but quick knock him out make him dodo
i mean the nap can happen before drone fight if you guys vote to have one HAHA the rudest awakening
everyone just makes a top level
of them napping in a pod
because fuck if we're about to die we need Rest
a drone tries to wake them up but someone takes a gun, shoots it, and goes back to bed
take a nice nap during this peaceful s.s. pygmalion experience
rhys would talk shit about their space shuttling skills but he has one arm right now and is tired
sure let the people who don't actually travel a lot in space drive the spaceship
go ahead
okay but does rhys prefer driving over naps
i think not
no so he'll take the chance
cracks knuckles im back time for the destructoteens to kill us all
if they all die it's cool whatever HE WANTED TO DIE ANYWAY
excellent
should we put a top level so people can yell at the teenagers trying to pilot the ship
and also at them putting music on as soon as they find the pa system ig
only if they get to blast starships first
sometimes the ship flips over and no one else can tell if it's intentional or someone just leaned over to pick another song
why not both
fair
LEMME PP YOU ACTUALLY ONE SEC
I WAS GOING TO DO THE SAME LMAO
GO GO GO
ALIEN DRONE FIGHT linking the poll again, get ur votes in
ten minutes left on the poll!
five minutes now!
everyone nap grell will fight the drones she just got all her energy back TIME TO KILL SOMETHING
cradleproject | WEEK 13 - I can't lie to you about your chances, ... space roadtrip nap because that won the poll
on a more serious note i'll get up the drone top level, when you guys get up the piloting top level, ping me if you need me!
oh my gosh good
these fight are unmoderated, and you guys can pop in and out as you want
speaking of will smith
i found out how we can defeat the alien queen
Men In Black - Will Smith
in a badass alien danceoff
you do not have to participate
honestly yeah
everyone bust a move
nidorina _ayato alternatively are one of you three putting up a driving top level soon? i just wanna check!
yeah kyuu and i are working on it!!! sorry kyuu's power is acting up and I'm at work
I was gonna say that's a Courtney and kyuu question
I THOUGHT LUKE WAS GOING
my b but yeah i just wanna make sure lmao its okay!
I think kyuu and courtney worked something else out!
we figured luke was gonna walk in on these idiots being idiots and be like shit ok i gotta watch this go down YOU CAN JOIN OUR TOPLEVEL COLLAB ATTEMPTS TOO IF YOU WANT TY!!!!!!
Nah it's fine, go ye forth if you have an idea in place!
it's going to be worth the wait i promise
I'll probably just tap into the top level later
i'm crying with laughter imagining this music going through the speakers
im a serious moderator
anyway to give a quick rundown: we'll have a few other things to do once we're out of the queen's eyeball, when the drones will disintegrate
these two will be lightly modded, since we really want to encourage player creativity and participation for endgame!
too? not two. im english
but please do get in your cool fight moments for now
pilot toplevel is up good luck guys
Oh my god
you actually used gasolian
OKAY BUT NOW THAT THATS UP let me know when you guys want a mod tag - i'll run in to describe the cockpit in a second, but just ping me (or cappy or ao) if you need anything at all
this is the pinnacle of my rp experience
imagining a spaceship being driven like a sports car while gasolina blares at an eldritch star eater
GASOLINA WAS DEFINITELY THE BEST IDEA WE EVER HAD
im so fucking thrilled about this entire toplevel thank kyuu for being great and thank all of you for letting us have this
there's just this pile of zombie assholes trying to take a fucking nap and even over the speakers you can still just hear the two idiots in the cockpit screaming DAME MAS GASOLINA!!!!!!!!! back and forth
this is why i'm putting up a top level that will be dealing with injuries and making sure no one dies due to poor driving skills
ok who wants to fight drones
who cares about naps when the soundtrack is this good
ok there we go, go off y'all
sorry for the wait
I like how the extra speed and steering controls are "emergency" like the destructoteens aren't just gonna fuck with all controls available to them for the sake of it
good luck pygmalion
i was hoping for that
that is the exact reason i had them marked emergency
there is an emergency and the emergency is that they're getting bored
yes
perfect
yes
the emergency is "what do you think'll happen if we both push for max speed at the same time"
the emergency is that the bass dropped
etc
Rest in pieces space Cowboys
rip all of us
the worse the driving the more bruises they're going to have to deal with and who's going to give everyone care for that
not you two
definitely not these two
this entire ship is rude as fuck
can allen request some carnival music tho!!
maybe if he asks nicely
and if they can find carnival music that goes hard enough
carnival dubstep is a thing
akira ✩ deto
is
IT
that's beautiful 
Mojo - Carnival [Buygore] youtube is certainly a place
cradleproject | WEEK 13 - I can't lie to you about your chances, ... bill is at the drone fight if anyone wants 2 join
yes come fight with bull and dorian, dorian will do mage backup for your character if you come fight
he will barrier and set bugs on fire for you if you get overwhelmed
(we're running our own enemies, right? or are mods running them?)
running our own!
fight time
yeah, like ao said, you guys are running your own, that way you can absolutely get in all your cool moves and stuff!
ill be in there for a bit so i can kinda direct too if yall want 
i cant believe bull doesnt like this beastie boys vs will smith mash up tbh should i have used aerosmith
hes UNDECIDED but that sounds like young people music
hes too old for it
Bon Jovi-Wanted Dead Or Alive
and he likes dumb pop
yes
that's for bull
or THE BOSS
dorian isn't aware the music is supposed to sound like it, it's obviously broken
*like that
like it was a nice try, to try and play that music, but you can barely hear it over the interference
no sadly cat and i had a very long discussion about bulls exact musical tastes it was decided bull only owns one cd and its bruce springsteens born in the usa and all the chargers want to die when they hear it
i mean you can probably only vaguely hear will smiths voice over the sound of all the alien cockroaches and sad people tbh
but he will gladly listen to anything dad rock or dumb modern pop but anything in between is GARBAGE
please put in a request for clover to play THE BOSS over the speakers
ONE CD
BULL
PLEASE AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO GROW YOUR TASTES
,,,when i get finished with stuff ill try to throw arumat somewhere bc this looks fun
oh btw were there plans for mod backtags on the illusions and stuff on the last log!! i totally understand if not there's a bunch happening and everyone is tired but i wanted to make sure
yes we'll backtag!
COOL BEANS thank you 'u'
do we know what time nuwa stuff / the other stuff will be going up?
okay! we are setting up a simple event to open up nuwa comms/get directions to the nuwa if anyone is around who wants to do a quick thread
i'm up
it will be a fairly simple puzzle so 2 or 3 people if yall want (and someone with modern knowledge would probably help too)
how modern
20th century
okay we can do that
i can offer clover if she can do it while piloting?
murdergame puzzles are her shit
sweet let's do it court
everyone feel free to start inputting pws randomly into your datapad
someone put in 666 an d then someone else see and type in 696969
but yeah anyone can jump in! we just need 2 people to input the right password
I just want to talk to Booker 
IVE been thru enough
IVE been thru enough
Someone do math slash puzzles for me
/peers in
appears just to input a bs password
oh ok
it's caesarian shift
i got it
ninth of November 1913 – nineteenth of January 2000
so the pw is probably the number of days that is?
Number of days... in 1913 or number of days between november 1913 and jan 200?
the latter i'd assume
it's n=13
so like a = n, b = o, c = p etc.
lmao i was just solving the message
haha it's easy to figure out caesarian shift when it has two letter words you just try in/is/an/of until one of those makes sense
try hedy lamarr
seems like it's solved so i'll let you guys take it! o7
oooh, okay... that sounds kinda cool actually
ooooh
ok dorian doesn't know who hedy lamarr is
so i can take the code,
and someone else can suggest that one?
it's HEDLEY
12345
lfmdsgs
(i had to)
though if someone else wants to take the code breaking i truly don't mind
i read it in the exact voice
i don't think it's a stretch for dorian to get it but i don't particularly care if he does
idk the likelihood of adrien knowing hedy ic he is P. Young but he is European
i just wanted to get it solved fast bc it's midnight
yeah machias might know modern tech but as far as modern earth knowledge goes we're SOL
i feel like adrien is european enough to know
ok last call or i'm going to post about the code
there's wikipedia in the datapads right
quick! go look it up!
there is no internet connection on the datapads afaik
eh, tablets. and i think cappy said there was a wikipedia knockoff
just with no internet
hahaha
wiki light or w/e its called
like a condensed shitty wikipedia, yeah
man in that case go for it kini
you guys take it!
something came up
here!
if anyone else thinks they could icly solve it y'all are free to take it, i shared the answer here for that
yes someone please take it! even if you look it up on fake wiki
i can take it if no one else is around who'd figure it out but yea
let me ask some peeps
(also if just one person puts it in im ready to go)
IM READY
zia if you want to try it its fine!
DONT WORRY haha
oh my god please someone do it
rhys just brute forces it
roxy oh my god
lmao
rhys would've tried hacking it
he sucks
of course he wouldve
rhys just overrides everything "guys im bored?"
but also is petty enough not to want to help anyone contact their loved ones??? i hate rhys
doesn't he want to talk to vaughn again
his hostage is
wait no i forgot IT'S VASQUEZ
HAHAHAHA
vasquez
yes
IT'S FUCKING VASQUEZ
DOESN'T HE WANT TO TALK TO VASQUEZ AGAIN!!!!
who would
NO
someone
im ready
im serious
ive seen the commenti ts good
she is very ready
haha yeah we have the mod comment all typed up if someone wants to do it
oh my god
yeah lmao can someone just do it
I'M JUST WAITING ON KINI
its so late
i just wanna dad jason todd
let me
she was checking w/ peeps!!
dad
jason todd
oh my god
i got you guys someone
do the hackers just all need to pile in and break it
please let the hackers jsut hack
why do none of us play anyone who would icly do this
RHYS WOULD... IF HE WASN'T SO PETTY
who is doing it
i looked away for like ten minutes do we need someone to do a thing
im p. sure it's hedy lamarr
clover please do the thing
what thing WHAT THING I LEFT TO MAKE SOUP AND GOT LOST
clover o/
for the password
"most beautiful woman in the world" aka hedy lamarr, the dates are her birth and death
i said i'll do it if no one else would icly figure it out but i gotta bed soon so
"most beautiful woman in the world" clover types "me" and chucks her datapad over her shoulder when it tells her it's incorrect
hAJAKLFDS
i mean the hint is the dates
haha if clover wouldn't icly know, i think adrien can do it!
but yes please someone just input it
because ao needs to go to bed...
im so tired please free me
I CAN DO IT light would probably know if nothing else the fields are full of bullshit trivia
PLEASE
listen just have clover do it via light
light groped statues for this
omfg
kay it's happening!
guys please
lmao
its midnight and i have work tomorrow i hate to bea dick LMAO
light tells her
clover misspells it
adrien'd probably know because europe but im also pretty sure hedy died before he was born
shes old hollywood famous
so young
IT'S DONE I DID IT
oh god
solving murdergame puzzles is all clover's good for
-- oh whoops, looks like you guys got it!
i'll go tell my buddy nvm!!
AHHHH
TIME TO NUT BUTTON AT THE NUWA
ur all welcome for my google skills
(whispers siz solved it)
(all i did was google)
fuck awesome
who wants to talk to bruce wayne
okay so yes! as it says all nuwa comms are open
because the nuwa is the Superior ship in every way
as usual
they have a cool skype chat and you can private or public convo with everyone
and they also have a better version of furry passing than the pygmalions garbage one so
collect all your new furniture sets before you leave
im going to cry irl
booker.....
IM SO EXCITED
cool, gj guys 
and just as far as general timeline things go
do we do uh
top levels or private convos or thread underneath
anything you'd like feel free to top level or private convo!
but you dont have to contain it all to the thread
infiniteprayer whenever you have a chance i've got clover trying to get to alice here!!!
mods are checking out as mods for the night feel free to continue talking to nuwa peeps and pushing player plots
we'll be up for a little while to field questions but
stuff will continue through tomorrow
thanks so much guys!!!
and we'll have our "bow on it" post on wednesday
so basically stuff continues tonight + tomorrow and enddate is wednesday and we will finish flying into the sun where we will be free at last
we r free
when do i get to die
never.
no one gets to die anymore because i never got to die
everyone dies in the last post
It's too late for deaths!
oh nevermind then booooo
death comes wednesday
when we fly into the sun
good
yes golden end
golden end
beatrice wins
it was magic all along
DON';T
hahaha.wav
i'm still fucked up over umineko
Byakumu no Mayu ~Ricordando il passato~ the epilogue post song
STOP
IF YOU DO THAT I'LL CRY
Everyone will be riposando in pace on Wednesday.
oh hey guys
commenting on the post is restricted to members
you might want to fix that
oh oops yeah
ill fix that now!
does that work?
ive never messed with these settings before so lma
uhhh
still can't seem to comment
i dont know....what to edit coco set it up like this... give me a few minutes please im sorry
does anyone know what to edit LMFAO
WAIT NO TRY NOW
yep! fixed!
we overcame that mountain together
sorry about that guys!
ahhhhhh screeches
wait so did nuwa's graveyard get rez'd too?
just double checking
yes!
ty!!!
alice is gonna scream
ok but does nuwa know about pgymalion's wild fucking space ship journey
she needs to tell the child to stop driving like a crazy person
they know about w11 on! and lin's probably been giving them updates
super sarcastic updates
'as another example of pygmalion's phenomenal decision-making abilities, they're allowing clover and jason to drive. are you still certain you want to try to rescue them?'
'i could hit warp speed any time and we could all be long gone in ten seconds'
staticy video footage with DAME MAS GASOLINA
alice: 
bruce is seriously in despair of his son
rude, lin!!
mods, did the nuwa know of whats going on the pyg this whole time?
oh
The Nuwa population surely is afraid the first action the Pygmalion will do when arriving is accidentally crash against the side of the Nuwa
wow lag???
bruce your son pulled off action movie moves
be proud
just the last few weeks!
he's not
they dont know the whole situation, either, cappy may correct me here (she does lin and nuwa lmao) but
just imagine your characters having to explain everything that has happened in game
icly
to their hostage
they do know you fucks forgot to put in a door during my trial
they absolutely know i am entirely positive lin sarcastically told them about the door
madcapjest confirm/deny
im confirming because she doxxed them ic on this post i fully assume she would elsewhere and if she doesnt she is not the sunny ai i want
lmfKL;JFDGHF
im LOSING MY SHIT over sarcastic driving updates
staticy video footage with dame mas gasolina im in tears
GOD
pygmalion is like the ship personification of that person who goes to clubs every night and is just a huge wreck of a person
a hot mess through and through
absolutely confirmed
LOOK
IN EVERYONE'S DEFENSE
WE DIDN'T HAVE A SPARE DOOR
WHERE WERE WE SUPPOSED TO GET A DOOR FROM
literally anywhere there are so many doors on this ship
grell you have a magical scythe that cuts through anything
im sure someone is buff enough to carry it come on WE FUCKED UP
should have just sat on adrien tbh
why didnt anyone sit on adrien
we could have saved marinette
honestly at least tie him up or smt
SIZ REMEMBERED 2 MINUTES BEFORE THE CLOCK RAN OUT TO TAKE HIS RING
IF IT HAD BEEN MARINETTE NO ONE TOOK OFF HER EARRINGS
okay important question
can bruce psa everyone to tell jason to stop driving the ship and talk to him
did the nuwa folks know that
sunny was talking to the deda
no jason yelled at him in private
did they know about the deda's terrible plan
OH unless man nvm
LMAO YEAH you can make a top level for a nuwa character thats like an open text
bruce wayne starts a chatroom to get people to tell jason to stop being bad
YES
tell jason to get up from that pilot's seat or he is grounded
all i can recall is clover driving like a 100 miles per hour in the desert
that's about the extent of her driving ability
i like to think she can in fact drive a car but my god she does not do so well
jason literally has to pull over in the middle of the alien eye and call his dad
he's not supposed to be driving this late at night
sizlaria nuwa dead would know that sunny was talking to the pygmalion dead! since they were the ones who set it up
so yeah everyone would probably know
also who gets to be the one to tell bruce jason's married
can judar do it
oh GOD!!!
why are all these reunions garbage already
like who gave us the right
bruce: wheres my son tell him to pull over
pleease tell bruce that jason is married please
booker: what happened to your chest
alice: stop trying to change subject
BOOKER!!!!! WTF
LMAO RIGHT EVERYONE'S SUCH A WRECK
KREM: GETS PUNNED AT
i'm so glad the first thing alice did was fucking SCREAM AT CLOVER
THATS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ONE
ME TOO
also please let judar tell bruce that jason's married PLEASE
bruce is trying so hard to be chill
and instead he has teenagers
please let him talk to his son
he has to hear all about jason's wild space vegas adventures first im sorry
hey guys quick question! it seems like this post's stalled a bit and i think everyone's looking forward to physical reunions with the nuwa/wrapping up cr
so would you guys be down with the final post going up tonight instead of tomorrow?
of course this thread can still be backtagged!
*this post
but we don't want to force people to wait for the final post if they're ready for it to go up now!
i'd be okay with the post going up tonight!! i'm not gonna be pressed if we wait til tomorrow either though
tonight works for me too
haha we decided it was probably too late and too short notice for the final post going up tonight anyway
THE SUPERIOR SHIP IS FINALLY HERE...
YEAAAHHH
batman gonna tackle jason todd to the ground
please appreciate tbe image attachment i worked hard on it
40 seconds in ms paint
nuwa nuwa dance
yeah he fucking is
um also?
why is the nuwa infinitely more badass as a ship?
also nice song choice
accurate depiction of the pygmalion in comparison btw
because the nuwa is the better ship by and large
i am crying
LOL
I can't believe that image exists
its literally the pyg i love it
dildo ship
i can definitely confirm that is absolutely what the pygmalion looks like
Way to go, Dr. Lin
yeah that one i put up is fake its a lie
i worked so hard on that
the congratulations pic
i hope you all appreciate it
im crying
As if one couldn't appreciate it!
FINALLY A
AAAA THAT IMAGE
oh if we want to throw a nuwa person in
do we reply to this or make a new top level
up to you!
hey guys!
i made a spreadsheet for where people want their characters to end up!
idk that it will work that way but
we were just talking about it earlier in my plurk
and thought it would be good to make it!
i included nuwas, too.
siz you're such a peach for putting together neat spreadsheets and stuff for us
yes
vasquez is gonna be dead and dead and more dead
just let him stay dead
actually here's another question
what if someone on the pygmalion kills someone on the nuwa
evreyone come to paris y'all
we have one last big group trial for old time's sake
look it'll be a public murder, rhys just can't let vasquez like... exist
no
the pygmalion crew keeps making jokes about oh ha ha how are we desecrating the corpse this time around. no we gotta wait this out save the luminol for the last five minutes and the nuwa is so horrified
me: i should give him someone he hates since if it's someone he likes, he'll be too broken to play
me, now: i made a mistake
me, now: i made a mistake
by the sheer incompetence
im crying
please just murder vasquez and adrien's dad
airlock them
omfg
vasquez just accidentally doesn't get revived...oh no...how sad...this definitely wasn't because nuwa collectively destroyed his body before revivals happened....
LMFAO
yunos mom, gabriel and vasquez accidentally airlocked
oh no
what if we just
accidentally
send gabriel to homestuck
honestly its too late he knows his dad is alive you'd just make him sad. look what you've done. gabriel agreste is permanently alive.
god
bless
LMFDS
honestly i want vasquez to live so someone can shoot him and wear his face
okay here's the plan
we stick a blond wig on bruce's head
it's canon all over again!!
he's adrien's dad now
yeah he'll do that
adrien will never know the difference
i still say gabriel is missing two front teeth from when bruce decked him
that's cradle canon, you can't convince me otherwise
adrien's basically a second dick grayson anyway bruce can upgrade from jason everyone wins
you're his son now, catboy
ldfms
honestly an improvement
one last gift to the survivors since i don't have you all on my timeline
i can't fit 41 people on something like this without a lot more effort than humanly possible or i would have, believe me, i'm so happy to get to play with you all
SCREECHES
oh my god
what a good
hey guys! a quick heads up: the final post is going up at 6est. that's in an hour and 15 minutes!
Ahhhhhhh 
sorry for the short notice! we finalized it and ironed out the details
the details of my death right
yeah
we're opening with "adrien is now dead forever"
and then an hour later we're have a dramatic time rollback to save him forever
do i get to die
Ugh
Is it going to end with a family feud style game show with the nuwa versus the pyg
HOW COULD YOU LEAK OUR FINAL POST LIKE THIS
we're the assholes answering ONION for most popular fruit
that sounds about right
the pygmalion launches water balloons at the nuwa every time they get an answer right (which is always)
seems legit
idk i'm pretty sure pygmalion would win against the nuwa in family feud
now I kinda want a family feud game event somewhere fuck
nuwa responds with all the smart accurate answers
that's true the most popular answers are always bs
pygmalion just screams out the first shitty thing that pops into mind which is always the most popular one
BEANS
pygmalion is the team that slams the button before the question's even out yet
somehow gets the answer right anyway
what youre saying is that the pygmalion is literally out of fucks to give
that's always been true
family feud to determine which ship lives and which ship dies
pygmalion suddenly just stops pushing the button then
"loser gets permanent death" everyone gets in an orderly line and just waits
somehow they still wind up winning when nuwa strike out every round
"GODDAMN IT" echoes through out the galaxy
i'm glad it
's family fued because sunny is definitely steve harvey all the time at everything the pygmalion does
Yeah the pyg team answers 'dildos' every time and it's always right
we are the "ur example" of "we asked the first hundred idiots off the street these questions"
steve harvey staring into the camera while the pygmalion crew is all smiling and high fiving
literally just
sunny
every time they ask her anything
Pygmalion crew slamming a button and going "we drive THROUGH the alien abomination"
sunny: are you kidding me rn. sure. lets look at the board.
it's the number one answer
"you could take the option of complete happiness and forgetting your trauma"
"THROUGH THE ALIEN"
t h r o u g h
bless our stupid kids
did anyone even consider the cradles
no that'd make sense
they were like WHAT, NO
the cradle project: fuck your cradles honestly
i love these fucking morons
look
rhys wanted the cradle
but everyone was like nah
rhys is an outlier and should not be counted
ugh
lame
rhys's cradle was actually a worse option for all of us mentally so
there will be no domestic rhack like rhys is Harley Quinn in suicide squad
stop kinkshaming him
No that post was like
Sunny: So, there are three options -
Everyone: /boos loudly
everyone: ok option 4
Everyone: /boos drown out Sunny explaining the options
Liz: So I might die, but -
[boos louder]
Everyone: Nah
Sunny: Yeah you'd probably have to fight the alien q-
Everyone: FIGHT HER!!!!
we just sailed straight thru the horrorterror
yelling intensifies
LMFAO
I was shamed into not having Liz die
Truly shamed
listen you fucks no one is allowed to die if I'm not
ZIA LET ME DIE!!!
NO!!!!!
im glad we have continued the thread of kicking our legs like toddlers until we get what we want
UNLESS I GET TO DIE NO ONE DIES
I feel like half the game
Doesn't actually KNOW we're doing a plan to use god powers to get us home
They were like
I'VE GONE INTO THE DEATH PIT I WANT DEATH
Fly through the alien queen because FUCK THIS?
Yeah!!
Let's go either die or hang with the nuwa
And then die
i am p sure everyone was okay with flying through the alien queen out of SPITE
honestly what do you have to lose at this point
exactly
dignity??? who has that here
we have nothing except our own choice on how we die
they were going to die anyway they might as well fly through this freakishly large eye
we could look really cool doing it at least
Yep. Like pretty much didn't matter why
i hope the nuwa had better beds
listen adrien was 100% about the alien spite life
i fucking love it honestly
let the pygmalion steal your beds nuwa
everyone being fueled by spite and death wishes and stupidity
That bitch needed to get gone
i bet the nuwa has giant canopy beds it seems fancy enough
nuwa all WHAT DID YOU JUST DO and the pygmalion raises one hand
finds some beds
goes comatose for a while
WHY DID I PICKED GABRIEL AGRESTE AS MY HOSTAGE ALL HE GOT WAS NICE SHIT
everyone wait for an explanation
it's ok gabriel had to sleep on the floor every trial
and always got gross grounds in his coffee
and probably had an annoying neighbor
this is not enough
all his underwear are one size too small
alice punched him at least once im sure
no one helped him when he got his teeth punched out
sunny: okay the queen is an eldritch abomination that devous galaxies and no one truly comprehends
pygmalion: LET'S JUST THROW A BUNCH OF WEAPONS AT HER UNTIL SHE DIES GO BIG OR GO HOME
pygmalion: LET'S JUST THROW A BUNCH OF WEAPONS AT HER UNTIL SHE DIES GO BIG OR GO HOME
but look
and yes gabriel definitely got super bullied on the nuwa i accept no other answer
if you can't comprehend it and go insane from trying
why not just NOT try to understand at all
and apply the wrong logic
because in cthulu world the wrong logic is the right logic and other backwards statements
I'm deda
I also hope you know I screenshot the plurk about alien eyes and our reckless ass attitude and accidentally sent it to my 38 year old friend and said "what a b rate sounding movie"
When I quickly tried to cover my tracks
HAHAHAHAH
that was the actual goal with cradle all along tbh
an 80s scifi horror b movie
I mean. yea that sounds about right
oh my god