So! We're letting you guys run this, so please go hog wild here. We'd like to ask that if you guys want modtags to ping us, please, so we know where to jump in.
But the ship needs to be driven through the Queen's eye!
no.
2016-09-05T21:03:25.000Z
in the mean time: Do you guys want a final drone fight? It won't impact the post, and they'll be pretty easy to beat. After all, everyone's limits are off.
But if you guys wanna have some fun showing off, we're more than happy to provide!
ahhhhh ship-driving

!!!!!
on three we all flip off the queen
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:05:08.000Z
player plots are free to go live now
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:05:23.000Z
please also feel free to backtag your nightmares and whatnot!
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:05:36.000Z
as i said in the previous plurk, we have an epilogue post coming up too
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:05:54.000Z
depending on the speed of this one, it'll be up in a day or two
no.
2016-09-05T21:06:00.000Z
please let us have drone fights while the unlucky sods in charge of piloting try to drive through the destruction
kini
2016-09-05T21:06:25.000Z
i can't believe we're actually driving the ship right into her eyeball
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:06:40.000Z
hey you asked for it
kini
2016-09-05T21:06:42.000Z
go big or go home indeed
i appreciate perkins doxxing us for forgetting about the door
no.
2016-09-05T21:06:47.000Z
nidorina do you still want destructoteens to be amateur pilots
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:06:52.000Z
but yeah if you guys want a drone fight, say so!
no.
2016-09-05T21:07:03.000Z
WELL THEN
no.
2016-09-05T21:07:12.000Z
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE THESE ARE YOUR PILOTS
I hope you know where to go destructoteens

im so sad but also excited
i was just about to say "unlucky sods" NO THEY'VE NEVER HAD MORE FUN IN THEIR LIVES
no.
2016-09-05T21:07:36.000Z
right through the pupil while screaming FUCK YOU
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:07:52.000Z
ok but its actually pretty funny imagining people fighting very seriously
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:07:57.000Z
and the teens just like
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:08:00.000Z
spin the ship
is there a PA system in the cockpit can they shitpost over loudspeakers
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:08:05.000Z
and everyone is jossled around
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:08:06.000Z
yes
clover knows how to floor the gas pedal on a car
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:08:10.000Z
there is
no.
2016-09-05T21:08:13.000Z
i mean jason can drive a helicopter how hard can this be
listen the destructoteens can drive but luke wants to supervise
no.
2016-09-05T21:08:23.000Z
PA ANNOUNCEMENTS EVERY FIVE MINUTES
no.
2016-09-05T21:08:32.000Z
"ASTEROIDS SUCK. GO AWAY LUKE."
who said anything about helping???
supervising and helping aren't mutually exclusive
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:08:54.000Z
you guys also get to broadcast music
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:09:01.000Z
so
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:09:02.000Z
go off
no.
2016-09-05T21:09:03.000Z
luke stands by for drones but really its just him being like "what the fuck are these controls"
no.
2016-09-05T21:09:06.000Z
oh my god
no.
2016-09-05T21:09:15.000Z
time to blast shake it off in jack's honor
let him push buttons and spin the ship
no.
2016-09-05T21:09:33.000Z
they do a loop around the queen's pupil thanks to luke
look he's captain'd a cruiseliner before and that's it what do you want
no.
2016-09-05T21:10:46.000Z
helicopters, cruiseliners and suvs are close enough to spaceships right
"You're one hell of a crew, I'll give you that. Even if you forgot to fix the conference room door during an alien trial." bless perkins
no.
2016-09-05T21:11:04.000Z
perkins is too kind to us
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:11:50.000Z
gay captain mom supports all her awful children
go ye forth destructoteens
no.
2016-09-05T21:12:34.000Z
go ye forth, destructoteens. go ye forth and wreck shit up
no.
2016-09-05T21:12:44.000Z
i hope alice and bruce are extra proud of them
no.
2016-09-05T21:13:21.000Z
also im glad the mystery neon icon turned out to be our dead captain
I have to go do an ear piercing I'll be back in like 10 minutes to drive the ship into the sun
no.
2016-09-05T21:14:43.000Z
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:15:16.000Z
a quick poll on alien drone fight cus im not sure if y'all want one or not, i'll give until 6:15 est to close it
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:15:33.000Z
the fight would be unmoderated as the drones would be super easy to kill
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:15:48.000Z
but it'd be a constant onslaught of them until they get through the queen's eye!
oh my god destructoteens NO....
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:16:03.000Z
destructoteens yes
fly the ship straight to paris
no.
2016-09-05T21:16:26.000Z
we're flying the ship straight into paris and using it as a party bus
i'm making this canon endgame
no.
2016-09-05T21:16:47.000Z
nobody can stop clover and jason's combined shitty taste in music to serve as the bgm to the final boss
no.
2016-09-05T21:17:07.000Z
from serving as** see i can grammar too
i am 100% serious about taking advantage of judar's mass telepathy to broadcast shitty music and memes to the entire ship
what else is he going to use it for
something useful??? fuck that
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:18:22.000Z
please god
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-05T21:18:28.000Z
can i vote both yes and space roadtrip nap to indicate i'd be super down with an alien drone fight but not at all put out if we skipped it
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:18:48.000Z
yeah thats fine!
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:18:55.000Z
whatever you guys want we'll do!
ok Reading Comprehension but what are we doing
Aha, the cockpit is unlocked!
Shelley called dibs for the escape pods driving like five times while she was alive
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:26:03.000Z
rn we're driving through the queen's eyeball
jason and clover are probably piloting the ship straight into the queen's eye and we may or may not fight a wave of drones if people vote on it
This is pretty close to that!
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:26:08.000Z
because
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:26:12.000Z
we ride or die here i guess
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:26:21.000Z
or in this case ride AND die
@ mom i am not that sorry
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:27:13.000Z
ALIEN DRONE FIGHT here's the poll! sorry if repeating myself is annoying but just so we're all on the same page: the fight would be unmoderated because everyone is unnerfed and the drones are very
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:27:15.000Z
easy to kill
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:27:31.000Z
so it'd just be a chance for people to show off basically if y'all wanna do that
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:27:39.000Z
while the destructoteens fucking kill us i guess
no.
2016-09-05T21:29:49.000Z
look jason and clover are both reasonable, cautious individuals what could possibly go wrong??
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:30:19.000Z
they make a sharp spin and someone gets launched into a wave of drones, everything is fine
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:34:18.000Z
wtf yuno wants to come too
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:34:27.000Z
everyone pile on rhys and nap
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:36:20.000Z
theyre traumatized and sad
no.
2016-09-05T21:37:46.000Z
all the teens nap in the electric sheep room while everyone else has to suffer through drone fights
no.
2016-09-05T21:38:10.000Z
also look if the drones are so weak then maybe someone getting launched into a wave will take them all out
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:38:46.000Z
the teens and rhys are tossed into the drone pile
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:38:51.000Z
they looks around and just go back to sleep
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:39:40.000Z
feel free to top level about stuff tho yeah. nap top level is fine? lets all nap
kini
2016-09-05T21:39:52.000Z
we ride together we die together
kini
2016-09-05T21:39:57.000Z
and we nap together too
catboy wouldnt nap if people are fighting but quick knock him out make him dodo
WITCH.
2016-09-05T21:40:40.000Z
i mean the nap can happen before drone fight if you guys vote to have one HAHA the rudest awakening
kini
2016-09-05T21:40:54.000Z
everyone just makes a top level
kini
2016-09-05T21:41:02.000Z
of them napping in a pod
kini
2016-09-05T21:41:18.000Z
because fuck if we're about to die we need Rest
kini
2016-09-05T21:42:04.000Z
a drone tries to wake them up but someone takes a gun, shoots it, and goes back to bed
no.
2016-09-05T21:42:42.000Z
take a nice nap during this peaceful s.s. pygmalion experience
no.
2016-09-05T21:44:40.000Z
okay but does rhys prefer driving over naps
no.
2016-09-05T21:44:43.000Z
i think not
cracks knuckles im back time for the destructoteens to kill us all
no.
2016-09-05T21:45:12.000Z
excellent
no.
2016-09-05T21:45:28.000Z
should we put a top level so people can yell at the teenagers trying to pilot the ship
no.
2016-09-05T21:45:41.000Z
and also at them putting music on as soon as they find the pa system ig
only if they get to blast starships first
sometimes the ship flips over and no one else can tell if it's intentional or someone just leaned over to pick another song
no.
2016-09-05T21:47:50.000Z
why not both
LEMME PP YOU ACTUALLY ONE SEC
no.
2016-09-05T21:48:19.000Z
I WAS GOING TO DO THE SAME LMAO
no.
2016-09-05T21:48:21.000Z
GO GO GO
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:05:34.000Z
ten minutes left on the poll!
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:10:55.000Z
five minutes now!
everyone nap grell will fight the drones she just got all her energy back TIME TO KILL SOMETHING
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:15:03.000Z
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:15:34.000Z
on a more serious note i'll get up the drone top level, when you guys get up the piloting top level, ping me if you need me!
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:24:01.000Z
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:24:18.000Z
these fight are unmoderated, and you guys can pop in and out as you want
i found out how we can defeat the alien queen
in a badass alien danceoff
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:25:07.000Z
you do not have to participate
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:25:10.000Z
honestly yeah
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:25:16.000Z
everyone bust a move
yeah kyuu and i are working on it!!! sorry kyuu's power is acting up and I'm at work
I was gonna say that's a Courtney and kyuu question
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:34:59.000Z
I THOUGHT LUKE WAS GOING
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:35:21.000Z
my b but yeah i just wanna make sure lmao its okay!
I think kyuu and courtney worked something else out!
we figured luke was gonna walk in on these idiots being idiots and be like shit ok i gotta watch this go down YOU CAN JOIN OUR TOPLEVEL COLLAB ATTEMPTS TOO IF YOU WANT TY!!!!!!
Nah it's fine, go ye forth if you have an idea in place!
it's going to be worth the wait i promise
I'll probably just tap into the top level later
i'm crying with laughter imagining this music going through the speakers
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:39:39.000Z
im a serious moderator
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:40:03.000Z
anyway to give a quick rundown: we'll have a few other things to do once we're out of the queen's eyeball, when the drones will disintegrate
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:40:28.000Z
these two will be lightly modded, since we really want to encourage player creativity and participation for endgame!
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:40:36.000Z
too? not two. im english
WITCH.
2016-09-05T22:40:51.000Z
but please do get in your cool fight moments for now
pilot toplevel is up good luck guys
WITCH.
2016-09-05T23:03:31.000Z
you actually used gasolian
WITCH.
2016-09-05T23:04:38.000Z
OKAY BUT NOW THAT THATS UP let me know when you guys want a mod tag - i'll run in to describe the cockpit in a second, but just ping me (or cappy or ao) if you need anything at all
this is the pinnacle of my rp experience
imagining a spaceship being driven like a sports car while gasolina blares at an eldritch star eater
GASOLINA WAS DEFINITELY THE BEST IDEA WE EVER HAD
im so fucking thrilled about this entire toplevel thank kyuu for being great and thank all of you for letting us have this
there's just this pile of zombie assholes trying to take a fucking nap and even over the speakers you can still just hear the two idiots in the cockpit screaming DAME MAS GASOLINA!!!!!!!!! back and forth
this is why i'm putting up a top level that will be dealing with injuries and making sure no one dies due to poor driving skills
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-05T23:11:21.000Z
ok who wants to fight drones
who cares about naps when the soundtrack is this good
WITCH.
2016-09-05T23:15:14.000Z
ok there we go, go off y'all
WITCH.
2016-09-05T23:15:16.000Z
sorry for the wait
I like how the extra speed and steering controls are "emergency" like the destructoteens aren't just gonna fuck with all controls available to them for the sake of it
WITCH.
2016-09-05T23:22:11.000Z
i was hoping for that
WITCH.
2016-09-05T23:22:17.000Z
that is the exact reason i had them marked emergency
there is an emergency and the emergency is that they're getting bored
WITCH.
2016-09-05T23:23:24.000Z
yes
WITCH.
2016-09-05T23:23:26.000Z
perfect
the emergency is "what do you think'll happen if we both push for max speed at the same time"
the emergency is that the bass dropped
no.
2016-09-05T23:44:28.000Z
Rest in pieces space Cowboys
the worse the driving the more bruises they're going to have to deal with and who's going to give everyone care for that
yoru ✩
2016-09-06T00:04:46.000Z
this entire ship is rude as fuck
yoru ✩
2016-09-06T00:05:19.000Z
can allen request some carnival music tho!!
and if they can find carnival music that goes hard enough
carnival dubstep is a thing
yoru ✩
is 2016-09-06T00:11:21.000Z
IT
yoru ✩
2016-09-06T00:11:34.000Z
that's beautiful
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T00:19:29.000Z
yes come fight with bull and dorian, dorian will do mage backup for your character if you come fight
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T00:19:53.000Z
he will barrier and set bugs on fire for you if you get overwhelmed
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T00:20:47.000Z
(we're running our own enemies, right? or are mods running them?)

fight time
WITCH.
2016-09-06T00:35:15.000Z
yeah, like ao said, you guys are running your own, that way you can absolutely get in all your cool moves and stuff!
ill be in there for a bit so i can kinda direct too if yall want
WITCH.
2016-09-06T00:36:14.000Z
i cant believe bull doesnt like this beastie boys vs will smith mash up tbh should i have used aerosmith
hes UNDECIDED but that sounds like young people music
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T00:37:16.000Z
dorian isn't aware the music is supposed to sound like it, it's obviously broken
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T00:37:20.000Z
*like that
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T00:37:37.000Z
like it was a nice try, to try and play that music, but you can barely hear it over the interference
no sadly cat and i had a very long discussion about bulls exact musical tastes it was decided bull only owns one cd and its bruce springsteens born in the usa and all the chargers want to die when they hear it
WITCH.
2016-09-06T00:38:39.000Z
i mean you can probably only vaguely hear will smiths voice over the sound of all the alien cockroaches and sad people tbh
but he will gladly listen to anything dad rock or dumb modern pop but anything in between is GARBAGE
WITCH.
2016-09-06T00:39:34.000Z
please put in a request for clover to play THE BOSS over the speakers
PLEASE AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO GROW YOUR TASTES

,,,when i get finished with stuff ill try to throw arumat somewhere bc this looks fun
oh btw were there plans for mod backtags on the illusions and stuff on the last log!! i totally understand if not there's a bunch happening and everyone is tired but i wanted to make sure
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T02:49:25.000Z
do we know what time nuwa stuff / the other stuff will be going up?
okay! we are setting up a simple event to open up nuwa comms/get directions to the nuwa if anyone is around who wants to do a quick thread
kini
2016-09-06T03:30:34.000Z
i'm up
it will be a fairly simple puzzle so 2 or 3 people if yall want (and someone with modern knowledge would probably help too)
kini
2016-09-06T03:30:54.000Z
how modern
kini
2016-09-06T03:31:32.000Z
okay we can do that
i can offer clover if she can do it while piloting?
murdergame puzzles are her shit
kini
2016-09-06T03:35:08.000Z
sweet let's do it court
WITCH.
2016-09-06T03:40:35.000Z
everyone feel free to start inputting pws randomly into your datapad
WITCH.
2016-09-06T03:43:12.000Z
someone put in 666 an d then someone else see and type in 696969
WITCH.
2016-09-06T03:43:36.000Z
but yeah anyone can jump in! we just need 2 people to input the right password
I just want to talk to Booker

IVE been thru enough
Someone do math slash puzzles for me
appears just to input a bs password
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:46:56.000Z
oh ok
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:48:13.000Z
it's caesarian shift
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:48:17.000Z
i got it
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:48:29.000Z
ninth of November 1913 – nineteenth of January 2000
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:49:29.000Z
so the pw is probably the number of days that is?
Number of days... in 1913 or number of days between november 1913 and jan 200?
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:50:37.000Z
the latter i'd assume
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:50:52.000Z
it's n=13
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:51:26.000Z
so like a = n, b = o, c = p etc.
kini
2016-09-06T03:51:44.000Z
lmao i was just solving the message
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:53:26.000Z
haha it's easy to figure out caesarian shift when it has two letter words you just try in/is/an/of until one of those makes sense
kini
2016-09-06T03:54:32.000Z
seems like it's solved so i'll let you guys take it! o7
oooh, okay... that sounds kinda cool actually
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:54:59.000Z
ooooh
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:55:07.000Z
ok dorian doesn't know who hedy lamarr is
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:55:11.000Z
so i can take the code,
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:55:17.000Z
and someone else can suggest that one?
kini
2016-09-06T03:55:28.000Z
it's HEDLEY
kini
2016-09-06T03:56:06.000Z
(i had to)
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:56:42.000Z
though if someone else wants to take the code breaking i truly don't mind
i read it in the exact voice
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:56:57.000Z
i don't think it's a stretch for dorian to get it but i don't particularly care if he does
idk the likelihood of adrien knowing hedy ic he is P. Young but he is European
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:57:20.000Z
i just wanted to get it solved fast bc it's midnight
kini
2016-09-06T03:57:45.000Z
yeah machias might know modern tech but as far as modern earth knowledge goes we're SOL
i feel like adrien is european enough to know
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T03:58:43.000Z
ok last call or i'm going to post about the code
kini
2016-09-06T03:58:58.000Z
there's wikipedia in the datapads right
kini
2016-09-06T03:59:04.000Z
quick! go look it up!
there is no internet connection on the datapads afaik
kini
2016-09-06T03:59:23.000Z
eh, tablets. and i think cappy said there was a wikipedia knockoff
kini
2016-09-06T03:59:27.000Z
just with no internet
WITCH.
2016-09-06T03:59:33.000Z
wiki light or w/e its called
WITCH.
2016-09-06T03:59:43.000Z
like a condensed shitty wikipedia, yeah
man in that case go for it kini
kini
2016-09-06T04:00:47.000Z
you guys take it!
kini
2016-09-06T04:00:51.000Z
something came up
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T04:02:25.000Z
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T04:02:27.000Z
here!
if anyone else thinks they could icly solve it y'all are free to take it, i shared the answer here for that
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T04:06:03.000Z
yes someone please take it! even if you look it up on fake wiki
i can take it if no one else is around who'd figure it out but yea
kini
2016-09-06T04:06:45.000Z
let me ask some peeps
(also if just one person puts it in im ready to go)
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:08:02.000Z
zia if you want to try it its fine!
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:08:14.000Z
DONT WORRY haha
rhys just brute forces it
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:09:00.000Z
roxy oh my god
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:09:46.000Z
rhys just overrides everything "guys im bored?"
doesn't he want to talk to vaughn again
wait no i forgot IT'S VASQUEZ
DOESN'T HE WANT TO TALK TO VASQUEZ AGAIN!!!!

im ready
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:10:53.000Z
ive seen the commenti ts good
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:10:56.000Z
she is very ready
haha yeah we have the mod comment all typed up if someone wants to do it
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T04:11:03.000Z
yeah lmao can someone just do it
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T04:11:07.000Z
its so late
she was checking w/ peeps!!
kini
2016-09-06T04:11:39.000Z
i got you guys someone
do the hackers just all need to pile in and break it
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:11:58.000Z
please let the hackers jsut hack
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T04:12:06.000Z
who is doing it
i looked away for like ten minutes do we need someone to do a thing
im p. sure it's hedy lamarr
what thing WHAT THING I LEFT TO MAKE SOUP AND GOT LOST
"most beautiful woman in the world" aka hedy lamarr, the dates are her birth and death
i said i'll do it if no one else would icly figure it out but i gotta bed soon so
"most beautiful woman in the world" clover types "me" and chucks her datapad over her shoulder when it tells her it's incorrect
i mean the hint is the dates
haha if clover wouldn't icly know, i think adrien can do it!
but yes please someone just input it
because ao needs to go to bed...
im so tired please free me
I CAN DO IT light would probably know if nothing else the fields are full of bullshit trivia
listen just have clover do it via light
light groped statues for this
kini
2016-09-06T04:14:45.000Z
kay it's happening!
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:14:46.000Z
guys please
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:14:47.000Z
lmao
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:14:54.000Z
its midnight and i have work tomorrow i hate to bea dick LMAO
adrien'd probably know because europe but im also pretty sure hedy died before he was born
shes old hollywood famous
solving murdergame puzzles is all clover's good for
kini
2016-09-06T04:16:52.000Z
-- oh whoops, looks like you guys got it!
kini
2016-09-06T04:17:01.000Z
i'll go tell my buddy nvm!!
TIME TO NUT BUTTON AT THE NUWA
ur all welcome for my google skills
okay so yes! as it says all nuwa comms are open
because the nuwa is the Superior ship in every way
they have a cool skype chat and you can private or public convo with everyone
and they also have a better version of furry passing than the pygmalions garbage one so
collect all your new furniture sets before you leave
cool, gj guys
and just as far as general timeline things go
top levels or private convos or thread underneath
anything you'd like feel free to top level or private convo!
but you dont have to contain it all to the thread
mods are checking out as mods for the night feel free to continue talking to nuwa peeps and pushing player plots
we'll be up for a little while to field questions but
stuff will continue through tomorrow
and we'll have our "bow on it" post on wednesday
so basically stuff continues tonight + tomorrow and enddate is wednesday and we will finish flying into the sun where we will be free at last
no one gets to die anymore because i never got to die
everyone dies in the last post
It's too late for deaths!
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:29:02.000Z
beatrice wins
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:29:08.000Z
it was magic all along
i'm still fucked up over umineko
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:31:38.000Z
Everyone will be riposando in pace on Wednesday.
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T04:35:22.000Z
oh hey guys
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T04:35:28.000Z
commenting on the post is restricted to members
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T04:35:33.000Z
you might want to fix that
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:35:35.000Z
oh oops yeah
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:35:37.000Z
ill fix that now!
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:36:23.000Z
does that work?
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:36:35.000Z
ive never messed with these settings before so lma
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T04:37:24.000Z
uhhh
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T04:37:28.000Z
still can't seem to comment
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:39:10.000Z
i dont know....what to edit coco set it up like this... give me a few minutes please im sorry
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:39:17.000Z
does anyone know what to edit LMFAO
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:39:36.000Z
WAIT NO TRY NOW
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T04:39:48.000Z
yep! fixed!
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:39:55.000Z
we overcame that mountain together
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:40:01.000Z
sorry about that guys!
wait so did nuwa's graveyard get rez'd too?
ok but does nuwa know about pgymalion's wild fucking space ship journey
she needs to tell the child to stop driving like a crazy person
they know about w11 on! and lin's probably been giving them updates
'as another example of pygmalion's phenomenal decision-making abilities, they're allowing clover and jason to drive. are you still certain you want to try to rescue them?'
'i could hit warp speed any time and we could all be long gone in ten seconds'
staticy video footage with DAME MAS GASOLINA
alice:
mods, did the nuwa know of whats going on the pyg this whole time?
The Nuwa population surely is afraid the first action the Pygmalion will do when arriving is accidentally crash against the side of the Nuwa
bruce your son pulled off action movie moves
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:50:43.000Z
just the last few weeks!
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:51:08.000Z
they dont know the whole situation, either, cappy may correct me here (she does lin and nuwa lmao) but
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:51:21.000Z
just imagine your characters having to explain everything that has happened in game
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:51:22.000Z
icly
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:51:26.000Z
to their hostage
they do know you fucks forgot to put in a door during my trial
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:52:14.000Z
they absolutely know i am entirely positive lin sarcastically told them about the door
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:52:24.000Z
im confirming because she doxxed them ic on this post i fully assume she would elsewhere and if she doesnt she is not the sunny ai i want
im LOSING MY SHIT over sarcastic driving updates
staticy video footage with dame mas gasolina im in tears
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:58:24.000Z
GOD
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:58:52.000Z
pygmalion is like the ship personification of that person who goes to clubs every night and is just a huge wreck of a person
WITCH.
2016-09-06T04:59:07.000Z
a hot mess through and through
WE DIDN'T HAVE A SPARE DOOR
WHERE WERE WE SUPPOSED TO GET A DOOR FROM
WITCH.
2016-09-06T05:02:39.000Z
literally anywhere there are so many doors on this ship
WITCH.
2016-09-06T05:02:47.000Z
grell you have a magical scythe that cuts through anything
WITCH.
2016-09-06T05:02:57.000Z
im sure someone is buff enough to carry it come on WE FUCKED UP
should have just sat on adrien tbh
WITCH.
2016-09-06T05:04:03.000Z
why didnt anyone sit on adrien
WITCH.
2016-09-06T05:04:07.000Z
we could have saved marinette
honestly at least tie him up or smt
SIZ REMEMBERED 2 MINUTES BEFORE THE CLOCK RAN OUT TO TAKE HIS RING
IF IT HAD BEEN MARINETTE NO ONE TOOK OFF HER EARRINGS
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T05:05:07.000Z
did the nuwa folks know that
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T05:05:11.000Z
sunny was talking to the deda
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-06T05:05:26.000Z
did they know about the deda's terrible plan
WITCH.
2016-09-06T05:06:55.000Z
LMAO YEAH you can make a top level for a nuwa character thats like an open text
WITCH.
2016-09-06T05:07:15.000Z
bruce wayne starts a chatroom to get people to tell jason to stop being bad
WITCH.
2016-09-06T05:08:21.000Z
tell jason to get up from that pilot's seat or he is grounded
nidorina: ok but can clover even drive a car
all i can recall is clover driving like a 100 miles per hour in the desert
that's about the extent of her driving ability
i like to think she can in fact drive a car but my god she does not do so well
jason literally has to pull over in the middle of the alien eye and call his dad
sizlaria nuwa dead would know that sunny was talking to the pygmalion dead! since they were the ones who set it up
so yeah everyone would probably know
also who gets to be the one to tell bruce jason's married
why are all these reunions garbage already
like who gave us the right
bruce: wheres my son tell him to pull over
WITCH.
2016-09-06T05:42:33.000Z
pleease tell bruce that jason is married please
booker: what happened to your chest
alice: stop trying to change subject
WITCH.
2016-09-06T05:42:42.000Z
BOOKER!!!!! WTF
LMAO RIGHT EVERYONE'S SUCH A WRECK
i'm so glad the first thing alice did was fucking SCREAM AT CLOVER
THATS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ONE
also please let judar tell bruce that jason's married PLEASE
WITCH.
2016-09-06T05:52:38.000Z
he has to hear all about jason's wild space vegas adventures first im sorry
hey guys quick question! it seems like this post's stalled a bit and i think everyone's looking forward to physical reunions with the nuwa/wrapping up cr
so would you guys be down with the final post going up tonight instead of tomorrow?
of course this thread can still be backtagged!
but we don't want to force people to wait for the final post if they're ready for it to go up now!
i'd be okay with the post going up tonight!! i'm not gonna be pressed if we wait til tomorrow either though
kini
2016-09-07T01:00:09.000Z
tonight works for me too
haha we decided it was probably too late and too short notice for the final post going up tonight anyway
THE SUPERIOR SHIP IS FINALLY HERE...
batman gonna tackle jason todd to the ground
WITCH.
2016-09-07T01:13:36.000Z
please appreciate tbe image attachment i worked hard on it
WITCH.
2016-09-07T01:13:44.000Z
40 seconds in ms paint
why is the nuwa infinitely more badass as a ship?

accurate depiction of the pygmalion in comparison btw
WITCH.
2016-09-07T01:16:20.000Z
because the nuwa is the better ship by and large
I can't believe that image exists
WITCH.
2016-09-07T01:30:13.000Z
its literally the pyg i love it
WITCH.
2016-09-07T01:30:15.000Z
dildo ship
i can definitely confirm that is absolutely what the pygmalion looks like
WITCH.
2016-09-07T01:32:35.000Z
yeah that one i put up is fake its a lie
WITCH.
2016-09-07T01:32:52.000Z
i worked so hard on that
WITCH.
2016-09-07T01:32:58.000Z
the congratulations pic
WITCH.
2016-09-07T01:33:02.000Z
i hope you all appreciate it
As if one couldn't appreciate it!
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T01:53:43.000Z
hey guys!
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T01:54:06.000Z
idk that it will work that way but
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T01:54:13.000Z
we were just talking about it earlier in my plurk
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T01:54:19.000Z
and thought it would be good to make it!
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T01:54:48.000Z
i included nuwas, too.
siz you're such a peach for putting together neat spreadsheets and stuff for us
evreyone come to paris y'all
we have one last big group trial for old time's sake
the pygmalion crew keeps making jokes about oh ha ha how are we desecrating the corpse this time around. no we gotta wait this out save the luminol for the last five minutes and the nuwa is so horrified
by the sheer incompetence
please just murder vasquez and adrien's dad
vasquez just accidentally doesn't get revived...oh no...how sad...this definitely wasn't because nuwa collectively destroyed his body before revivals happened....
yunos mom, gabriel and vasquez accidentally airlocked
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T02:04:33.000Z
what if we just
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T02:04:35.000Z
accidentally
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T02:04:39.000Z
send gabriel to homestuck
honestly its too late he knows his dad is alive you'd just make him sad. look what you've done. gabriel agreste is permanently alive.
honestly i want vasquez to live so someone can shoot him and wear his face
we stick a blond wig on bruce's head
adrien will never know the difference
adrien's basically a second dick grayson anyway bruce can upgrade from jason everyone wins

one last gift to the survivors since i don't have you all on my timeline
i can't fit 41 people on something like this without a lot more effort than humanly possible or i would have, believe me, i'm so happy to get to play with you all
no.
2016-09-07T17:01:06.000Z
what a good
WITCH.
2016-09-07T20:44:12.000Z
hey guys! a quick heads up: the final post is going up at 6est. that's in an hour and 15 minutes!
Ahhhhhhh
WITCH.
2016-09-07T20:44:36.000Z
sorry for the short notice! we finalized it and ironed out the details
no.
2016-09-07T20:48:11.000Z
the details of my death right
WITCH.
2016-09-07T20:51:56.000Z
yeah
WITCH.
2016-09-07T20:52:04.000Z
we're opening with "adrien is now dead forever"
WITCH.
2016-09-07T20:52:20.000Z
and then an hour later we're have a dramatic time rollback to save him forever
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:06:17.000Z
Is it going to end with a family feud style game show with the nuwa versus the pyg
WITCH.
2016-09-07T21:08:30.000Z
HOW COULD YOU LEAK OUR FINAL POST LIKE THIS
we're the assholes answering ONION for most popular fruit
WITCH.
2016-09-07T21:19:23.000Z
that sounds about right
WITCH.
2016-09-07T21:19:45.000Z
the pygmalion launches water balloons at the nuwa every time they get an answer right (which is always)
idk i'm pretty sure pygmalion would win against the nuwa in family feud
now I kinda want a family feud game event somewhere fuck
nuwa responds with all the smart accurate answers
that's true the most popular answers are always bs
pygmalion just screams out the first shitty thing that pops into mind which is always the most popular one
pygmalion is the team that slams the button before the question's even out yet
somehow gets the answer right anyway
WITCH.
2016-09-07T21:22:23.000Z
what youre saying is that the pygmalion is literally out of fucks to give
family feud to determine which ship lives and which ship dies
WITCH.
2016-09-07T21:23:23.000Z
pygmalion suddenly just stops pushing the button then
WITCH.
2016-09-07T21:24:06.000Z
"loser gets permanent death" everyone gets in an orderly line and just waits
somehow they still wind up winning when nuwa strike out every round
WITCH.
2016-09-07T21:26:13.000Z
"GODDAMN IT" echoes through out the galaxy
's family fued because sunny is definitely steve harvey all the time at everything the pygmalion does
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:29:12.000Z
Yeah the pyg team answers 'dildos' every time and it's always right
we are the "ur example" of "we asked the first hundred idiots off the street these questions"
steve harvey staring into the camera while the pygmalion crew is all smiling and high fiving
every time they ask her anything
Pygmalion crew slamming a button and going "we drive THROUGH the alien abomination"
sunny: are you kidding me rn. sure. lets look at the board.
it's the number one answer
"you could take the option of complete happiness and forgetting your trauma"
did anyone even consider the cradles
the cradle project: fuck your cradles honestly
i love these fucking morons
rhys is an outlier and should not be counted
rhys's cradle was actually a worse option for all of us mentally so
there will be no domestic rhack like rhys is Harley Quinn in suicide squad
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:39:10.000Z
No that post was like
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:39:21.000Z
Sunny: So, there are three options -
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:39:29.000Z
Everyone: /boos loudly
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:39:50.000Z
Everyone: /boos drown out Sunny explaining the options
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:40:01.000Z
Liz: So I might die, but -
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:40:19.000Z
Everyone: Nah
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:40:34.000Z
Sunny: Yeah you'd probably have to fight the alien q-
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:40:43.000Z
Everyone: FIGHT HER!!!!
we just sailed straight thru the horrorterror
I was shamed into not having Liz die
listen you fucks no one is allowed to die if I'm not
no.
2016-09-07T21:42:46.000Z
im glad we have continued the thread of kicking our legs like toddlers until we get what we want
UNLESS I GET TO DIE NO ONE DIES
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:43:06.000Z
I feel like half the game
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:43:24.000Z
Doesn't actually KNOW we're doing a plan to use god powers to get us home
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:43:28.000Z
They were like
I'VE GONE INTO THE DEATH PIT I WANT DEATH
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:43:43.000Z
Fly through the alien queen because FUCK THIS?
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:43:46.000Z
Yeah!!
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:44:01.000Z
Let's go either die or hang with the nuwa
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:44:08.000Z
And then die
no.
2016-09-07T21:44:10.000Z
i am p sure everyone was okay with flying through the alien queen out of SPITE
WITCH.
2016-09-07T21:44:16.000Z
honestly what do you have to lose at this point
WITCH.
2016-09-07T21:44:20.000Z
dignity??? who has that here
we have nothing except our own choice on how we die
no.
2016-09-07T21:44:35.000Z
they were going to die anyway they might as well fly through this freakishly large eye
we could look really cool doing it at least
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:44:40.000Z
Yep. Like pretty much didn't matter why
no.
2016-09-07T21:44:58.000Z
i hope the nuwa had better beds
listen adrien was 100% about the alien spite life
i fucking love it honestly
no.
2016-09-07T21:45:37.000Z
let the pygmalion steal your beds nuwa
everyone being fueled by spite and death wishes and stupidity
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-09-07T21:45:42.000Z
That bitch needed to get gone
WITCH.
2016-09-07T21:45:57.000Z
i bet the nuwa has giant canopy beds it seems fancy enough
nuwa all WHAT DID YOU JUST DO and the pygmalion raises one hand
goes comatose for a while
WHY DID I PICKED GABRIEL AGRESTE AS MY HOSTAGE ALL HE GOT WAS NICE SHIT
everyone wait for an explanation
it's ok gabriel had to sleep on the floor every trial
and always got gross grounds in his coffee
and probably had an annoying neighbor
all his underwear are one size too small
alice punched him at least once im sure
no one helped him when he got his teeth punched out
sunny: okay the queen is an eldritch abomination that devous galaxies and no one truly comprehends
pygmalion: LET'S JUST THROW A BUNCH OF WEAPONS AT HER UNTIL SHE DIES GO BIG OR GO HOME
and yes gabriel definitely got super bullied on the nuwa i accept no other answer
if you can't comprehend it and go insane from trying
why not just NOT try to understand at all
and apply the wrong logic
because in cthulu world the wrong logic is the right logic and other backwards statements
I also hope you know I screenshot the plurk about alien eyes and our reckless ass attitude and accidentally sent it to my 38 year old friend and said "what a b rate sounding movie"
When I quickly tried to cover my tracks
WITCH.
2016-09-07T21:52:55.000Z
that was the actual goal with cradle all along tbh
WITCH.
2016-09-07T21:53:05.000Z
an 80s scifi horror b movie
I mean. yea that sounds about right
no.
2016-09-07T21:57:43.000Z
oh my god