OH GOD IT LOST ITS FOOTING AND DROPPED LIKE SIX INCHES. It seems to now be clinging to the wall very still. Probably equally "OMG I JUST ABOUT FELL AND DIED"

orchards is correct, you must burn it down

OK, Spider. Let's make a deal, OK? You mind your own business and just... eat moths or whatever you eat inside the house and DO NOT TOUCH ME and I won't murderize you.

awwww such a cutie

It's climbing again...

FUCK IT ALMOST FELL AGAIN. LIKE A FOOT. JUST STOP TRYING TO GET TO THE CEILING.

......shit it's on the ceiling.

LIKE RIGHT ABOVE MY DOOR.

STOP RUNNING ACROSS THE CEILING YOU ARE FREAKING ME OUT.

That black dot is the spider.

Congratulations, spider. You have crossed the room.

I should not laugh at your terror but that is a very small spider

By Aussie standards.

well yes XD

You crazy people with your GODDAMN GIANT ORB SPIDERS.

mine are usually a lot bigger XD

lolololol

Which I know are generally harmless to people BUT STILL

/pats XD

It's relatively good-sized for a spider inside a house in Nebraska. We do have larger ones, but... they aren't usually indoor spiders.

Like, we have wolf spiders. I've seen the fuckers. Just not usually in the house.

almost attacked by one working at the antique mall once.

nodnod

This is one of the things I don't like about early fall. ALL THE FUCKING SPIDERS.

you know what tea i changed my mind I am never visiting you ever /hides under blanket

FUCK FUCK FUCK IT'S CRAWLING ACROSS THE CEILING AGAIN OVER MY BED. HOW CAN I SLEEP WITH A FALL-PRONE SPIDER ABOVE ME?

...I am in need of bed, but the spider is still on the ceiling...

What if it falls or crawls down and touches me?

We made a DEAL, Spider

emeralddarkness: but there hasn't been a spider in my new house at all!

The spider has wandered off. I do not know where it is anymore.

Okay, er, on second thought, don't come to Scotland. At least, not in autumn.

You would not like our house spiders.

(I flipping hate htem_

I'd rather come in summer, when it might be almost warm.

I spent a lot of time in England struggling to vacuum up the spiders on the ceiling

like damn, those things can hold on!

Not like my clumsy little spider friend, eh?

lol no, they would have been embarrassed by the falling spider, probably

My spider friend is the Moon Moon of spiders.

XD

...what would be the spider equivalent of "Moon Moon"? Web Web?

"OMG WEB WEB, go home, you're drunk. Look at you, you can't even climb a wall."