Elf of the Sun
2016-09-16T13:09:06.000Z
Well, this is a thing happening. The office is locked and no one with a key is around yet, so a half dozen coworkers and I are just hanging out around outside it.
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miles you ass
2016-09-16T13:10:48.000Z
welp
Elf of the Sun
2016-09-16T13:27:05.000Z
LMAO OH MY GODS. So, finally, someone with a key is here, so we are into the office! Alphastaff (our timeclock program) has us locked out.
Elf of the Sun
2016-09-16T13:27:27.000Z
So we can't clock in.
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𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚑🍭
2016-09-16T13:29:41.000Z
Oy
Elf of the Sun
2016-09-16T13:32:01.000Z
Rather, it appears the servers for it are down. Either way, clocking in isn't happening.
Tairanosaur
2016-09-16T13:33:36.000Z
WELCOME TO MY LIFE
Elf of the Sun
2016-09-16T13:38:32.000Z
It's a Monday of a Friday.
Elf of the Sun
2016-09-16T13:40:26.000Z
...Naturally, the first email in the queue is a promo for $3 margaritas.
ʝєss
2016-09-16T13:44:01.000Z
Lol! You all deserve $3 margaritas
beachcryptid
2016-09-16T13:44:53.000Z
pft
Elf of the Sun
2016-09-16T13:46:11.000Z
...two emails down: "...unfortunately the insured has broken her writing arm and her leg..."
Elf of the Sun
2016-09-16T13:48:10.000Z
I think this is the universe trying to say I should never have left my blanket cave this morning.
Louis LaRey
2016-09-16T13:54:09.000Z
$3 margaritas sound like an excellent idea.
Elf of the Sun
2016-09-16T14:00:59.000Z
I NOPED out too. (LOL)
Elf of the Sun
2016-09-16T14:21:12.000Z
Absolutely the most awesome. And we deserve an equally awesome lunch today.
Elf of the Sun
2016-09-16T14:49:37.000Z
Hmmmmmm... Not sure. There are lots of places we haven't been to yet...
Elf of the Sun
2016-09-16T14:51:54.000Z
And in "stupid things that amuse me," a broker named Cheryl Rust, so her email is "crust@[insurance co].com.
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