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It was an actual piece of candy! A Sees hard candy sucker! Very delicious, but I made the mistake of biting basically sticky hard crack candy and my teeth got momentarily stuck.

that's an excellent six word story tho

I live to entertain.

but candy-fused teeth are fun!

Not when your job requires phone work.

Well, okay, so it does make it a little bit difficult to talk to customers...

...this reminds me of the fake crystal meth (blue colored caramel) that my friend's roomie used to make, it always stuck your teeth together

pfft