...TMW your ex-boyfriend keeps talking like he still wants you back...

2016-09-23T19:54:44.000Z

2016-09-23T19:55:18.000Z

2016-09-23T20:00:26.000Z

Dude. Dude. Need I remind you that YOU broke up with ME years ago? And the factors involved have not changed in your favor since that time?

2016-09-23T20:27:27.000Z

But he wants to "cuddle to a movie" tonight, and he still calls me pet names and says he misses my hair and lips, and I'm like "DUDE."

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2016-09-23T20:32:46.000Z

2016-09-23T20:35:00.000Z

"But sometimes patience pays off." ...if you're waiting for me to take you back, you will be waiting the rest of your life, sir.

2016-09-23T20:37:32.000Z

Like. IDK how many times I can call you "dude" and "bro" before you realize you are permanently friendzoned.

2016-09-23T20:37:35.000Z

2016-09-23T20:59:27.000Z

It's been literally almost 6 years since we broke up.

2016-09-23T21:21:08.000Z

Holy shit boy, give it up already

2016-09-23T21:42:01.000Z

Like, IDK if he's actually wanting to get back together or just have his cake and eat it too...? Or just "teasing" or what.

2016-09-23T21:42:38.000Z

Lordy, I'm too old and too ace for this shit.