"have you seen that jimmy fallon clip -"

"Fiyah!"

"while i go fight the crowds at the store ..."

"el padre" constantly hes a white jewish boy

even tho that doesnt make sense

ISNT IT

its also hell

he left for a while

yes he does

like he was askin if anyone needs anything and he was goin around n he turns to jay and says "El padre?"

he walked in and put the bag of marshmallows on his head

then he put them on top of the pantry

im not a dustin fan

"it's not black friday if you're open thursday. it's like... grey thursday."

no one should be he's a bad side char

he's so annoying being around him is a chore

kate: come get your queso served by an authentic cowboy!
dustin: yeah boyee

I'm going to scream

"(randomly speaks spanish then assures us he wasn't saying 'queso' which i made)"

he knows none of us speak spanish

kate: wish i knew where my stupid phone was
dustin: maybe it ran away because you were calling it names
kate: (longsuffering sigh) Yeah thats possible

the equivalent of stupid boy smelly pasta house

Telling his shitty joke

"aint nobody got time for that!"

"Oopsies"

amazing

so much cant even keep track