just

embarrass both of them plz

I know you're out there, you thirsty shippers

that would be so cute

we sure are out here

lmao turn about is fair play and all that?

well yes isn't that the point??

=u= yes

yes it is

The shippers are here but do they know whaf happened

I don't, what did you two break while I was away

Cause Sieglinde will put that shit down if she heard... or just not use names but the description is close lol

It's not outside the realm of possibility that Sieg might have heard it through the gossip train

the only person Mel's told in so many words, I think, is TF, but the audentes is a fishbowl

(also JFC DRAY U MOVE FAST)

(merry fucking chrimmas)

(though for real let me know if it's too ooc to ask and I'll withdraw it. o7)

I will see what I can do...

Lmao poor Evan

But yeah Mel only told TF outright

y'all

y'all

alright so, so far Evan has put in ads for Laedo (and look how he got rewarded for this! >8U foul betrayer) and Sieglinde (he went full mom)

anyone else want the redhead to meddle in their romantic affairs?

oh my god the one for sieg is so cute

that's way cute aaah

Oh no, that's cute!!

LISTEN anyone who takes Sieg out had better be worthy

SPITS OUT DRINK

83

srry sieg

I just imagine Dagny having to screen all of her potential matches for Sieg through Evan

"Listen, you're more like the quirky second cousin. Let me handle this."

pffff he'd probably be all like no, no, it's fine, I trust Dagny....

...peers over shoulder at list WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOT THAT ONE OR THAT ONE

Sieg is so mad about that 15 thing

What idiot 15 year old is good enough for her????

u____u evan is sure that if one churns up they'll be worth the wait

shadhahvar I'm rly tempted to do Chihiro too, if that's something that you're interested in... she deserves a magical evening as well!

LAUGHS go for it why not

=u= excellent

Sieglinde rejects her date like wow no you don't look like you can sire anything????

SIEGLINDE U GOTTA PLAY THE LONG GAME HERE

Chihiro really won't see the point but she also thinks she knows everyone around her age and??? can't they hang out normally/she's closer to some adults

the point is... it's nice to have someone to take you out and treat you nice for an evening....

evan says as if he knows

Chihiro just stares

ooookay then can she elect to go on a date with haise he's nice they can talk and he can drink coffee

oh, oh no, okay that's cute

Who needs a long game????

well somebody who's not going to be popping out an heir in the next ten years that's who

Boo

you can't tell him he's wrong, Sieg!

She can submit a form for him instead, so there

aslkhasldh I see what you did there!!

he's never going to get to live the eye thing down, is he

listen he thinks it was perfectly reasonable to be a bit wigged out about getting his eye replaced sans anesthetic!

It's okay Evan she will find you someone else who thinks that is perfectly reasonable

That's the whole point!!

shadhahvar: If Chihiro wants talking and coffee he's always down.

And Evan did such a cute job for Sieg.

Laedo's is good too.

u____u he thinks those will be very good ads, they will get very good dates

also rizu lol at the idea of evan and sieg both vetting each other's dates

it's the Micromanagement Team

Such adorable friends.

Sieg just squinting at profiles like no... no... no...

evan >:Uing at all, like, four of the other young teeangers among the audentes

why are all our preteens so ridiculous!!

Sieg would also like to know that

Everyone she can potentially canoodle with is too much their age for her to want to

Sieg

this may be a commentary on what age exactly you should consider waiting to canoodle till

It's not her fault she was brought up thinking marriageable was like 14...

Okay!!!

All these "modern" kids aren't very mature what happens in the future????

laughs yes she would like conversation and coffee (as long as she did not have to also drink coffee, though she would probably try for his sake)

Sieg, in the future, everyone gets a lot more time to faff about as kids

and of course we take it because it's awesome

come on, learn from the super advanced future people here

awwww Shad ;u;

tea for Chihiro

Or hot cocoa!

Something sweet for Chihiro either way, as is appropriate.

she'll take either, she's not actually picky about it these days

Why waste all that time when you can just be mature faster...

Good question, Sieg

stares at team audentes

is anyone even allowed to be a child here

heeeeey ono

team mom is really trying here!!

not doing a great job with with the autoconflagration and losing eyeballs and such but he's trying

... keep fighting the good fight, Evan...

Bless

Ask for mom powers next ac bank bonus round

XDD see what the mods come up with for that gosh

eyes in the back of his head

mom jeans

a minivan

possibly 80 child leashes

all of these

Laughsssss

Child leashes for everyone, Evan is prepared.

some leashes longer than others

Indeed, one size does not fit all.

Though to be fair, Team Audentes is a liiittle like the child leash of ALASTAIR for the problem children

Pff, what, it's where they dump all their problem children?

Maybe!!

And if you don't make it in Audentes they send you to team squirrel fucker

oh my good god they do don't they

u fucked the squirrel

u get put with squirrel fuckers

This is a new development

X3 headcanon now