okay but I want someone who ships 'em IC to just straight up enter Evan into the blind date bounty with everything in the preferences section just "Meallan"
just
embarrass both of them plz
I know you're out there, you thirsty shippers
that would be so cute
we sure are out here 
lmao turn about is fair play and all that?
well yes isn't that the point??
=u= yes
yes it is
The shippers are here but do they know whaf happened
I don't, what did you two break while I was away
Cause Sieglinde will put that shit down if she heard... or just not use names but the description is close lol
It's not outside the realm of possibility that Sieg might have heard it through the gossip train
the only person Mel's told in so many words, I think, is TF, but the audentes is a fishbowl
(also JFC DRAY U MOVE FAST)
(merry fucking chrimmas)
(though for real let me know if it's too ooc to ask and I'll withdraw it. o7)
I will see what I can do... 
Lmao poor Evan
But yeah Mel only told TF outright
y'all
y'all
anyone else want the redhead to meddle in their romantic affairs?
oh my god the one for sieg is so cute
that's way cute aaah
Oh no, that's cute!!
LISTEN anyone who takes Sieg out had better be worthy
SPITS OUT DRINK
83
srry sieg
I just imagine Dagny having to screen all of her potential matches for Sieg through Evan
"Listen, you're more like the quirky second cousin. Let me handle this."
pffff he'd probably be all like no, no, it's fine, I trust Dagny....
...peers over shoulder at list WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOT THAT ONE OR THAT ONE
Sieg is so mad about that 15 thing
What idiot 15 year old is good enough for her????
u____u evan is sure that if one churns up they'll be worth the wait
shadhahvar I'm rly tempted to do Chihiro too, if that's something that you're interested in... she deserves a magical evening as well!
LAUGHS go for it why not
=u= excellent
Sieglinde rejects her date like wow no you don't look like you can sire anything????
SIEGLINDE U GOTTA PLAY THE LONG GAME HERE
Chihiro really won't see the point but she also thinks she knows everyone around her age and??? can't they hang out normally/she's closer to some adults
the point is... it's nice to have someone to take you out and treat you nice for an evening....
evan says as if he knows
Chihiro just stares
ooookay then can she elect to go on a date with haise he's nice they can talk and he can drink coffee
oh, oh no, okay that's cute
Who needs a long game????
well somebody who's not going to be popping out an heir in the next ten years that's who
Boo
you can't tell him he's wrong, Sieg!
She can submit a form for him instead, so there
aslkhasldh I see what you did there!!
he's never going to get to live the eye thing down, is he
listen he thinks it was perfectly reasonable to be a bit wigged out about getting his eye replaced sans anesthetic!
It's okay Evan she will find you someone else who thinks that is perfectly reasonable
That's the whole point!!
shadhahvar: If Chihiro wants talking and coffee he's always down.
And Evan did such a cute job for Sieg.
Laedo's is good too.
u____u he thinks those will be very good ads, they will get very good dates
also rizu lol at the idea of evan and sieg both vetting each other's dates
it's the Micromanagement Team
Such adorable friends.
Sieg just squinting at profiles like no... no... no...
evan >:Uing at all, like, four of the other young teeangers among the audentes
why are all our preteens so ridiculous!!
Sieg would also like to know that
Everyone she can potentially canoodle with is too much their age for her to want to 
Sieg
this may be a commentary on what age exactly you should consider waiting to canoodle till
It's not her fault she was brought up thinking marriageable was like 14...
Okay!!!
All these "modern" kids aren't very mature what happens in the future????
laughs yes she would like conversation and coffee (as long as she did not have to also drink coffee, though she would probably try for his sake)
Sieg, in the future, everyone gets a lot more time to faff about as kids
and of course we take it because it's awesome
come on, learn from the super advanced future people here
awwww Shad ;u;
tea for Chihiro
Or hot cocoa!
Something sweet for Chihiro either way, as is appropriate.
she'll take either, she's not actually picky about it these days
Why waste all that time when you can just be mature faster...
Good question, Sieg
stares at team audentes
is anyone even allowed to be a child here
heeeeey ono
team mom is really trying here!!
not doing a great job with with the autoconflagration and losing eyeballs and such but he's trying
... keep fighting the good fight, Evan...
Bless
Ask for mom powers next ac bank bonus round
XDD see what the mods come up with for that gosh
eyes in the back of his head
mom jeans
a minivan
possibly 80 child leashes
all of these
Laughsssss
Child leashes for everyone, Evan is prepared.
some leashes longer than others
Indeed, one size does not fit all.
Though to be fair, Team Audentes is a liiittle like the child leash of ALASTAIR for the problem children
Pff, what, it's where they dump all their problem children?
Maybe!!
And if you don't make it in Audentes they send you to team squirrel fucker
oh my good god they do don't they
u fucked the squirrel
u get put with squirrel fuckers
This is a new development
X3 headcanon now