and then I got hit in the back of the knee with a chair and it nearly crippled me
nailed all the soft tissue there and now I can barely stand
I am the best at self inflicted injuries I swear
and I'm only getting better at it with age
just going to curl into bed and try not to hurt myself while I do it
shane how
today has been a series of unfortunate accidents
you need to be wrapped up in bubble wrap, young man.