tosses u a 1, 2, 16, 18, 19, 20, n 25
have half the meme

Shit ok here we go

1. Okay so definitely Space English which as we all know is the Lingua Franca of space in 90% of canons. Possibly Space Japanese depending on how you see things. Venturing into hcs but he probably knows some rusty Saiyago, assuming the Saiyans had their own language and didn't just speak Space English like every other civilized fucking species in the galaxy.

(Cont.) The Saiyans are super fucking ethnocentric so HC is they definitely kept their language in use amongst themselves (tho Episode of Bardock and anime filler show them talking in Space English, but fuck that oNLY I DECIDE WHAT'S CANON HERE FUCK THAT ANIME FILLER. Episode of Bardock pretty explicitly contradicts the anime too, what with the whole

(Cont.) scientist thing. He's probably picked up a variety of words in a number of other common languages throughout the years. He's been in the army his whole life, and spent his time either on foreign planets or among strange aliens. His vocabulary is most definitely restricted to the basics and he couldn't hold a conversation for even a few seconds but he

(Cont.) can ask for, or rather demand, food, accommodations, a bathroom. Most people speak Space English though so getting around isn't too hard even on a strange world.

2. Not Ravenclaw, he wouldn't give a damn. Not that he isn't smart, or quite a tactician when he needs and wants to be, but curiosity isn't a driving force for him, nor does he really have ambitions in that area. Likewise, while it would be hilarious to put him there, he's not exactly your garden-variety Hufflepuff if you know what I mean. He does share some

(Cont.) of their qualities, but given the choice his sense of honor is more about winning at all costs than hard-work, and don't even start him on cooperation. Which brings us to Gryffindor and Slytherin, the more obvious choices. Now I hate to say it, but honestly Vegeta is probably a Slytherin. I hate to say because of the cliche Slytherin bad guy thing

(Cont.) but like, Vegeta and Goku make the ideal Slytherin/Gryffindor pair. Vegeta has the ambition, the ruthlessness, the cunning, the dignity, the sense of familial honor and pride. Him and Goku are so similar and yet so different in that very Gryffindor/Slytherin way. I have to say that Vegeta is a Slytherin.

16. A tattoo of his dick and balls rendered in hyper-realistic detail and probably slightly larger than life-size. I'm not gonna explain this one but it works on every level.

18. He's a fucking minmaxer to the end with all the best EVs and IVs and HPs and I don't fucking know all that special Pokemon shit I never paid attention to it but like. Vegeta does. He's a not a six Arceus motherfucker though alright his team is built according to strict tournament rules for maximum fucking damage. Carefully selected. Again, I have no

(Cont.) fucking idea what that team actually looks like, but he's got it.

19. An interesting question. What would Vegeta tell his younger self? He'd tell him that Freeza destroyed their planet I assume, and also some secrets on how to achieve Super Saiyan. Strategic information on weaknesses of his future enemies.All business really. Very little life advice if any. Nothing that Vegeta (or at least, my present Vegeta) really sees

(Cont.) himself as needing.

20. Something powerful, obviously, but also ranged. Definitely not a support class, but believe it or not Vegeta would absolutely take a magical class for greater future power. Some sort of offensive magic-user, a warlock or some shit. Ranged could also seem odd to some but it very much fits with how he fights. A ranged magic user with some self-defense is

(Cont.) perfect for him.

25. Greatest Strength is obviously his GREAT STRENGTH. Other than that, I'd say tenacity but that's very much a Saiyan thing. Even then, though, Vegeta's experienced more pain than most. Than pretty much anyone really. He's been beaten to death and died laughing. I guess in the end his greatest strength is that. The ability to spit in his opponents face

(Cont.) while they're holding his still-beating heart in front of him and mean it. He lives on spite and his own sense of self. Greatest Weakness is probably his arrogance and narcissism. It fucks him more than once. It fucks everyone more than once. Fucks the whole world. From toying with Goku to trying to 1v1 Freeza to letting Cell achieve perfect form to

(Cont.) awakening Buu. Vegeta fucks shit up by being a self-centered prick in every arc. Greatest Fear is easy. He's afraid of being weak. Of losing. Of being second place. Scares the shit out of him.

I feel like I understand Vegeta as a character 90% better now

5, 14, 17?

5/14. Vegeta has lived in space for essentially his entire life. His home planet was destroyed at 5. He spent the next 25 years moving from base to base on spaceships. He spent significant amounts of time

asleep in transit, mostly on pods, and has been to more planets than he remembers. Most of those planets he purged. He had only two companions for most of this, one of whom died on earth and the second of which

Vegeta killed personally. Everyone else he knew made it a point to beat the shit out of him every chance they got, and he killed them all personally on Namek, one by one.

His favorite place is asleep and his favorite season is warm, dry, and gone in under a day. He doesn't stay anywhere long enough to really have an opinion.

17. He doesn't lie unless he has a good reason to, but he doesn't really have any problems with it. He generally won't go with lying when he could just as easily (or probably a bit less easily) fight his way out of the situation. He won't lie to someone just because, even to be mean. He'll usually just use the truth for that. So surprisingly, that puts him

fairly high up on the honesty scale I think.