free me

Realistic AC (TM)

I just kind of sit here and wheeze over 1:1 and artifacts like fuck. I never do anything.

kotoshirou is Reasonably Active At All Times and has a mana source now so i'm like

i mean he could really have just gone and hunted every day but that would be, such a high number, maybe not,

otoh he is also probably going to hoard a few too just b/c

hoard the ones that can sustain him/avenger

also not unrealistic that he would have a high number of artifacts, this man collected 3 Extra artifacts for summoning semiramis Just In Case the church didn't give him a semiramis artifact so like

... lmf

Need that toxic wife

he needed that toxic wife so bad he whaled so hard for her

okok i'm going to sleep soon but braiv

oops

brave

bravechain do you want to do a thing with dragon hunting

either a log of going out to Get Dragon or like

dragon now

GOD i wanna touch shirou more too

come 2

me

OK i decided on what would be a Realistic AC (TM)

I'LL MAKE A NEW TOPLEVEL LATER i haven't since valentine's shit

I gotta put gale in a pile of comfort dragons anyway

oh i didnot know you put gale out for valentines

i should tag ur valentines

unless u just wanna do a new thing

YOU COULD!! i did red string thing

Mostly bc gale would absolutely not buy chocolates for himself and doesn't know anything about valentine's for gift giving

there if u want

15 artifacts per month

I COULD

BUT IS THAT TOO MUCH? AM I BEING BAD,

i decided that 1) he's more focused on getting money than he is getting tribute and 2) he has other things he needs to do besides getting tribute so he's probably more likely to go artifact hunting on mon/wed/fri just bc events this and last month have fallen nicely to nearly fit that

which means he has 8 but he also bought 2, but he's keeping 2 and selling one,

victorisham relevant to some ??? degree??? avenger has to follow his schedule now----

Designated Sex Days

absolutely how you keep a relationship

jiggypepper: i will touch after chores

oh jesus

anyway this is more how artifact hunting is going on this month probably just bc events and stuff but things later on this month can be shuffled around or whatnot to fit in character

Probably, These Are The Days He Went,

next month could be entirely different and tbh he's only going this much bc sinne being a Baby

smh

next month: time to collect and hoard artifacts

puts them under jeanne's dragon

hi aj

Sex days

designated

not that he cares particularly to keep to A Certain Schedule but he doesn't care to have sex without blocking out portions of time and then nothing gets done if it's all the time so

it's entirely possible and also likely that he hasn't and doesn't tell avenger either

sees avenger on the bed mumbles today is fine

what? oh nothing

Njnbkb

what is communication

on that subject relatedly he has to tell.... dantes.... about rin but

i think you are going Too Deep

but that's okay

at what point does "a teenage girl wrangled me, a Servant, forcibly into a contract" 1) stop being embarrassing and 2) become relevant to the conversation

i just always say 15 for rin bc no one checks it/she's in the ruins a lot, she is a good girl

dantes is already learning about their contract

plus she's gonna harass dantes too

nasuporn: i know,,,,

i have a list of vegetables he's currently growing right now

i just decided to do this at like 6AM

I SAW I'M POPCORNING IT

which is also why i was thinking abt it

kotomine shirou surprisingly an asshole

big asshole

90% he isn't even trying to hide things or anything he just doesn't think to tell dantes bc

1) this is a business ???? relationship ?????????? what does it matter what i do on my free time and
2) even if we were closer why would i tell people who are close to me things

why would i divulge any information whatsoever if not to use you with that informati

it's funny bc he's intellectually Aware of dantes actually being a decent person but now he has to apply it to himself personally

what do you mean you were concerned

it's funny bc he's not a decent pers

laughs

can rin bake him cookies or make him food or smthn

to be like "for my servant"

"feel better and recover your mana" etc

she can but he's not telling her that he has mana shortage issues

because he's bad

speaking of being bad

another reason why he hasn't told dantes about rin is because he doesn't actually view the contract as like a thing

i forgot i was in LR but i would def do things with you tho maybe later in the week...

it is not noteworthy as anything more than an addendum or a sticky note on the fridge because rin matters very little to him and he hasn't really acknowledged her as a person so much as a circumstance

not really even a Problem

so much as like

a mole

like oh i guess i have one now. if it gets worse i guess I'll go to a doctor

but it literally doesn't matter so like

god.....

she will help him get rich

as of this moment it isn't an issue and if it doesn't go away on its own that's fine but if it gets bigger then it's time to cut it out

and if dantes were to ever bring up contracting with a god he'd just be like OK I'll be the master and if dantes Insists on being master he'll just break it off with rin

without like informing dantes that relationship was even a thing in the first place

so like 0 relevancy to dantes business at all whatsoever

nasuporn: im sorry he's bad. make money off of him

BraveChain: ya that's cool with me!!

i think there are only three people he actually views as like

really relevant to him

who he wouldn't immediately excise if became a problem

and that's avengers and ruler

and the avengers are out of necessity bc they serve ritsuka

so as long as they continue to serve ritsuka he will keep them

ruler bc 1) he's a threat and 2) kotoshirou is indebted to him

but even then he doesn't actually trust them beyond certain circumstances

dantes is actually a little embarrassing bc he realized that his kneejerk reaction to him having a situation was tell dantes abt it like pls he is a grown man,

at some point i want to play with a trust compulsion thing bc even if he's compelled to trust he will wig out over it

he's like [ slight lowkey wigout over having a single trust for dantes ] so

whispers i can't believe i kotomine shirou prefer to sleep with someone else in the bed am i 10 years old

it's not like i have had virtually any human companionship besides assassin of red for like 65 years

time for spankings

Ok Rin

tbh he

takes that attitude to rin for everything

the like

I Am Not Bothered Because I Am Indulging A Child sort of

attitude

she is a threat in that she is a human magus who has successfully wrangled him into a contract but he presumes when she's not under effects she is easier to manipulate

so let me amend that rin is not relevant to him unless she is under effects, in which case, she is a threat

i like how rin can still rampage on him

Shi rou

bad. bad

bad shirous

on the topic of money he wants to make money but he doesn't want to keep it so

burns through it all,