Week Six, Investigation is up! But, ah. One quick thing.
This is going to get a little funky since there's a crime scene literally outside the hotel door
....
....
WHOLE ASSING IT AS ALWAYS
...of course there is.
So! I need one person to go first and then we can go from there.
...............
oh boy
i dreamed a dream.....
/settles in
the fuck.
WHO WILL BE OUR NOBLE SACRIFICE
opens this knowing damn well i have no business keeping an eye on this while at work on the phones
i cannot believe
Honestly the crime scenes sort of... trail right after each other, they aren't that wide spread.
wtf already
oh my god
IM SCARED
fucking
......
plural....
CORPSE BREADCRUMBS
So, this will be a short investigation since you can sort of stumble into one after another.
FOLLOW THE CRIME SCENE TRAIL
HOW BADLY DID WE WHOLE ASS IT
.....
Nobody's even trying to hide it anymore.
oh my god.
whoever it is who finds it please tell me they trip over the body
cannot even
who do i have to fight in the gy
let's send shinnosuke
where's shinnosuke to trip over it
time for shinnosuke to do his thing
I'm imagining just bodies dumped along main street.
VIBRATES
i'm screaming
Like the yellow brick road, but coprses.
*corpses
god i cant believe people just arent bothering to hide bodies anymore
WELL
SOMEONE GO SO WE KNOW WHO IT IS
AND THEN WE CAN LEAPFROG OVER IT
I'LL VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE...
welp
GO MILLA
milla hasn't tripped over a body yet
go milla go
i dont think i have to say where jason is heading after the front door corpse 
well it's not like i can put MULTIPLE OF YOUR OWN is gone
ARE GONE
LMFSJD
just put up "you guys fucked up again"
YEAH DO WE NEED SOMEONE TO GO TO THE STOCKS
NOCT AND JASON TEAM UP
to cry
and puke most likely
icky
whispered between sobs
oh
percy!
can percy go to the clinic
uh
u m
I....guess.....
squee
thank you
s...que.......
Squee I need to hit you for a thing really quick before I do that
but then yeah 
okay milla has been offered as tribute and.... percy....
s a m e
squints
yeah bc squee is a fuckin demon
and targets people
"hey go here nothing bad will happen"
i do target people, it's true
no.
is
xion dead in the clinic
i'm like that teacher who calls people to the front of the class when i know they haven't done their homework
HAHAHAHAHA
LMFAO
SHIT
preps self to write a god-awful top-level I guess
ASJPDFOIJA
SQUEE HAHA
god
HAHAHA SQUEE
gets popcorn
OKAY WHERE DO WE NEED TO GO...
im ready to leapfrog over the front door corpse assuming
it isn't damian 
i feel Fear
YEAH
squee you want me just to toplevel after somebody else goes first then?
sorry I just got back to my desk
WHO'S GOING TO GO WITH MILLA.....AND SUFFER
!
good question
TIME FOR MILLA TO TRIP OVER A CORPSE
LITERALLY
i worry about everyone not in this post tbh
at least we know milla is alive!!!!
i think we're waiting for the hotel corpse
she tries
and then we're all running in screaming
fingerguns
BLESS MILLA
JAPOSDIJF
okay there we go
UHHHH
UM????
UM....
UMMMM
uhhh
IM
im concerned
AFRAID
time to slam in and silently shriek??? i guess
oh boy
I ASSUME PERCY SHOULD GO WITH MILLA THEN
AND DIE???
now others can go just they have to walk around that first
and percy is at the stocks so
jfc
they can just meet there
did someone get fuckin tortured
good question
i want papika to find a thing
do we need a top level for the stocks then or nay?
SQUEE IS VICIOUS
...
no!!! francy let me mess up papika some more
I just top-leveled the clinic, Francy come with me ig
omfg
well that's implying the clinic is the only thing!!!
... 
!?
!?
SQUEE???
SQUEE.
screech
tell me where to go
yeah let...me know if I need to fix my thing or not squee :x
UH TY do you mind if milla meets up with percy at the clinic if papika doesn't go there?
bonfire or check the unnamed building porches
since she would. follow the trail
percy and milla can do the clinic
that's fine styx if francy isn't sending papika with him
I'll.... send her to the porches
porches 
plz survive papika
PORCHES...
go to #3, that sounds good
don't facesquish emote about the porches
i feel fear
porches....
i have a few concerns
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
if you want!
WE MIGHT AS WELL CONFIRM SCHRODINGER'S DAMIAN
omg I'm nervoys
nervous...
im sure everything is okay
and someone just spilled a lot of halloween blood
everywhere
okay so percy + milla, jason + noct, and who's with papika
and who is heading for the bonfire
xion?
or natalie...
ASSUMING THEY'RE ALIVE
i come back to 200 comments at 15 after slow down
shakes pip and eli tbh
AHAHAHAHA
HI ANNA
slow the murder
HAHA ANNA
both eli and pip are busy rn iirc
uhhhhhh
"busy"
SOMEWHAT
i'll do papika solo it's fine!
I HATE YOU TWO????
IF THEYRE DEAD
BUSY
guys
guys calm down
IM GOING TO REACH THROUGH MY SCREEN AND PUNCH Y'ALL
look
do i need to double up for the bonfire
listen
I'M TRYING TO ORGANIZE
AND KYUU KEEPS YELLING INSTEAD
how many people do we have ALIVE
kyuu is always yelling
look i'm just concerned 
well if you're so concerned give me answers
BUT YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS
okay i will sit down and vibrate gently
alright we'll do the bonfire after i take care of these i suppose 
who's around that can go...
i don't know who
YEAH CAL.
LOOKS?
don't make me send will, y'all
i don't want to tag myself
LAUGHS
how many of us are even left tho
ok papika is there
there are very little of us left so
it's okay i think?
squints at pip
pip i will kill you
say eli
who has also been Busy
says**
dont emote at me kyuu
go barndad go
just vibrates casually ig STYX should we leave it there for squee to tag?
barndad confirmed alive jfc
ALSO TY yeah that sounds good!
... jfc was not the acronym i meant to use
okay clinic there you go
sparkles
SCREAMS.
oh
but his leg
....oh okay...
it's caught in a bear trap
SPARKLES HARDER
LMAO BEAR TRAP
fuck you kia i laughed
IM GOING TO KICK ELI'S ASS
You're welcome
and thank god damian is safe
smiles at kyuu
cries
I HATE YOU ELI????
WOW???
pip says
THIS RUDENESS
as if xion is probably Not Dead
small black mass
extra crispy???
Russell had to leave behind a legacy
p i p
......a familiar boy
WHO
....
FUCK WHAT IF IT'S SHINNOSUKE
SHINNOSUKE AND XION FOR DEDA
screams
...WHAT?!
Oh my God
[ORIGINAL] Parrot Sings Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
holy shit
now if kyuu would stop yelling and let me give you guys the information you could find that out for yourself
oh my god
i feel like bad end is coming...........
no only good ends
but where is Ash, the most precious child of all
being unhelpful probably
we whole assed it
.... DR DAD!!!!
................. HANNIBAL
UM
WHAT DID NATALIE DO
can we feed him to will
i feel like that's the right thing to do
NATALIE????????
oh. fuck.
FUCK
oh welp
francy 💘
will
is going to bad end us all
Kia
is
will gonna out another murderer
mooooved
will
would eat hannibal, yeah
i'm sorry that i have to bring these facts to the table but
he would
now they are one
Actual Cannibal Will LeBouef
excuse you will lecter, they are married for a reason
god why did i type that with my own two hands
LMFAO SQUEE...
I KNEW IT
s...quee............
also "bring these facts to the table"
heheh heheheheh heh
STOP!!!
HAHAHA
bye Xion
XION
MINION........
..................
pip im going to kill you
XION??????
wow
AND YOU KILLED SARA'S BRAT CHILD
BITCH WHO DID IT
oh man
...............
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE LEFT NOW... 11??
okay that's it
time to kill jan too ig
SHINNOSUKE
fuck
no other bodies that need to be found? i can throw ash in if needed
calm down, shinnosuke excuse you
nope!
coo...
look just let a person shoot you
.....holy shit.
stares at literally EVERYONE in this goddamn plurk.
whispers "why"
can't wait to fight all of you in the graveyard tho
yep
hey squee there's nothing else in the clinic thread or?
like can styx and I keep going?
but high-fives pip
how many will die during trials
stop high fiving hdu
i'm gonna tag in in a second ty!
"ONLY THREE BODIES"
yeah that's it! there's not a lot of evidence (as if there ever is) this week so
okay! thanks eli that I think was what I was checking
we went down from 14 to 11.......
not......as bad as expected?
just kill two more people and you hit single digits!
we've still got a trial to whole ass
courtney??? stop???
um. yikes.
the goal is to stay in double digits this week we can do it
ALSO SOMEONE TAKE SEI'S SWORD shinnosuke was holding onto it unless something happened to it--
who that isnt dead would want seis sword
who knows how to use a sword
raises hand
give it to someone who will make good use of it
PERCY give it to percy
yeah. yeah laughs grossly this is gonna be a fun weekend
they couldn't spar together but he can stab someone- i mean defend himself with her sword
raises hand also
but dont give it to damian he doesnt need a sword of all things
damian you're ten sit down
LOOK
FUCK YOU!!!
no
damian you're not going to use it sit down
percy weren't you like ten when you got riptide
STOP
pluto 
so is someone going to announce the body
bodies
mooooved
is
someone going to let will graham know his cannibal is dead
no, everyone's going back to bed
cover will's ears and announce the bodies
no
what do you mean???
osaijfp
dr lecter is fine
someone stand him up
and wave his arms from behind
weekend at hannibal's
I COME BACK AND XION AND SHINNOSUKE ARE FUCKING DEAD
BRUH!!!
on the bright side we're almost definitely gonna actually catch a killer this weekend because will graham is gonna call a motherfucker out
or impale a motherfucker with a shovel himself, either way
omfgomsdgofds
hahahaha
shut up he was 12 and also yells sadly
NO BUT SERIOUSLY please someone put up the announcement
because i have a thing to share after
NO
...who's around TO share.
Kia
will
is also dead huh
not a mod thing more just hannibal being an asshole
post-death asshole
barnham should share
stop gaslighting will from beyond the grave hannibal
why is everyone making cal do everything today
o...h..........
until hes DEAD
hannibal
SUFFERING WITHOUT LIMITS
i hope it's a sign saying BY THE WAY YOU ATE ANNABETH or something
Wow, I seriously thought that Xion was going to reach endgame after everything she went through
Welp!
....
shut up sib 
LEAVE ME ALONE omg
also styx do you want to send milla to mention dr lecter or percy or is squee doing the thing somehow
Im Afraid of what's happening and everyone is awful 
i got no interference here
y'all can do the thing
i sent milla whups, but if you wanted percy to do it i can easily delete o/!
oh wait nvm milla is there I should learn to refresh first 
no he's probably still with natalie in the clinic tbh
HAHA okay we good!
okay so uh
mooooved
will
might go to the clinic
if that's good with you guys
...dad....please have mercy....
uh
have mercy....
I'm...fine...with that....if eli is...
look he's gotta see the scene
this is foreboding
HE'S NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING
just be really creepy for a moment
come forth dog-dad
I just spit my drink
i'm cool with it squee!!
where can i jump in O:
lemme write a closer to write milla out then ig
can i just go now
oh okay i'll wait for percy
and then dad can come in
and then go then
if that's good with you and eli and styx
works for me!
milla will eventually be bringing jason to the clinic
but that can be after will does his thing
i'm swamped at work rn so just ping me when you need me to tag again?
or you can assume she just fell asleep again bc reasons
that's fair, percy's probably just throwing his hands in the air with bandages and screaming at apollo in his head so
lets go squee
why must these things happen
because Squee
i'm writing my tag now and then y'all will be free of will for a bit
for a bit
i feel fear
why would anyone
be concerned
about will!!!
:\ weird tbh
"Just as the worshiper feels close to Christ in the Eucharist, I will eat in memory of you." will
ﾃﾞﾐｭ★
is
will going to be ok
will
...will...
w i l l
that's totally fine
he's fine
we all thought polite vore man was our concern
but we never considered
HAHAHAHA WILL
angry vore man
y'all. we fucked up
mars.
will
.....
you didn't
Can't wait to see what unfortunate soul will be voted in the trial
And make the population a round 10!
wait no. 
the dog emote im dying
you say that as if we'd stop at one
we're going to whole ass it by tying
...hoh, that wouldn't be surprising
also just in case
squee idk if there's anything else but just in case rin is heading back to look at where dummy died
oh my god hannibal
thanks
nope!
i put what's there in the thread already
keeps staring at will in concern
look let him rest
