Week Six, Trial is now live!
After a series of me fucking up the initial comments holy shit
Good luck and god bless, you remaining live citizens.
I'm dubious
... well then
........ ah
smiles
i hate eli
rude kyuu
that's a tall order
"are they still alive" "eh" damn it squee i laughed
:')
fcgyg cries
THANKS HAL
okay but what if jason spits on his wood carving
Hal the best murderhost
HERE'S SOME SPIT FOR YOUR TEETH
that would be rude
his existence is rude tho
have fun 
GO AWAY CHRISTY 
WAKES UP LATE
HELLO TY
WE'RE SUFFERING
go noct, be the hero we all need
screams a lot
settles in to popcorn
joins kia
oh my god
just end my suffering
the graveyard popcorning at us makes me nervous 
are you here to watch us fail again
well, we have to participate somehow!
We're just here for the show!
However it may go...
I hope Will walks in with a necklace made from Natalie's teeth
s t o p
SCREAMS
do you want jason and percy to strangle him with it
only if that's the execution!!
youre assuming they have enough chill left for that
KIA........
i think this group has no chill left
except for like
rin
HAHAHAHA
All the chill is dead.
okay guys don't kill Rin, then
if my math is correct we have like
9 people
in this room dont we
yes
Yup. That was my count.
jesus christ
yep
jason percy milla noctis rin damian barnham ash papika.
that's it. that's our list.
I hope Will is at least alive because there's no one else I want dead
SAVAGE KIA
maybe will walks in late
with a nice drumstick
HIS HUSBAND IS DEAD HE MUST BE SO LONELY
crispy fried
"what up"
maybe okabe will suddenly walk in
KYUU STOP
YOU EARNED THIS ELI
Im glad we're off to such a great start
KIA HAHA
My shippy heart demands his death
gosh!!
i mean
i feel you, kia
...kia you're my favorite
Pfff
I'm glad at least some of you accept me!!
kia 
The reuniting of ships in death is an important thing! 
YES, EXACTLY
we have two couples and harem up in this gy
Clearly we need to complete the sets.
this game is very shippy despite the lack of chill
you always get at least one ship out of murdergames
Yeah ngl, I was not expecting to come out of this with a ship.
#tikirobogoals
Whoops.
god that was cute... lust was cute
do you think you were spared, Aly
how's that gf, noct?
yeah aly
shipping in murdergames is a mistake
what about your gay robot boyfriend noct
Lust will deny she does anything ever that can be called 'cute', but yeah, it was.
NATALIE AND JASON MEAN A LOT TO ME TOO
it's a mistake but so is us in murdergames
natalie and jason will be fine
squints
stares at the ships in this game
pats them all on the head
natalie and jason are doing great
pats Percy on the head...
take good care of annabeth for him, gy
also
ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
is
it too early to look at the bodies? and would anybody like to come with percy to do so
I ask, as if we have an abundance of living people left
its never too early
bad
we're lost
or they're lost because i'm dead
twirls...off...to look at bodies ig
help them barnham
barnham we need you
you can look at the bodies!
SHE WAS TIRED 
i knew there was body rights this trial so i didn't say everything in the investigation
milla, people are gonna get hungry like that
smh
nooooooo
she has failed her duty as trial snack provider...
go search the bodies 
I love this trial can be summed up with
"We're Tired JFC"
"We're Tired JFC"
when you go from 40 people to 9 in six weeks...
comes in 15 minutes late with starbucks
what have i mis-- oh
turns back around and leaves
let's take bets on how long tikirobo will last
hi francy
oh I hit the body thread who is coming with me
FRANCY COME BACK
all i saw was "40 people to 9" and i'm just
?!?!?!
I HAVENT EVEN OPENED THE TRIAL POST YET HOW ARE WE AT 9
alternatively: jason can come with percy if no one else can 
two peeps are Mia!
mars.
will
and natalie are currently Schrodinger's alive rn SO... YOU KNOW
schrodinger's victims
i say schrodinger's alive but really they're both schrodinger's cats
well i guess there goes our dreams of actually making it to week 7 with double digits
excuse you
jason come with him while the adults actually ask productive questions
mooooved
will
graham is a dog
LMFA
HAHA
goddamnit will
GOD
gotta protect his canine reputation
BUT ALRIGHT TY
oh that reminds me, i forgot to mention
winston is at the trial!
he's politely sitting in the corner, waiting for will
....
...
...
a Good Dog
my mind immediately went to fry's dog....
silent screaming
wtf squee stop
this is when i mention that time when will was locked in the asylum in canon
and winston was being taken care of by another character
but he kept breaking out and running away back to will's house
and waiting for him on the porch 
STOP
SOBS
....WINSTON 
im catching up on the comments and i love how all of them are just people going
"this is super fucked up"
no please save the poor dog
you know, we should have expected whole ass to be like this. DOGS IN MEDIA DAMMIT. THEY BRING SAD AND PEOPLE BROUGHT LOTSA DOGS
also good news everyone: after six weeks, papika finally has shoes
congrats papika
hannibal was the mvp
rest in pieces
see, he did something good in the end
he did good the entire time???
he was the kindest most pure and sweet character in whole ass??
exactly
don't you know!! deputies are supposed to help
truly???
what did the deputy role do tho
it's those nasty bounties you have to look out for
looks at shinnosuke, our dead bounty
and cries
don't worry guys your bounty is dying in the Gy or smth
squints
...... and yeah I WONDER WHO TACKLED HIM TO THE GROUND
look it's an affectionate gesture!
... it's better than getting dropkicked
everyone in this trial is so tired they should set aside an hour to just all nap
Whole Ass is So Done.
HEY, SOMETIMES A LITTLE SLEEP CAN AWAKEN NEW IDEAS!
and then Hal pulls out a jackhammer
hal: 
XION AND I WEREN'T CLOSE STOP SPREADING SLANDER ABOUT ME 
shinnosuke cries from the gy
shinnosuke cries from the gy
stop denying the friendship
SHIT THANK YOU
the entire trial is just them talking about what good friends shinnosuke and xion seemed while shinnosuke just dies in the gy
fixxxxed
HAHAHAHAHA
shinnosuke's real cause of death
i mean, theyre such good friends they died together
a blood pact
shinnosuke's last note wtf stop
... SHINNOSUKE
JAN 
CAN YOU NOT
what the fuck
also wtf at yuna's bookmark getting ripped apart
read his notes out loud, maybe you'll guilt the killer into confessing
time for percy to do it
SHINNOSUKE.....
jason is tongue tied
JAN WHAT IF I STRANGLE YOU
...yeah he will read stuff out loud, I forgot he has something else to read out loud, too
WOW WHAT DID I DO
read it out loud so everyone can be tired AND sad
more tired and sad than we already are
makes everybody depressed tbh
as though people weren't alreayd sad over shinnosuke
shinnosuke
wow what a siscon
bans kia
you already banned me!!
i unbanned you just to ban you again
.... wow that's sweet of you I think
slides in late... what's going on
why did you kill them, Ash!!
he's a huge siscon, it's true 
he's going to die if you read that note though DON'T READ HIS MUSHY NOTES TO HIS PSEUDO-DEAD SISTER
he's going to die if you read that note though DON'T READ HIS MUSHY NOTES TO HIS PSEUDO-DEAD SISTER
ash has never done anything wrong in his life
well he is in the right place to die at least
dlfgjkfdlgdfg
cries
sisconnosuke...
shhhhh
also this is written in shinnosuke's rulebook, jason can probably read it it's nothing important but you know
it's nothing important but you know
shinnosuke you edgelord
....LAUGHS
damn and we've been calling noct the hot topic one all this time
it's mean but since the artist for shinnosuke's canon did blazblue, i thought it was edgelordy for a while...
(i love blazblue BUT...)
he is very edgelordy pip can attest because i made her read the scene but he gets edgy and philosophical over karaoke that he was dragged to
pip can attest because i made her read the scene but he gets edgy and philosophical over karaoke that he was dragged to
I SAW THAT...
no chill
...edgelord sandwich with idiot bread
a sandwich is based off the filling
shinnosuke
also are we doing strip searches or just...rin.......
i cant believe there are only 9 idiots in this room
i think everyone's too tired and sad aside from rin
which is hilarious wtf is wrong with rin
rin getting naked byherself
It's not a Whole Ass trial unless there's some sort of nudity.
... it's a room of tired teenagers and ash, i realized
and barnham
crying
the only adults we have left are
Wow
barnham, milla and noct
and barnham
rin was just??? really excited to get naked???
ash doesnt count because he's a toddler
WOW
LMAO
rin, people are dead
ash is a big grown up man
now when nobody else does she's going to scream
LAUGHS POOR RIN
i mean if it makes rin feel better ash technically isn't wearing clothes
what if they all just nap in a pile
i just live to embarrass her... sorry rin
POOR RIN INDEED
wait for death to come
thanks... ash...
"shouldn't we strip search?" "well okay you can go first" "okay" rin is the only one searched
I like the idea of a nap pile...
HAHAHAHA
rin wants someone to kill her next week just so she doesn't have to suffer anymore
HAHAHA
no this is good
you saw that as if we'll survive this week
yeah ig....we can.............
everyone just does the sad shuffle
everyone strips just to make rin feel better
if you strip, you survive
Hey, sometimes it works! Kind of...
it's like
two murders are gunshot wounds and the only one who got in a fight is natalie who is missing
but yes, let's strip
it makes us feel better
they dont even look for evidence they just want her to not feel bad
LMFAO
i mean
LMAO
crying
if their survival depends on stripping
they might as well keep their clothes on
let death set them free
LOOK NATALIE GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH SOMEBODY!!!!!!
natalie
she fought her will to live
dont judge her
she definitely fought some sort of will
squee stop
LMFAOTJKMDF
SQUEE
aopisdjfpoad
ajdbsn
SQUEE....
/rimshot
SQUEE
petition to ban squee from her own game
LAUGHS GOD
HAHAHA
SLAMS FACE ON DESK
that was a good one
OH............
SQUEE WHY
i cant believe you
it's what gets me up in the morning
anyway there goes her chill
also hannibal's taking a moment bc christy's fucking with y'all again so
oh my god
oh dear
christy!!!!
christy???
christy enjoys watching us squirm
CHRISTY....
STOP
hannibal is already dead let us rest
no
why
im getting caught up and listen rin is doing her best
also i have every intention of fighting jan over this bookmark shit tbh
rude
rip...
milla is ruthless
SHE IS DESPERATE
hannibal 
hannibal
gunshots...........
goddamnit hannibal....
did......the same person who killed xion and shinnosuke do this too...............
rope burn 
christy wtf
.....
oh my goddddd
he just wanted to give you guys a hint! gosh
i step away to drive to work and come back to this shit
LMFAO I LOVE HANNIBAL
I LOVE HOW HE THROWS SHADE EVEN IN DEATH
i mean he's not wrong
this is why will is always tired
also like damn hannibal....you havent caught any killers either.....
HAHA
are you sure
winks
also who is actually left in the room at this point... ash, noct, milla, percy, jason, rin, papika, barnham... who am i forgetting
damian
OH YEAH damian
just a bunch of tired assholes
waiting for death
oh someone asked in the plurk above, but if you want to know the deputy's duties just ask the sheriff icly
wow percy just steal all of his stuff why don't you
might as well take his shoes too who shares his size
someone who isn't ready to strangle hal should ask
what each of those roles does i think
... how many people do we have left who won't strangle hal
....not many
maybe barnham?
and papika
papika can go ask
what
oh
this is why papika is the fave
we're thriving
i have to duck out for a bit and go to town o/
GOOD LUCK, ASSES
SORRY I HAD TO
RUN AROUND WORK....
unexpectedly
no i got it
I'M BACK AT MY DESK NOW
some lady did not understand directions so i had to personally escort her somewhere
that lady was me
i was excited to finally explain this completely
FREEDOM
FINALLY!!!
hannibal "glorified sheriff's assistant" lecter
popcorns
hannibal
what if we kick hannibal's body off the chair
he had the best honeymoon ever
thanks guys
LAUGHS
do you want will to see that
what a perfect role for hannibal
hannibal I swear to god.
these past few weeks we all kept talking about dr dad
about how hannibal was the most upstanding citizen
christy has been laughing at us from behind closed doors
we fucked up
thanks for putting nothing but teens in the stocks???
rude vore man
well
tbh
well is he rude or is the teens that were rude
it had nothing to do with the fact that they were teens
it was the whole ass thing right
wait until you find out the stocks reasoning on unlock 
oh my god
look he doesn't judge based on age
just whether you're a moron or not
i'm laughing
though the rudeness gave it away that it was hannibal by like week 4 WHO ELSE WOULD THROW PEOPLE UNDER THE BUS FOR BEING RUDE............
yeah it
wasn't that either
laughs i do know why he did it
do you
but hannibal was my first guess from weeks ago for that
i assure you those reasons are some grade a bullshit
it was
pettiness wasnt it
petty vore man
hannibal being a petty little pearl clutching vore man
we offended his vore man sensibilities
i mean
if jason actually got put in the stocks for naming the town whole ass
we whole ass'd it too much
im going to laugh
nvm papika is going to fist fight the sheriff
this is what shinnosuke gets for supporting you jason
look papika don't get mad at all this tea he's spilling
no one needs to know
stop
sldkfjsldf pip
I believe in each and every one of you (even you, Ash.)
xion!!!!!
adds a thing
I also added about shinnoodle knowing that a role was shoving people in the stocks as of week 3
THANKS XION...
should i do a toplevel of papika sharing what the sheriff said esp with the note that they have to play until there's one person left alive now
shouldn't have killed hannibal, killer!!
actually ty i think that was announced in the week 3 trial 
lemme check
yeah nisha asked about the stocks in week 3 trial
oh oops
well then ignore that I couldn't remember
THERE'S A LOT TO REMEMBER
punches this game?!
...also yes plz francy
ok will write one out
since it was brought up in percy's tag
claptrap do all the gunshot wounds on xion, hannibal and shinnosuke look like they were made by the same kind of gun?
like....this pistol everyone was given ig or did someone look the gunsmith for other stuff to play with
or did someone look the gunsmith for other stuff to play with
the** not this
uhhh
they were both pistols
all three?
or not both but like, all of them were pistols
GOT CHA
thank you
thank you francy! 
thanks francy!
Also, the Sheriff is stupid. laughs
no.
is
she wrong
Sara is so proud of her
PAPIKA
i love it
...well Percy's was eaten by a coyote, so. i will never not laugh at this
this stupid game.
this stupid kid for never getting a new gun, actually
the gun coyote is our true culprit
coyotes in people suits, I'm telling you
im awake hows the trial yall
lots of doxxing except the kind we actually need right now
omg
also XION AND I AREN'T CLOSE!! shinnosuke continues to yell from the gy probably
while holding xion's hand
i'm going out to go buy cupcakes... if anyone needs ash for something pm me because my notifs on plurk are delayed by several hours to several days 
I. that is an excellent use of time Sib, Im so glad...
nooooooooooo
shinnosuke is afraid of cooties
i just saw chane's comment to the sheriff get out
god everyone is so dead inside i'm laughing
i know
i imagine everyone is just
sluggishly discussing things
with like
long periods of silence
y e a h
they're fine
I want them all just to be like laying on the floor
staring at the ceiling and praying for death
jason is sitting on the floor tbh
with no food so they're all hungry and their stomachs start growling
everyone is on the floor except ash
YEAH
remember in the beginning when they had energy and did demonstrations of how people could have possibly been murdered
they were so sure they could solve murders
they were so innocent and full of life
now it's just "i guess......................people are dead.........."
people are dead.... what now...
we whole assked it
HAHAH
do we want to do tired, soulless strip searches though
also yeah percy's on the floor probably sadly staring at winston
because a sad dog is sad
percy and jason brought up that shinnosuke might have fought back but
winston
makes me sad
same
WAITING FOR HIS DOG-DAD....
i think that makes rin stripping all by herself that much funnier tbh
if he comes back
also yeah like. the knife was there
yeah
there was a knife there so
but the bodies didn't have any stab wounds so it's like what was the knife doing
we might as well make sure?
if nothing else
I MEAN. THEY CAN DO A STRIP SEARCH it'll give them. something to do
YEAH.....
everyone sprawled out on the floor and rin just
they start playing eye spy and charades
if it's okay for me to say the knife did not have any blood or sei's sword that he was holding
or sei's sword that he was holding
i spy?
but yeah go and strip
HAHAHAHA
okay but maybe he tripped and fell onto his killer
and bruised them
i spy
with my little eye
MAYBE
something that starts with d
HAHA CAL FUCK
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHASHDAS
sldjfklfjsdf
I hate everything
pfijaspodif
i guess they're just going to stare into the abyss
until the trial ends
this is where we are now... this is our life
y e p
percy's probably playing with shinnosuke's phone
what do we do from here
bejeweled or some shit
wow percy
fair
HE DOESNT OWN A PHONE, LET HIM LIVE
read his old text messages tbh
they start shooting spitballs towards hal from a distance to see who can get closest to hitting him
look at the photos of the wanted posters and his girlfriend's charred body
maybe
apparently you cannot spit without a tongue
jason loses
the sheriff should take them to the saloon for a lunch break
LMAO
HAHAHA
he's like .......... wtf
just take them out for lunch sheriff
LMFAOJDSPAJIDSF
food??? food will help???
they dont have enough energy for this
food may help... thanks sheriff...
a field trip in the middle of a tiral cause even he can't stand seeing this
they're going to draw straws at the end
pick up the slac where milla left off
and whoever gets the shortest straw gets executed
dflkdsg
bye barnham
ash just pipes up like I'M FOR THIS PLAN
maybe someone can put up a toplevel all "so about natalie and will"
ash volunteers then
yeah.....
yeah tru
jason just
they know exactly what happened
stares into the abyss when natalie
no.
is
brought up
percy and jason are done it's fine
the elephant in the room
LIKE. THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO OPENLY TALK ABOUT IT AT SOME POINT
dont
dont talk about it
they can go to the saloon for lunch first tho
lunch break
let them die it'll be fine
yeah we need our lunch break
sheriff brings us lunchables
no but if someone wants to top level about that......they should ig............
it'll give them something to stare into the abyss about
okay if you want a lunch break i'll give you one
i really will
I WANT A LUNCH BREAK
oh my god
OH MY GOD
LMFAO SQUEE
maybe the lunch break is food hannibal left for them
im crying
THE SHERIFF STARES AT ALL THESE SAD
TIRED ASSHOLES
GOES LIKE FFS
i mean
yes
please give them food hannibal made because it'll make everything ten times better
yes to what tho
LAUGHS
the sheriff has probably carved like 20 different things because he's not getting interrupted as often as usual
the sheriff's employers just walk away like bye we're bored
This is the saddest trial ever.
we've lost all hope in life
there's nothing to discus
discuss
just let them get executed for not voting
but yes give us a lunch break and also someone else will. need to. eventually bring that thing up
yeah
preferably not within jason's hearing range
well
jason will hear
anyway
knocks jason out so he hears nothing
too bad he's mute instead of deaf
DONT KNOCK HIM OUT???
just place a rock in front of him he'll trip over it and pass out
HE'S HAD ENOUGH OF THAT FOR ONE LIFE
whole ass trial
helping
Why won't any of you talk about murder??
wow why are they being called out
im dying squirtle
YOU FUCKER
i'm laughing so hard
LET THEM GO FIND NATALIE???? GOD
IM WHEEZING
HAHAHAHA
also FUCK OFF HAL
lfkjslfsdf laughs at jason and percy being doxxed
JUST LET THEM FIND NATALIE........
can it be like elementary school where when the class has to walk places they all have to hold onto a rope
I'M CRACKING UP OMFG...
Natalie
see this is why they have to stay in the town hall now
natalie
it's fine
tie them to the town hall
with kiddie leashes
someone be a pal and bring them food
I don't want a second game where my demigod is on a kiddie leash...
the sheriff has to handcuff them
HAHAHA
s t o p
"SIT, STAY"
we're fine
are you
im glad this trial is so depressing
the sheriff took pity on them
"get back to work when you have your energy again" implying they'll have energy ever again
please tell me the gy is just like "what. what the fuck guys" right now
two hour nap
until 8pm
hannibal loves this reality tv show
personally
LMFAO HANNIBAL
IS2G
goddamnit stop
he's eating liver with chianti
while watching this mess
which is not a joke
i wonder
LMFAO HAL.......
....HAL WHAT THE FUCK
IM CHOKING
LMAO HAL
no he'll let them come with him to the saloon
LMAODJ
but he has two hands and two people to hold
DKFJDSGFS
oh my god
im fucking
SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHA
please let hal just hold jason and percy by the scruffs of their necks so they can't explore.
please
jason hurts himself a thousand times trying to punch the robot
it's payback for percy carrying damian that way like three times in a weekend
HAHAHA
but dad
you ask for too much
laughs quietly
Im glad milla and noct are basically mom and dad.
they are
complete with stern looks and everything
the best murder parents tbh
HI I'M STILL IN TOWN how many murderers did you all catch
all of them
we're going on a lunch break to the saloon
we're all dead
(that is a lie. we have caught none of them)
HAHAHA
I too wish for a lunch break
the sheriff took pity on us
this trial is depressing
we weren't talking about murder enough
this is the funniest shit
we're far too dead inside to talk about murder
oh my god
but okay i'll put up a follow up
he's going to hold percy and jason's hands ftr he will
HAHAHA
oh my god
what in the fuck.
i'm so glad
imcrying
this is happening
sobs
oh my god
im sobbing
we're a disaster
damian needs to sit down and chill too
ummm papika is going along with it
she won't ever say no to food??
that's fair
idk how she hasn't gotten poisoned yet
papika is the only one who deserves to survive
everyone else is shameful
she's trying
i cant believe any of this
omfg
omg
jesus fucking christ.
this is surreal
Wow
i'm trying really hard not to lose my shit at work
.....wow
i can't breathe oh my god
"you made me do this" - the sheriff, probably
Apparently the only way to beat previous trials was to go in the opposite direction and abandon the trial thing completely.
i'll ask make us a new plurk
also*
bless you squee
this is the best trial so far
but also yeah you're right
i just had to answer the phone while giggling over this
thanks squee
new plurk is up!