Page four, two dudes bang in the space between paragraphs. It's not outright stated but like. That's what was up.

Page 8 the artist is like, I can never display this picture of Dorian Gray because it's too gay and people will guess

End of chapter one and there's about to be a three way I can tell

Puts on reading list

aaaaah it's so good though

It is really good! Pretty short, too. It's a bit of a slower read for me because of the prose style but I'm enjoying it

yeah, I read it in a couple days

and it was a lot of: "Then they banged, I mean, it doesn't say so in the actual text, but they obviously did."

Yeah exactly. Okay I took a nap most of the morning, now let's read another chapter before work

"Would you think it awfully rude of me if I asked you do go away?" Me always

"Words! Mere words! How terrible they were!" Tru

OOH THEYRE GOING OUT TO THE GARDEN TO FUCK REFRESH THEMSELVES

reading it I could understand why his reputed last words were 'either this wallpaper goes or I do'

True! Dorian is SO EXTRA. "Youth is the only thing worth having" like chill dude. Pet a dog maybe.

Reading this I'm like no wonder they used this as evidence in his trial for sodomy

Chapter two is over and Lord Henry has ruined everyone's life

YIKES AT PAGE 35

Whoops. Just got to the point where Gray meets "the Jew" who introduces him to a girl he likes. I noped all the way outta there and don't plan to finish it