"Fine, I took the stupid thing. I was bored, it was there. Now it's gone. I mean, I read it, I spilled my beer on it, I tossed it in the trash, and then I went and got another beer." -Penny on Q's most prized possession

Alice: "Penny's not the sentimental type."
Q: "Or maybe he crafts that image. Everyone's sentimental."
Alice: "You're projecting."
Q: "You're projecting."

"Okay, I'm getting a definite circus clown vibe here." -Q going through Penny's clothes

Penny to Q:
"Stop. I'm literally becoming less cool with every work you speak."
"..You will never be a man."
"Quention, you girly fanboy piece of shit, you did it."

Oh, Penny.

I have such a love/hate/love relationship with that show but I need to come back to it.

I love this show XD

colortheory: Some episodes are so good and some are so bad/mediocre. :|