He's always trying to drink my coffee bc it has milk but I assumed he wouldn't actually like the flavor

So I gave him a bit of milk with a TINY bit of coffee in it so he'd get over it

Taste it and be like UGH and move on

Buuuuuut instead he slurped it down and started staring fixedly at the coffee machine

So apparently coffee isn't gross to cats

And I've created a monster

Obviously him liking it doesn't mean he gets any bc I'm 95% sure it's bad for him

I just wanted him to leave my coffee alone /cry

Duhn duhn duhn

Update: after one (1!!) sip of coffee he started hoping all over the house like a madman, please rescue me from my twigged out cat

Play stupid games get stupid prizes

Cats aren't supposed to love sweets either but the bastards tackle me to try to get them

my cat loves Doritos like a weirdo lol

and he tries to steal my ice cream of course

I have one that tries to eat whole chocolate bars

no do not

chocolate is bad for cats yes?

I said tries

i was telling the cat no

(for all the good that does)