parappa the rapper according to someone who just went through like 400 random screencaps for graphics purposes but have never had anything else to do with it
YO YO DOG YO
-looks smol but is a teen probably??? he can drive??? i think???
-cinnamon roll
-probably needs protected from trouble he himself causes
- sick of noodles??? noodles are evil in this i think????
-pULL UP YOUR PANTS
FLOWER POWER
-doge has a thing for her
-that friend who did nothing wrong and puts up with everyone else in the group's crap because it's like watching a trainwreck
-really likes cake???? she is shown with a lot of cakes???
-HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Two Emotions Bear
-seriously he looks tired all the time
-except in a few shots where he's smiling but in a devious way???
-enjoys your suffering
-raids everyone's fridge
-lET HIM SLEEP
-has a romantic duet with doge????? what????
COOL CAT
-the sensible one(tm)
-"SUNNYSIDE COULD BE COOL AND GROOVY IF WE TREATED EACH OTHER FAIR"
-older than the others???? idk everyone is short how did doge get a license without the condition of a booster seat
from what I recall from playing the first game you're basically spot on
-was my fav until she apparently called spaghetti fake noodles so she's dead to me now
OH GOOD
update: i watched the level 1 cutscene. i feel like i somehow understand less now