I LVOE 2B and 9s is very cute

i started on normal and BOY I GOT DESTROYED IN THE BULLET HELL PLANE INTRO oh my godddd

IM VERY BADLY HURT AND DONT HAVE....HEALING THINGS oh godddd

OH GOD I DIED AGAIN there goes that W ending

turns this game down to easy because normal is not...normal

MY GAME FROZE AND I HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN TO SAVE YET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im dying squirtle

i just learned how to slide RIGHCHCHGGFDD this is ognna be a ride

"stop calling me ma'am" HRHRHUHGHH

hOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GOLIATH BOSS IN THE INTRO

plEASE LET ME SAVE

9S IS A GOOD LAD

Wh ath teu fkcin??? this is upsetting

2B?!??!?!?!

9s/?!?!?!?!

9s!!! YOU'RE A GOOD LAD WHY DID THIS HAPPEN

wHAT THE FUCK

im.............alive?????????????? i

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 9S BACKED UP 2B'S DATA BUT NOT HIS OWN....

WHAT A GOOD KID...............A GOOD LAD....

BANGS POTS AND PANS

WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL

impureimpulse WHAHTHTHTH EHTE FUCK I WAS LIKE oh cool a boss fighT IM FUCKING DEAD, WE FUCKING DIED but then we're not??

9S is a very good lad, a good kid, the very best, a precious

please let 2B be happy

Welcome to Hell

i got the bigass sword!

i like anemone

im not complaining but why are all the battle androids ladies

there a reason for it..... the operators too

wHY IS THERE A NAKED MAN

WHY IS HERE A NAKED MAN WITH LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR

W3HATY HEFH UFEk>>>

what the fuccckkkkkk why DID A MAN CRAWL FROM THIS MAN

OMG TJERES A THEME PARK

6O is very cute.... i love her too

WHAT THE FUCKKKKK IS THIS HUGE SINGING GOLIATH THING

GHGHSFHGHFDG GAY ANDROID LADIES

IM CRYIGNIG 60 ARE YOU GONNA BE OK

im standing on the edge of this building and 9s is running in circles, love that ai pathfinding

GAH I PRESSED B AND ACCIDENTALLY HIT A SHOPKEEPER IN THE VILLAGE im sorry friendly machine i meant to jump

reloads because i feel like a monster for hitting an innocent machine

how............do i get to the roof to my flight unit.....

ive been doing sidequests and avoiding the huge-ass pit in the ground

BUT SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME THE HUGE PIT UNLOCKS FAST TRAVEL, IM DIVING INTO THIS MOIST HELL RIGHT NOW

THE, HAND im dead 9s is a good boy

a video game intro section where i cant save has never made me more upset before

/chinhands this entire plurk

i STARTEDE CRYING AND COULDNT STOP, AND THE GAME JUST STARTED WTF WHY IS NIER AUTOMATA DOING THIS TO ME

impureimpulse im in pain, what is nier automata

Pain, pure, unadulterated, concentrated.

impureimpulse a naked man was born from another naked man's stab wounds and that was honestly not the weirdest thing yet

Strap in, it's a ride.

impureimpulse the opera lady android thing was really sad.........

impureimpulse 9s and 2b are taking turns being all "machines have no feelings " contradicting each other, me crying

WHEN 9S IS LIKE 'hey my buddies call me nines' and 2b just goes 'ok' i nearly cry laughing tho

this is gonna come up again isnt it

I say nothing

me dyng on the floor

impureimpulse GOD IT'S GONNA BE LIKE WHEN SOMEONE TELLS THE PROTAG A LIL TIDBIT AN IT COMES BACK BEFORE THEY DIE OR SOMETHING ghudfhgf

apparently self destructing blows your skirt and shorts off, i need to try this

ok thoughts on 2b's headband: is it just her tactical visor tied on in a weird way because 9s has the same visor but the ends hang out at his neck

continuing to play....

eve has a really nice voice

but why are they both half naked

i just got 16D's sidequest to bring back a memento of 11B...... oh no is it gonna be sad...

JACKASS GOT ME KILLED

fISH

60!! LET 2B KNOW THAT A LUNAR TEAR FLOWER WOULD LOOK CUTE IN HER HAIR

HGHGHHGHGHG i love 60????

BACK AT IT AGAIN, 9S IS A GOOD LAD!!!

9S JUST TOLD ME TO KEEP THIS HUGE WHALE MONSTER WHERE IT IS

"PLEASE 2B THIS IS GONNA WORK" NO I AM GENRE SAVVY, DONT U FUCING DIE

9S WHERE ARE YOU!!

9S IM COMING HOW DID YOU FLY SO FAR

it's 1:30am do you know what that means, more nier automata

im gonna find 9s IM COMING LAD HANG IN THERE

ok aside but - my partner tried to play nier automata on pc without a controller and it was apparently more frustrating than it was fun.

BACK TO 9S

"alert: possible enemy ambush ahead"
"don't care"

MY HEAAARRTTTTTT 2B!!!!

fUCK ADAM IS HOT

SCREAMINGSDIFGHFD

YOU TAKE THAT BACK ADAM, ILL KILL YOU

THERE IT IS THERE'S THE BOX COVER ART

i hate the side scrolling platforming segments, they're so frustrating to control through after being used to the 3d world...

what...teh fuck

they're all jumping...to their deaths???? in the lava?/

i

i feel something for rthese machines

NINES IS BACK I LOVE HIM

i finished route a

wake me up

(cant wake up)