"I like Kenny's more"

That doesn't make him angry, that just makes sure you get dry toast in future.

(Ignis doesn't get angry, he gets revenge.)

Oh, fair. XD"

"I killed all your bees."

Lumi, no.

Bad Lumi.

... AHAHAHA Lumi

"The ragnarok's broken."

.... There'd be lots of flailing and WHAT DO YOU MEAN BROKEN, HOW IS IT BROKEN, HOW DID IT GET BROKEN XD

8D

"Yer mom."

....... /covers Kadaj's ears

=D

"I got you a new alarm."

.... That doesn't make him angry, that just makes him cry inside.

"It's got a puzzle off switch"

how about now

...........

Now he hates you.

"It's one that runs away" would have a similar effect

How about "Luppi's Malboro's on the table again."

That'd work. Though not quite as well as "Women shouldn't lead men" XD

LMFAO "Get back in the kitchen"