What is wrong with you...? My constant state of confusion when I stop long enough to interact with or watch people...do whatever it is they do. I feel alien. 
If you pretend to be a scientist studying human behavior it helps make it laughable at least.
Well, if I look at it from a scientific point of view I theorize we are fucking doomed. 
pretend you're a researcher from Betelguese 5, for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... it helps me a lot to get through my day
DarkestSerenity: yes we're doomed, but let's have fun in the interim