== In a dream ==

Sister barges in my room.

aaaand/

Sister: Did you really write this thing? "Why Do Legs Have to be Straight?"

Me: Yeah, I did.

Sister: This is fun stuff. Look o, my legs are all wobbly. (She "walks" around my room like a constipated naga)

== Breakfast ==

Me: My legs are gay.

Sister: o_O?