(Liam Neeson voice) "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a payout I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
if you break this curse upon my family, I won't look for you, I won't pursue you, that'll be the end of it.
but if you continue this, I will find you, and I will make you wish you were dead, as you have done to us.
you have been warned.
(guess who's car died AT THE TOP OF A FUCKING MOUNTAIN)
(and is now at some shop two miles away)
(and the ~complimentary rental service~ is not answering their phone despite claiming to be open until midnight)