Ugh, bugs why you think my hand is so delicious?
3 bites, really?
Bugs are mean and rude.
They are. And I am like, literally the worst at not scratching the bites? So within like, 10 minutes 3 tiny bites turns into a 4 inch long section of swelling with 3 lumps in it.
ME TOO. They think I am tasty pie and then suddenly bloooop big swelling.
Yup yup. So I have a giant splotchy red patch on the outside of my left hand, riiiight where my hoodie sleeve can bother it. FML.
It's fading a little, and I guess I did enough little X-s on it with my thumbnail that if I keep my sleeve away it leaves me alone? so that's, uh, something.
I have! You can barely see them now. I think I might have successfully killed them.
I'll show you when I'm home if you can even still see them.