one day in the near future your cold hands will come in real handy for making pie crusts and baked alaskas

then i will try not to strain them too much by wringing the necks of the attorneys who gave me 4 motions in 1, each over twice the allowed page limit, which is a thing i have to waste my last week of working here on when i otherwise would have spent it watching netflix and shopping online like adam smith intended

...coat??