The red line isn't going past Belmont oh boy I'm really excited to discover how the fuck I'm going to get to work! I sure do love the CTA, a functioning subway system!!
Aaaand the train is going to stand for two minutes at each stop before that! What a good idea! A+ job!
There is a body on the tracks at fullerton. Cops are investigating
Doesn't excuse the CTA not having a way to deal with this sort of thing.
...an hour and a half later I made it 