Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:02:41.000Z
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Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:04:25.000Z
FFXV ... 4, 7, 9, 15, 26, 27.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:04:46.000Z
Oh boy, here we go
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:05:27.000Z
FFXV NOTP: Umm, a few. Main culprit would be Prompto/Gladio. I just.... I don't get it. I don't fucking get it.
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Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:05:40.000Z
It's pair the spares for the Ignis/Noctis shippers.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:05:48.000Z
The one and only ship that baffles me more
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:05:52.000Z
Is Ignis/Prompto
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:07:12.000Z
I love Ignis, okay, but prior to chapter ten he can be a real arse to Prompto. What in the name of all that is holy is making people think this is a romantic pairing?
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:07:53.000Z
And it's always hyper-twinky Prompto, when it's with Gladio or Ignis.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:07:56.000Z
I just....
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:08:02.000Z
No. guys. No. Fucking no.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:10:31.000Z
Anything I used to like and can't stand now, uh.... Not really. The game's heavily, heavily fucking flawed, but there's nothing I've changed my opinion on per se, unless you want to get to my tolerance for DLC bullshittery.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:11:35.000Z
Because Episode Gladio was a mildly amusing waste of two hours, that provided a little bit of dialogue about and background for characters we didn't know much about before, so that was okay.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:12:51.000Z
And then Episode Prompto was just a stupendous clusterfuck of non sequitur nonsense that raised way more question than it answered, and oh hey, have weekly timed quests because we have no content but need you to look interested still, and be grateful we're putting up this bullshit vote and and and....
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:13:06.000Z
I'm having Kingdom Hearts flashbacks man, and it's not even been a year, quit it.
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:14:13.000Z
/snigger
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:14:15.000Z
Most disliked character(s): .... I dislike Ardyn because I'm supposed to. I dislike Luna because she was just an object, and, much like the Tyrells in GoT, the moment the writers had nothing more to do with her, she got shanked for dramatic effect to show us how bad the big bad is.
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:14:47.000Z
Luna? You mean own brand Aerith?
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:15:55.000Z
Unpopular opinion about the manga/show... I take it this means game in this instance. How about.... it's a beautiful shoddy clusterfuck of poor writing and worldbuilding of the quality of soggy tissue. It's predictable as all get out.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:16:16.000Z
I love it anyway, but.... heavily flawed, man. I love it despite it being heavily flawed.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:17:26.000Z
She's not even Own Brand Aerith, dude, she has less agency than Aerith. At least Aerith ran off to summon Holy because she knew she was the only one that could. Luna did it all because being Oracle meant she had to, it was her whole reason for being. Literally.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:20:20.000Z
Most shippable character: Uhhh.... Ignis but only because I don't hate every ship barring my OTP for him, even if the other ships for him I can tolerate are... rare to unheard of.
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:21:21.000Z
Really? Like what? Because I don't think I could tolerate any other Ignis ships other than perhaps Ignis/Iris. Obviously timeskipped.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:21:23.000Z
I can tolerate Ignis/Aranea, and I can kind of get behind Ignis/Iris. I don't ship them as such, but I don't hate them. But Aranea belongs with Cor, so it's a narrow margin.
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:22:03.000Z
Oh, fair. XD
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:22:33.000Z
I mostly tolerate Ignis/Aranea because his flirting with her is adorable. I doubt she'd touch him with the pointy end of her lance because he's a boy but, still.... I don't hate it like I do Ignis/Prompto XD
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:23:14.000Z
Least shippable character: Noct. Short of shipping him with his bed.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:24:27.000Z
Canon tries to tell me this boy is so genuinely in love with the twelve year old girl he met when he was eight that he's kept in touch with her via one sentence dog mail messages every few months in the last twelve years, and this means he doesn't even look at other girls.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:24:58.000Z
I'm inclined to call bullshit, but Noct having no interest because a girlfriend would put a crimp in his sleeping pattern, I can believe.
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:25:26.000Z
/snorts XD
Nika
2017-08-22T01:30:03.000Z
LOL, yes
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:30:09.000Z
KH... 14, 19, 9
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:30:57.000Z
Oh jesus, why do you do this?
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:33:10.000Z
'cos you only have about 3 fandoms? XD
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:33:47.000Z
Unpopular opinion about the fandom.... The fandom or the canon? Or do I make this a twofer, because my unpopular opinion about the fandom is that they need to quit sucking Nomura's cock, he's terrible and ninety percent of everything wrong with KH is his fucking fault. He has no focus. He wanders off like a meandering fanficcer with thirty incomplete fics
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:33:52.000Z
on the go at once.
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:34:33.000Z
Fandom, the fans.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:36:03.000Z
I'm not sure it's possible to have an unpopular opinion about the fandom. At this point the KH fandom is a vampire buried at a crossroads, someone just forgot to stake its heart, so once in a blue moon someone drops a trailer on it and it rises from the grave more terrible and less logical than ever before.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:36:42.000Z
Then fucks off again after about a day, becoming little more than a whisper on the wind and a vague memory of that time your tumblr dash was the same five seconds of footage gif's two thousand different ways.
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:36:53.000Z
so it's not 'akuroku' then
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:37:11.000Z
Pretty sure that's dead, now
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:37:17.000Z
better be
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:37:20.000Z
stupid smushnames
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:37:35.000Z
Thing you hate most about your fandom.....
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:37:51.000Z
People that really, really, really want to bring Xion and Roxas back.
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:38:05.000Z
people wanna do that? why?
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:38:08.000Z
Fuck offfffff, they played their part, let them go
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:38:11.000Z
But no
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:38:14.000Z
They deserve better
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:38:20.000Z
They deserve to be their own people
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:38:38.000Z
One of them is literally a puppet filled with Sora's memories of Kairi
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:39:06.000Z
The other is a Nobody of a sleeping heart.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:39:12.000Z
They don't have lives, just....
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:39:15.000Z
Just fuck off.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:39:18.000Z
Stop it.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:39:36.000Z
It's worse because they're almost certainly going to get what they want because Nomura is a goddamned hack.
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:39:40.000Z
/patpat
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:40:39.000Z
Most disliked character(s)... Uhh.... God, so many, and the worst bit is that if I said "They're all Xehanort" that doesn't help narrow it down
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:41:09.000Z
Basically, every confirmed version of Xehanort that isn't Saix or Xigbar can suck all of the fucks, at this point.
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:41:30.000Z
honestly, any character introduced after kh2 can suck all the fucks, ngl
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:41:36.000Z
They're tedious, unimaginative, stupid villains.
Nika
2017-08-22T01:41:44.000Z
... I was going to ask how the fuck everyone is Xehanort, but on second thought I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:42:03.000Z
because time travel and magic or something idk
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:42:11.000Z
The New Organisation XIII is staffed entirely by Xehanorts.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:42:19.000Z
Welcome to Kingdom Hearts
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:42:34.000Z
It's okay, about fifty percent of the good guys are Sora.
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:42:36.000Z
y'know, I actually don't know. I never thought about it before, I didn't realise it until now, but I genuinely don't know how independent nobodies of previous games somehow became xehanorts
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:43:20.000Z
I think it was mostly Nomura going "idk yellow eyes or smth w/e"
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:43:36.000Z
and the fandom going
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:43:48.000Z
"Yes, grandad. Do you want a cup of tea?"
Nika
2017-08-22T01:43:51.000Z
I... um... what the fuck??
Nika
2017-08-22T01:44:12.000Z
I'm so sorry you have to deal with this
Nika
2017-08-22T01:44:29.000Z
/offers consolation chocolate or something
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:44:32.000Z
I feel sorry for his staff, I honestly imagine them as a group of people who are all just Moblit
Nika
2017-08-22T01:45:04.000Z
complete with a drinking problem, no doubt
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:45:16.000Z
Oh, I imagine so
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:45:39.000Z
I'd tell you to play KH Nika but you'd need a PS4 and what currently stands at 3 different box sets, and you'd still be missing some stuff, so getting a 3DS and the game with official Worst Title Ever would be required on top.
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:46:33.000Z
Hange is Nomura going "We need more Xehanorts."
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:46:38.000Z
The dev team for KH have admitted, in the past, to basically getting handed notes to include things and having no idea how they're meant to be included, so they just wing it.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:46:47.000Z
They're all Moblit. Every single of them.
Nika
2017-08-22T01:46:49.000Z
chlorhexidine: yeah I... think I'll pass
Nika
2017-08-22T01:47:22.000Z
My tolerance for things making no fucking sense took enough of beating from AoT
Nika
2017-08-22T01:47:39.000Z
and this sounds like several new exciting levels of not making sense
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:48:16.000Z
Yep. It started out as Heartless Are Bad, They Are Made From The Darkness In Hearts, This One Guy, Ansem, Is In Charge
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:49:05.000Z
and then by KH2 it turns out that the body becomes a Nobody (???) and the darkened heart becomes a Heartless (???) and Ansem isn't Ansem, he's the Heartless of a guy pretending to be Ansem, and the new villain is Xemnas, the Nobody of the guy pretending to be Ansem, and there's a team of villains
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:49:12.000Z
And then time travel happens
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:49:19.000Z
and my brain melts out of my ears
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:49:33.000Z
And I fail to figure out anything else from then on
Nika
2017-08-22T01:49:42.000Z
yeah I would like my brain to stay where it is plz
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:49:47.000Z
Let's not forget where the bad guys spend pretty much all their time uh.... taking out Heartless
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:49:59.000Z
Y'know, the same thing you do as the good guys?
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:49:59.000Z
Like I literally have no idea. I can get the name switchup, that's... fine.
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:50:11.000Z
But ... yeah the bad guys do the same thing as the good guys, because.. why not
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:50:30.000Z
https://i.imgur.com/H0bm7T3.jpg How Squeenix want you think the timeline for these games runs
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:50:31.000Z
And they also fall victim to
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:50:53.000Z
"kill the good guys" while setting themselves up to be systematically killed off, in spite of them needing him, so idk
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:51:02.000Z
https://i.imgur.com/Z5smhpf.jpg How it actually runs
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:51:39.000Z
I still say my favourite bit is where Demyx, having obviously been given instructions to stop you, as Sora, at all costs, fights you and dies
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:52:15.000Z
Trying to stop you from getting to the 1000 heartless the bad guys want you to reach, and once you get through them, the big bad Xemnas is waiting for you
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:52:32.000Z
they went "fuck it, kill demyx"
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:52:35.000Z
Demyx is literally just there because someone figured they needed a boss fight there.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:53:00.000Z
The people that sent him there not only didn't expect him to win, they were relying on him to lose.
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:54:16.000Z
Which is why we didn't update canon in any way, except for prequel information, for Spira.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:54:36.000Z
Yuuuuup
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:54:36.000Z
Because let's face it, Spira is an AU game for the majority of the cast, but for the OCs and Nobodies, it's a cosmic claw-grab
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:54:50.000Z
We could have sorted extra information out
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:54:52.000Z
but like
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:54:53.000Z
nah
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:54:55.000Z
it's shit
Nika
2017-08-22T01:55:23.000Z
lol
Nika
2017-08-22T01:55:25.000Z
good choice
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:55:41.000Z
Kingdom Heats is the only series that could possibly have taken one look at its confused nonsensical plotline and decided time travel will make it better.
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:55:45.000Z
Oh, tell a lie, we're including Axel having a keyblade, because we can figure it into our system.
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:56:07.000Z
Yeah, that doesn't run counter to Spiran possibility
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:56:08.000Z
time travel from nomura, incidentally
Eyebot
2017-08-22T01:56:18.000Z
who was, iirc, responsible for ffviii
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:57:02.000Z
Yeah, so it has the weird caveat that you can only travel to when there's a form of yourself waiting for you
Atrollpa
2017-08-22T01:57:19.000Z
For now, anyway. I expect that will get binned the moment it's an inconvenience.
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