Almost mistyped "cutoff" with "fuckoff" when composing an email to my manager earlier 
The usual struggle when avoiding mistyping "regards" with "retards"
"mistyped" 
Yang mistype na yan ang nilalaman ng totoong saloobin bwahahahaha
ay wait akala ko may kinalaman nanaman SwiftKey dyan
wut? ano na naman problema, and enough with the "nasanay na ko" excuse
kulang sa inom yan winn
tang ina bigla nalang nag "gago ka ah" 