i still gotta play it wtf

frowns bc as soon as i stopped playing my laptop started actin funny

oh no :c

leigh...

im slightly annoyed bc roxy is drunk all the time again i guess

like there better be some good reason here hussie don't do my girl dirty

idk if i will bother to keep playing tho LOL

wait what time does this take place? is it before the end or did he just backslide on character development?

idk how much spoilers u care about HAHA

BUT IT'S DEF LIKE AT LEAST 15 YEARS IN THE FUTURE SINCE THE END. most likely much more but

UNLESS HUSSIE PULLS SOMETHING I GUESS

spoil away tbh

but wow wtf?!

fuck that noise then

ALL YA RLY NEED TO KNOW roxy baby sits the children who u play as

MAYBE ITS A DIFF UNIVERSE WHO KNOWS

LMAO

the mom is so hot im kinda mad

i didnt get very far tho i dont have much

HAHA is that jake's hot wife?

HE GOT A HOT WIFE IM JEALOUS

I LOVE how stupid he looks next to this babe

LFJKSAFDAS

me here like HOW DID HE PULL IT OFF

good job, jake. I'm also super pleased he ended up with someone random at least BUT NOT pleased about drunk roxy

JAKE HAS CHARM... SOMEHOW. IDK HOW, BUT HE HAS IT

hisses

idk maybe theres something im missing but do i rly care that much

(no)

Probably not at this point. I don't even care enough to get the game myself, and never joined the kickstarter, since I didn't have money at the time

I'll find and read a summary eventually

IM SO MAD I DID BC ITS BEEN HOW MANY YEARS

god.... at least 3, right? maybe more

no one cares anymore the whole kickstarter feels like a scam at this point even if hussie did eventually make the game

bruh it was 5,,, years,, i just checked

holy shit...

ANCIENT HISTORY

yeah at least 80% of the people who were hype for it then won't be now

90% u mean

HAHAHA

like I still have fond memories of homestuck and sometimes debate reading some of the early bits when I still loved it, but I could never do a full read through

I just don't care

I was always that shitty beta kids fan anyway tbh

i def do not regret homestuck if only bc i met some great people so why would i want to change that

the one that mostly cared about them and wanted them in center focus

LMAO

I said at least! but yeah probably more like 90% And I agree!

word

I met some people I had bad experiences with too, but the friends I made along the way outweighs the bad by far

do u ever think about the poor dude who

i met casey through homestuck I just remembered

gave $10,000 dollars to this game

YES YOU DID

oh my god... did someone really?

ouch.... OUCH

YEAH 2 PEOPLE DID I BELIEVE

bad man

those poor fools

it's the past, not the future. that's b1 roxy, the one who was rose's mom

ohhh

ok that makes sense then

oh thank god

ok i woke up and like msged nika like wait somethin isnt right LMFAO

THANK YOU KING

that's also why roxy's a teenager while jake's a grown man

but at the same time JAKE YOU HAD A MANSION WITH TWO KIDS WHY DID YOU LEAVE JADE ALONE ON AN ISLAND

the main thing i remember when playing was

why the fuck is this mansion such a mess WHERE ARE UR PARENTS

roxy isn't a great caregiver

JAKE SHOULDNT BE LEAVING HIS KIDS TO A DRUNKY

she must have gotten better over the next fifteen years

thats true we actually saw her "run a vacuum"

wonder if some shit went wrong in Jake's life to make this happen BECAUSE HE LIVED WITH JADE ON THAT ISLAND HE JUST... died

his wife dying i guess

probably

maybe bc - yeah LMAO

but at the same time, your children jake

idk if im gonna keep playing but i paid for it

they'll be fiiiiiine

LMAO

joey's super bitter about parental abandonment to the point she dropped the harley and goes by her mom's name

just fiiiiiiiine

okay this is like a whole year before the kids arrive on meteors, so i can't even make up some sad idea about jake already being dead and his kids will never find out

and roxy is only one year from growing up to be Mom

I'm gonna be real from everything we know about Jake

anyone surprised he's kind of a shit dad?

NO

i mean

we know how well it worked out with jade

get used to having a whole face now roxy, it's gotta go soon

fjksalf kinG

there's also references to her working at the sbnet lab, which is why she isn't present during the game

but the scary part of that

imagine roxy driving

oh god no....