Okay, guys? Guys, I can forgive vampire!Elvis. One celebrity, there are sighting all over, ha ha, good game.

You did not just seriously reveal that old-ass vamp's older rapist maker turned motherfucking Alexei Romanov.

I haven't wanted to bang my head against things in a while, but I do now.

0u0

also whaaaaAAAAT

Yeaaaah. I... I'm dying over here. 'I also tried to bring over his sister but she was too far gone'

why

Besides we all know that Anastasia was saved by a kitchen boy and hit her head and got amnesia and went to an orphanage

I know. He must have been mistaken on that count. Pfft.

and went with that same kitchen boy-turned-conman to go see her grandmama

...i wanna see that again

Also everyone knows that Elvis isn't a mentally imbalanced vampire, and is working as a short-order cook.

It's on Netflix, if you've got that I think.

Anastasia = Good shit

(Info regarding The King via Good Omens, iirc)

Yeah, I got the 'flix

(Yeaaasss Good Omens)

wtfh this messed up shit. 'we cut out my bones in batches and burned them and visited my grave to rebury so the controversy would die'

(I hate their casting and costuming so much I wanna cry. I don't think I'll even be able to watch it.)

(i have a dev patel aziraphale account now because of this.)

(that's awesome. For some reason Tennant's horrible hair makes me want Aiden Turner for Crowley like burning)

(John Cho for Crowley tho)

(nope. We're gonna have to agree to disagree there. Definitely Aiden Turner. If you haven't seen the UK being human I'll forgive you.)

(I haven't seen the UK Being Human, forgive my sins)

(you're forgiven. You also know I have excellent taste. Trust me, he'd knock it out of the park.)

(mind, The show itself can make some srsly questionable read: awful decisions, but he is amazing)

Back on topic: Of course Rasputin was giving the kid old-ass vamp's sire's blood to cure the hemophilia thing.

wh

Vamp blood makes you heal faster in this series.

I think I mentioned in one of these there being a market for catching vampires, draining their blood into vials, and selling these for like 200+ a vial depending on the vamp's age?

It also makes you stronger/faster for a little while.

And if main chick is to be believed gives you flawless skin.

Update: She just asked o-avs if he ever met Jesus.

...yes, Sookie. Let's email some other vamp and let her know explicitly that you used to mean something to him and he's ill and presumably easily killable if they happen to have a grudge of some sort against him. As well as telling them exactly where he is.

Another note: I would make a list of characters who I would like the books to leave alone and things Iw ould like to happen but I know the book will know, and the book will kill them. Not happening again.