It's like thinking through jello. I can read/comprehend just fine but putting my thoughts down is like...

Ugh. It's literally making me squint. I hate when it does this. It's random.

If I disappear it means my brain popped.

But aside from that.

Kai's a grandfather.

Okay, not yet. But he will be, sometime down the road.

But when I was busy dying from my brain crushing itself, I somehow ended up with Nico's daughter.

So Kai's a grandfather.

You'd think I could figure out Kaila and Jasen's lives and spouses first but no.

Instead I get hit with his youngest having a kid.

With Amelia, who's also going to be spawning with Auryn at some point.

Eli's happy that everyone's one big happy (sorta) family.

Kai's blaming that damn fruit. It passed onto the kids somehow. Thanks a lot, Epic Mage. /snerk

No one ask Auryn how things turned out the way they did. He has no clue.

Nico = Best friend

Amelia = Annoyance

That then starts dating his best friend, which drives him batshit 'cause he and 'Lia dislike each other intensely.

Also ' cause Auryn realizes he's got a crush on Nico.

He honestly has no idea when he started liking Amelia.

Just that he did and now Nico refers to it as a threesome and really, does your mom know that you know that word.

So Nico + Amelia = Lexi

Short for Alexandra. Since Auryn was going to be her papa, Nico decided he should name her.

Which...no. 'Cause Alexandra sounds fine, but Auryn chose it for the sole purpose of being a smartass.

Alexandra = Lexi = Sounds like an Organization XIII name sorta

Nico: /sighs

Amelia: /buries face in hands

Auryn:

And the kid looks like Nico with the blonde hair but has her mom's green eyes and apparently some of Auryn's stubbornness.

She's left-handed which makes great-grandma Amy happy, 'cause they need more left-handed people in the world. There's only her, Eli, and Nico in Radiant Garden. And now Lexi.

I was imagining Nico tucking her into bed when she's like six or seven and she announces that she wants to be a Keyblade wielder like papa and granpa Kai.

Nico just...tries not to laugh because oh Light his dad won't want to hear that. So of course he's gonna tell him.

So he tells her they'll talk about it in the morning and goes to tell his dad.

Kai: "...It's me as a little girl. I mean, if I'd been a girl. No."

Nico: /snickering forever

Auryn gets wind of this and is just

No.

Nope.

Don't care if the kid grows up to be right for it, there will be no Keyblade Inheritance bullshit going on here.

Kai backing him up, lol.

I can just see the fact that they're saying no just making Lexi more stubborn about it and Kai realizing it's like history repeating itself.

He's not amused.

Especially when Eli gets the bright idea of suggesting that since dream mages run in his family (His mom, him, his sister, his son), that maybe Keyblade wielders should run in Kai's.

Like one a generation or something.

Kai: