he sent us both an email titled “Happy New Year” and it contained only this image:

colin saw the picture on facebook first though, obviously

I am thoroughly rattled by the amount of shit my parents are putting colin and I through lately

the thing with my mom saying “we adopted another child” has more or less been ironed out but like. y’all.

oh it got worse immediately

“alyona’s son” and last time I checked alyona is the diminutive nickname of the woman he’s dating, so are they not dating now and she has a kid with somebody else?? OR WHAT YOU CAN’T JUST
DO THIS

colin is like losing his marbles

which is saying something

like this is super bizarre no matter how you slice it, even the less weird options are still really fucking weird

I just went ahead and asked for clarification and tried to frame it in a not really DUDE WHAT THE FUCK way but

THANK GOD

GPODNESS what did Colin say

he hasn’t replied yet lol