the tray in question

1) it looks like a 90s wallpaper
2) I aspire to that high art level of complete bullshitery

I don’t want a tray to delight me with unexpected emotions

but I mean if you click around this site for two seconds you’ll see that the people who buy into that kind of thing are exactly this company’s target demographic

hence $24,000 designer chandelier and also $800 cement block coffee table

I feel like years of writing purple prose fanfiction prepared this copywriter for the job

I would love to get paid to write this stuff

the Dune Tray will cause you both dread and despair, two emotions quite unexpected from a glass tray

what the fuck

ok I'm sorry but the tray doesn't even look like a real thing, it looks like it was 3D rendered badly

by a like eight year old who jsut got their hands on photoshop

what kind of bad fanfic writing is this oh my god

that tray also looks like my windows 98 screensaver

LOL

the picture is bad on the Y site but it looks much more like a real thing on the lumens site

oh I guess that picture is on Y too but it's not the default

OKAY that doesn't look that bad

(for those of you keeping score at home technically I work for lumens but lumens was acquired by ydesign so we're merging... everything)

but yeah like. everything about this is good

oh lord mergers are the worst

for more modern furniture nightmares: this thing

uncomfortable, but vegan

(everything from bend is like, peak los angeles)

table shaped like a head and a matching stool shaped like a head AND a matching flower pot shaped like a head

OH MY GOD THERE WAS A STORE WHO HAD THAT FIRST ONE OUTSIDE OF IT

AND IHATED STARING AT IT

every time i would walk by it to go to work

that thing is absolutely bonkers

I love how... terrible it is??

it's like... ostentatious minimalism

it really is

i wanna slide on it and do a loop da loop

im always disappointed when i can't