your final trial is here!
as a note, your dead friends will be able to tag you for this first part! they'll just be, you know, mind-controlled zombies
but hey, they're back! it's a christmas miracle!
/SLAMS IN HERE
I AM SO NERVOUS!
GOLDEN END IS NOT GUARANTEED, THAT IS REASON ENOUGH TO BE NERVOUS! 
it's fine! the worst that could happen is that the dead don't come back to life
that's still pretty bad
you don't have to win every encounter, just try yoour best!
THAT IS NOT GOOD!
just let them gnaw on you a little it's fine
THERE'S A LOT OF DEAD PEOPLE!
the zombie curse doesn't spread, at least if you get bit you'll just be a little injured
honestly yes
oh my god
i should've apped ayaka after all
I can't believe....Jack's weapon for the final battle...is that god damned candy cane cane he got for a regain.
SAME
SHITNUGGETS AND OF COURSE THIS IS WHILE WE ARE ALL OUT GALLIVANTING AROUND... I'll be slow for this first part, but I'll be tagging!
Hey, are there any eating utensils in the dining room? Dorian might need to grab a knife.
SURE THIS FIGHT WILL GO FIIIINE.....
go easy on the boys
they'll be fine probably
actually now that I think about it, thug and brasco are cops so maybe be careful fighting them
i'm gonna be hitting up one of the threads with brasco, and naturally everyone's free to jump in on that!
for our darling zombies, feel free to jump in too, just randomly attack others
this is kind of a free for all
Dorian: 
Don't worry Dorian, Luna only has a lighter
And she doesn't know much about physical fighting either |D
this is fine
... If Henry tags in as a Zombie, I am gonna laugh
he would probably laugh too
Well at least...Jack's actual fighting experience is mostly brawling and fist fights and stuff....
NOT REALLY....
dorian is doing a great job
SORRY ABOUT YOUR BACKUP, CHUUYA....
Dorian is panicking. Someone better at combat help.
well maybe guzma and luna have gotten... a success
GO THEM!
good job you beat the squishy mage who cannot use magic as a zombie
Hey it's more than anyone else has done so far!
Jack isn't even helping, he's just watching Chuuya and Brasco fight.
Hey, at least Jack isn't freaking out like Dorian.
No he's just suggesting they de-limb the zombies to incapacitate them...
I DO NOT THINK THAT IS HELPING!
Aren't you all so happy Jack made it to survival pool.
Luna has more yarn! She can tie up more people if others can incapacitate them first
JACK STILL THINKS THIS IS MAYBE NOT THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH THIS, BUT IF EVERYBODY ELSE IS FOR IT...
Honestly my only regret about Jack making it to survival pool is denying everyone the chance to punch his asshole zombie face.
Don't worry, maybe one of the zombies will punch his asshole living face! 
MAYBE!
And if they're all incapacitated, then if they find out that they DO have to kill them, they can. But they can't bring them back if hey kill them!
I love that we're just tying up zombies.
good job, team!
And hey, Jack has personal stakes here, so he's even helping and going along with the idea! Mostly.
OH BOY!
Oh shit!
WE DID IT!
God, what a random ass assortment is left.
HMMMMMMMMM
:')
Okay, so I've gotta ask since we didn't get the answer... what was the name on the plaque? Was it Charles or jake...?
I am loling so hard over this latest reveal
...can't tell if Jack is vaguely hitting on Gina or not.
Oh, I'd it was too small to read never mind then!! c: I just wasn't sure if Luna would recognize the name or not
th-there was a selfie too!!
the horse picture is better tho
ask him about the horse if you want to hear him rant
When you're all ready and think you've planned something out, PART 3 is waiting for you!
your final boss...
SO FOR TOP LEVELING TO GATHER INFO AND ICLY TALK EVERYTHING OUT...where should I stick that, under which header?
yeah, don't sweat it, the boss will wait for people to catherd
^^^
Oh, whoops.
I'll just pull that reply off.
Jack is rallying the troops and calling for everyone to lay out everything they've learned.
NO PROBLEM!
super brief question, i didn't have a good place to stick it on the log-- is the dining room carpeted
It is not!
or is it like, wood or something, i can't remember if it's come up
it's wood
there was some talk of the floorboards and blood in one of the notes, I think
What a crack team we have here '....idunno, let's beat up the room?'.
yeah, i remember that being in one! i just don't remember if it... came up ic so i was trying not to go right to that LMF
IT MAY HAVE my memory is awful
If anyone else has a better idea, let us know.
you got it o/
gonna hold off for now in case any other plans come up but chuuya's definitely on team fuck the room Up tbh
Yeah same. Holding off for others to offer suggestions, but Jack's on board with beat up the room.
He saw the Walmart episode of South Park! Makes sense to him!
he's got a knife and he's ready to use it some more ok
Dorian kind of wants to taunt Hale before he joins the beat the room up gang.
Like, to say, "Hey buddy, I tried this sort of thing too! Look where that got me!"
oh it did come up in a meeting we're good
yumemi: attempts to slam down that mercy button even now
WHAT ARE YOU DOING CHILD
yumemi is a good girl
Bless her
Luna really wants to heal Hale of his corruption but with her magic not working... sometimes death is the only solution, unfortunate though it may be
sometimes death is the only solution, unfortunate though it may be
yumemi is so tired of death okay
Jack would just like to beat up something.
Okay, the plan: beat up hale, let Luna try to heal him
Get him where he can't stab her again
i mean
might work
Start dismantling the house and maybe they'll get their powers back!
Someone steal his sword.
WE GOT A PLAN!
YAY!
GOOD JOB YALL
So does this mean Yumemi is the distraction?
now GO FIGHT WIN
NO IDEA IF IT'S A GOOD ONE OR NOT, BUT WE GOT ONE!
LUNA IS NOT ALLOWED TO TRY AND STEAL THE SWORD
Can Dorian steal it?
I feel like Dorian's luck would be as bad as Luna's
i was thinking they can maybe see how it goes for yumemi and go for it when there's an opportunity?? to avoid like, killing her attempt to talk to him by immediately fucking up the floor etc
Good idea.
if yumemi ends up saving the day, she deserves a new planetarium
They're trying their best.
Jack says maybe we should start in on those floorboards now...
Dorian's gonna try and tackle him, you guys cut up the floor boards.
man hale has 0 chill
hale just wants to be immortal, dang
haha well fuck we tried
thank god for shintaro honestly because yumemi would not have dodged
THANK GOD FOR SHINTARO INDEED
IT WAS A NICE ATTEMPT, YUMEMI....
oh whoops tags happened while i was typing, should i move that
go team go!
Nah it's cool, murdergames means all kinds of overlapping tags!
And Dorian tries to create a distraction for Hale by attacking him. Sorry he's being a bit reckless here, but as someone who also tried to bend the natural order of things he feels he may have a fitting demise.
I can't believe Jack's stupid cane is actually coming in handy.
WE'RE DOING IT, GUYS! I THINK!
DID HALE FUCKING MURDER GOLISOPOD
... if he did then by all means, kill him
Yes, Dorian's been meaning to gloat.
Floorboards INTO THE FIRE 
don't worry, if you get golden end, golisopod will be all right
...but yeah he killed him
srry
fuck him up
FINGERS CROSSED FOR GOLDEN ENDING!
FUCK HIM UP
NO WAIT
LUNA WANTS TO AT LEAST TRY TO HEAL HIM EVEN IF IT WON'T WORK
GO FOR IT BABE
So, chums, how do you want to handle this
You can kill him, you can try and heal him, you can try and heal him and then kill him
he'll answer Shintaro, at least, no matter what, but before I comment i wanna weigh in here
tbh chuuya's here for the last one, if you kill that many people you should be ready to die and he really wants this dude dead
yeah. guzma also wants this dude dead.
he just also wants to see if they can get some answers/letting people do whatever is fine 
he's here for the last one basically. but.
Yeah Jack is down with killing him, but will go with the majority.
but he's 100% arguing for Murder whenever they're all done
Dorian wouldn't mind seeing the man die himself.
i mean
journeys: are you gonna have luna sweep in and try to heal him?
Yup! I'm typing the tag right now! sorry, I'm legit phone tagging from cafe du mines
sorry, I'm legit phone tagging from cafe du mines
OKAY no it's all good!
i just wanted to be sure
I think everyone wants dead. Except for Luna.
*monde, ty autocorrect
but allite good i know how this'll go, then, once luna does her magic
and yumemi of course
does luna have her magic...?
i mean she can try . . .
"does her magic" was more figurative than literal
DOES HER THANG
TRIES TO DO HER THANG
If she can't, Dorian's in a position to break Eric's neck if all else fails.
a fight to the "who can kill hale" death
i'm gonna laugh if this turns into-- yes
multiple people who want him dead, some with weapons...
Hale's corpse will not look pretty.
s/o to hale/dorian and last minute not-actually-bonding
Yeah, Jack would be happy just whaling on hale's corpse, he got to torture the dude via floorboards, so....he's good.
Not bonding at all. At least he got that off his chest.
we can always do an rng roll to see who gets to do the kill
dorian: well at least I didn't continuously murder people for my immortality goddamn
He murdered one guy. ONE.
amateur
Maybe indirectly caused a couple of other deaths but there was only one murder involved.
yeah i'd be down with rnging it if multiple people wanna do it
Yeah RNG sounds best.
guzma would probably wuss out on actual murder but he'll probably end up kicking hale's corpse if there's anything left
Yeah I think Hale even has Jack's body count beat, with jack's early canon point...
what was the plurk thing to rng a number...
[d20]?
nope
[rng]
:|a one second
... Though Dorian might be respectful and burn the man's corpse. Maybe mix them with paint and hire an artist to paint Hale's portrait with it?
okay! it's [dice20] but with parenthesis
oh my god meat dice
so everybody who wants to kill Hale, roll a [dice20] and whoever gets the highest gets to do it? does that sound good to everybody?
classic plurk
sounds good to me o/
let's do this dice
holy shit ok
oh shit
critical hit
I guess if anyone else rolls a 20 then you can reroll
pray to rngesus
if anyone wants to roll, now's the time
b/c hale's ready 2 die
/vibrates
if not, chuuya can take it away when he's ready
[dice20]
/dice20
HELP
( )
Parentheses should do it!
SO CLOSE!
oh my god
hey, luna, look at it this way: you helped revive everyone!
Luna is so horrified by what she just did lmfao I love it
NO SHE DID GOOD, AND ALSO IS TORTURING HALE MORE, IT'S ALL GOOD!
SHE'LL BE GLAD OF THAT... ONCE SHE GETS OVER BASICALLY DESTROYING SOMEBODY.........
god bless shintaro ready to fuckin blackmail hale tho
YOU DON'T WANNA DIE DO YOU i love him
YOU DID IT LUNA...
JACK IS PROUD OF HER!
did anyone else wanna do the thing or should i go ahead and tag this up
DO THE THING!
But yeah bringing everybody else back in exchange for his life sounds like a good trade :')
WHELP! YOU DID IT LUNA
Go ahead and murder, Dorian's got the man pinned.
way to fix him, luna 
cries a lot
So many people are enjoying Hale's suffering.
what a good bunch of nice people
guzma would be more uncomfortable with this if hale didn't kill his bug tbh
I GOTTA RUN TO DINNER GUYS, i'll be back in half an hour, but go ahead and kill him! I'll write up a few ending posts for you once I get back!
Eeeeeeee
GUYS WE DID IT!
Hey, can Dorian keep Hale's clothes when he dies? He wants his old timey fashion back.
ajmaybe hey since shintaro has his sword i'm doing a response to that, would he let chuuya take the sword if he tried?
he's got a knife but it seems appropriate to use the guy's own sword if he can SO
We did it.
Against all odds we did it
WE DID IT!
WHAT A RIDE!
\o/
good job you guys!!
All right, I'm gonna shove my phone in my pocket then! I'll be back once we make it back t our airbnb c:
alright, later! o/
and if y'all need me to do a tag later to just go ahead and kill him instead lmk and i'll edit to just use the knife
it's up to you! but rema and I have to go and I have the verdict post ready so maybe go for it
sorry to rush!
OH ok i didn't realize you already had it set
yeah i'll change that then since i think aj's not here
no worries! we're all old fogies with obligations
I love it when nice people get together and murder... the true spirit of christmas
GOOD JOB YALL YOU DID IT
HUZZAH!
But Chuuya and Shintaro can def kill him :') and i'll unlock the golden end post
aight there we go
goodbye, ya dick
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE PULLED OFF GOLDEN END!
we got golden end and we got to torture the mastermind
BEST END!
:') neutral end, btw, would've been killing the npcs but sparing the zombies
and bad end would've been killing the zombies and the npcs
It's a good thing the more murder happy left were restrained from killing zombies...
LMAO I'M SO GLAD . . . i was staring at Guzma and Jack and Dorian and chuuya like o . . . boy . . .
i mean. chuuya was 100% for killing zombies they didn't recognize
YEAH IT COULD HAVE BEEN REALLY BAD!
Bless Lunafreya.