I am already resigned to intense embarrassment and general eating of snow

but would v much like to Not Die or Break

Snow time like the present

I'm so glad you knew I was also looking for puns

puns always welcome

it's currently -5 with windchill there, I expect to return without a face

but the cabin has a jacuzzi so honestly I'm good

I will be returning on Tuesday, and then hopefully no big upheavals or time away for awhile

i will light a candle

maybe youre inhabited by the spirit of an olympic skii champion and just dont know bc you never tried

GOOD LUCK!!

if you decide to live in the hottub instead I understand

good luck and have a good time!

holy shit I found WiFi, HEY GUYS

HEY I HOPE YOURE HAVING A GOOD GRAND TIME

thanks for the well wishes! having a blast despite discovering that I'm not into skiing (at least until I get better at getting off the fucking ground in them)

but the jacuzzi at the lodge is spectacular and I'm gonna go tubing this evening \o/