For certain very unusual definitions of helpfulness
could be worse. I'm sure that given time McBurn will be like just pick someone
I'm not going to be able to participate in Trial today because the Puppy Bowl is on and I'm sorry but I have my priorities
tbf I would also skip a trial for the puppy bowl and I'm a fuckin mod
See, I'm allowd to skip out, the mod is with me on this
I was late to a trial in my last murdergame because I was watching the Overwatch World Cup instead #worth
btw sorry if you couldn't quite place that voice before, Zulf......
I was originally gonna use Rucks as the PB but then it was like "no, Zulf is here and that's too mean"
Good news is tht he doesn't feel like he should hate it yet :'D
he shouldn't try to punch the Sheriff, after all
god James just double-task
bring the puppies TO the trial
better than the corpses....
They have Missile, that's enough, right
Throw something, he'll chase it
also I'm going to wrangle a cat to cut her nails real quick so have fun with murder
> leaves for six minutes
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Missile is trying to be a good dog
He does have claws...and horns....
For a fingernail check, should I make a new top level and everyone can just hit showing theirs? Or, like, not, I guess, if they don't want to
\o/ feel free to do a fingernail check toplevel
there! he has no idea if this will work but might as well get rid of possibilities
trilies just to clarify he's saying he didn't see any rule-breaking, not that he didn't see any murdering
godspeed
MURDERING ISN'T AGAINST THE RULES
someone else get that, I'll blame this on Zulf having to be near an actual dead body for too long
Gonna put a smell check up in a bit
and wow, that's two people who would totally kick a puppy now
kicking a puppy isn't against the rules but it's still shady
(this came out way meaner than I meant, sorry)
no its okay dito is trash!!
yeah and well McBurn and Dito aren't exactly nice guys here
never be afraid to call him out for his trash
damn puppy should have gotten the clue from the creepy demon vibe
...Missile literally wags his tail at the guy who's about to shoot him.
Who clearly doesn't belong in his apartment and breaks in.
ALSO THAT SURE IS INTERESTING
I disappeared to deal with cat things, time to catch up on what little I've missed
awesome, it's like I never left
anyway, I gotta go run off and get food. Hopefully that's all the checks
and if you guys are still figuring this out when I come back someone probably is going to just nod off for the rest of the trial
ASKING FOR REFERENCE does anyone besides Zulf and Dito smell like the well--
(I'm assuming not since no one mentioned it but. Making sure.)
y'all think we need a catherd
...Does this include literally picking up the cat for pets since we have one, I wonder?
i think dinner is happening soon for me but
lunch things happened, sorry, /aggressively refreshes
So it looks like we've hit a slight roadblock, right?
Missile is just a dog he cannot catherd alas
like there's suspicions but no one's saying anything
I'm unfamiliar to murder games, but catherding is basically just getting all the clues and what's been learned in one place, yes?
Alright, I can see about writing something up if no one else wants to
yes
you're the best at writeups James do it
lmao since when???? this might take a bit tho as I go through the TWO HUNDRED COMMENTS we have lmfao
BOY AM I GLAD ZULF IS BOTH AN ADULT WHO KNOWS HOW TO ADULT AND WILL ALSO TALK AT LENGTH
when character choices work out lmao
but no really am I missing anything???
there, McBurn was actually useful and brought up the murder isn't against the rules point
We're so proud of you, McBurn.
he's actually smart and useful, it's just motivating him that is hard
I'm finding my own character's insistence as asking the Sheriff direct questions funnier than I should
I can't tell if I'm just really tired or not lmao
not being afraid of asking questions or questioning things is good /o/
especially in murder games
he's just clearly a trustworthy man who will definitely tell them things right
probably more trustworthy than folks like Dito and McBurn are
it's really easy to seem trustworthy next to people like that, as it turns out
making other people look good is their job
LMAO to clear things up: dito does get the rope
he's talking to sin about the knife
YOU STILL GET TO TOUCH A CORPSE, DITO, IT'S OKAY
i was like shit wait THAT COULD GO EITHER WAY
dito may not have spit in the courtroom in this reality but in another one he did
Dito got dibs, and also Zulf doesn't want to piss off the guy who's way too happy about murder
things you learn as an ambassador of peace: not pissing off murderers
at least in the other timeline dito didnt spit on zulf THATS KIND OF A SUCCESS...?
wait was that what he was supposed to do
lmao zulf just wants to know if the rope matches the kind of bruising on Niles' wrist. How Dito does that is... up to him... he guesses...
[all of zulf's weirded out icons here]
wow zulf are you saying you dont think dito is pretty???
he'd think he'd be very pretty if 1. zulf hadn't just gotten engaged and 2. dito wasn't being cheerful about dead people
I hope my request made sense
zulf dito wants your attention over
here
and of course McBurn asks the important question for everyone else who is bored stiff here
zulf, softly, for probably the fifth time: what the fuck dito
wow come on hes bored and tired
I like how Dito has his priorities straight. Let's kill everyone except the people I like
I am trying very hard of other things to think of, but there is a cat on my lap and my leg are giving out
and the funny thing is that the obvious people here probably didn't do it
I'm gonna do another check, unless someone else wants to do it, this time for ~wearable murder~
/tries to type while cat rests her head on my dominant hand
cat, i, i'm trying to solve murder, cat no, stop
if I don't finish this tag, guys, it's because I've been murdered
but you'll all know the criminal, so
> Zulf: is this a good idea?
> Dito: /reacts favorably
> Zulf: No it isn't
Their CR just in this trial alone has killed me tbh
but dito always has good ideas
we're heading towards a dog stabbing a person with a pin, possibly
well, it's better than spelunking in someone's ass
btw, if people are going to check Dito's pin so carefully, they probably should look at McBurn's necklace then too since it's a crystal honed to a rather nice point
he shouldve tried to romance mcburn smh
I knew they'd either get along great or hate each other because they seem very alike
wow you guys should absolutely spelunk in someone's ass
do it for niles, y'all know he'd approve
s-spelunk in someone's ass
heck, he'd probably be all for a strip search with all these attractive people around
if ana isnt around we can go with somebody else doing it and dito frowning at them, not much he can do with the pin relinquished /o/
does anyone remember her plurk to ping her?
....tbh if Sissel hadn't said anything, Zulf was just going to do it himself, lmao. Or hand it to Sin.
but the Talking Cat clearly has his shit together so why not trust his judgment
He's leaving out a few details there btw
well, of course he would, he's a cat
Should I go ahead and edit, then? since it's so late ha ha
ten minutes is long enough imo
there
also I just realized I totally fucked up on html, my mortal enemy
so let me guess, the after party is totally going to be an ice cream party?
wasnt the motive that the killer would get the ice cream party if they got away with it
What was the edit going to be for?
the edit was basically "panels turn on and player select is enabled for voting"
because i dont have everyone added and forgot:
yall did great plz dont listen to dito!! hes a ball of hate
i mean i forgot that i dont... have everyone added...
hey, McBurn thought him amusing and totally would rather see Bowser die
dito is Something and that something is bitterness and hate
thank you for putting up with his dumb butt!!
> James: well, the trial seems done with, I can probably go do Adult things like litterboxes
> Sheriff: /does a thing
> James: WELP
it won't be long we promise
we're almost done, promise
I'm not complaining lmao, I'm just laughing at the timeing
that I was looking over the FAQ again to remind myself of things
and I specifically saw the thing about boss battles and was like
"this is neat, but it says only for some times, and this is a TDM so"
we'll probably touch on that a bit in the postmortem I think
...timing
you dont get the actual boss battle
Can Sin make an afterparty
sure why not
I will remember this for tomorrow when I've caught my breath lmao
hahaha if akira can attend this i might. actually have him show up and hang in the corner. and steal bread or something
I... WAS ASLEEP.... SORRY...
I went down for a nap, like a fool....