CONSOLE WARS
2018-02-04T17:54:16.000Z
latest #223
unbound
2018-02-04T17:54:51.000Z
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-04T17:55:26.000Z
▲ndrusi
2018-02-04T18:00:51.000Z
Olympia is helping!
立即下載
▲ndrusi
2018-02-04T18:01:39.000Z
For certain very unusual definitions of helpfulness
Papirini
2018-02-04T18:02:16.000Z
Here comes Sin
Nadia
2018-02-04T18:02:40.000Z
could be worse. I'm sure that given time McBurn will be like just pick someone
Papirini
2018-02-04T18:04:08.000Z
lolol
duck bastard
2018-02-04T18:08:34.000Z
I'm not going to be able to participate in Trial today because the Puppy Bowl is on and I'm sorry but I have my priorities
duck bastard
2018-02-04T18:08:42.000Z
no i'm coming, hold
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-04T18:18:00.000Z
tbf I would also skip a trial for the puppy bowl and I'm a fuckin mod
duck bastard
2018-02-04T18:18:50.000Z
See, I'm allowd to skip out, the mod is with me on this
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-04T18:21:51.000Z
I was late to a trial in my last murdergame because I was watching the Overwatch World Cup instead #worth
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-04T18:25:08.000Z
btw sorry if you couldn't quite place that voice before, Zulf......
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-04T18:25:40.000Z
I was originally gonna use Rucks as the PB but then it was like "no, Zulf is here and that's too mean"
duck bastard
2018-02-04T18:25:45.000Z
Good news is tht he doesn't feel like he should hate it yet :'D
duck bastard
2018-02-04T18:26:10.000Z
he shouldn't try to punch the Sheriff, after all
Gayple
2018-02-04T18:28:00.000Z
god James just double-task
Gayple
2018-02-04T18:28:13.000Z
bring the puppies TO the trial
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-04T18:30:05.000Z
better than the corpses....
duck bastard
2018-02-04T18:31:02.000Z
They have Missile, that's enough, right
duck bastard
2018-02-04T18:31:04.000Z
one dog puppy bowl
Throw something, he'll chase it
Missile is Best Dog
duck bastard
2018-02-04T18:34:11.000Z
also I'm going to wrangle a cat to cut her nails real quick so have fun with murder
duck bastard
2018-02-04T18:41:11.000Z
> leaves for six minutes
> jump to fifty comments
>
Missile is trying to be a good dog
▲ndrusi
2018-02-04T18:43:31.000Z
Bowser
Papirini
2018-02-04T19:13:04.000Z
He does have claws...and horns....
duck bastard
2018-02-04T19:13:58.000Z
For a fingernail check, should I make a new top level and everyone can just hit showing theirs? Or, like, not, I guess, if they don't want to
luminitrium
2018-02-04T19:15:18.000Z
\o/ feel free to do a fingernail check toplevel
duck bastard
2018-02-04T19:17:44.000Z
there! he has no idea if this will work but might as well get rid of possibilities
ερнraιм dιd ιт
2018-02-04T19:25:47.000Z
yeah its a good idea o/
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-04T19:33:47.000Z
trilies just to clarify he's saying he didn't see any rule-breaking, not that he didn't see any murdering
duck bastard
2018-02-04T19:33:48.000Z
godspeed
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-04T19:34:03.000Z
MURDERING ISN'T AGAINST THE RULES
duck bastard
2018-02-04T19:35:14.000Z
LMAO whups
duck bastard
2018-02-04T19:35:40.000Z
someone else get that, I'll blame this on Zulf having to be near an actual dead body for too long
Gonna put a smell check up in a bit
duck bastard
2018-02-04T19:53:30.000Z
luminitrium
2018-02-04T20:08:54.000Z
pocket check since i intended to do this earlier anyways
Nadia
2018-02-04T20:22:59.000Z
and wow, that's two people who would totally kick a puppy now
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-04T20:23:29.000Z
rude.
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-04T20:23:34.000Z
Missile is best boy
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-04T20:24:00.000Z
kicking a puppy isn't against the rules but it's still shady
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-04T20:24:35.000Z
(this came out way meaner than I meant, sorry)
mimi
2018-02-04T20:25:19.000Z
no its okay dito is trash!!
Nadia
2018-02-04T20:25:20.000Z
yeah and well McBurn and Dito aren't exactly nice guys here
mimi
2018-02-04T20:25:24.000Z
never be afraid to call him out for his trash
mimi
2018-02-04T20:25:27.000Z
hi5 mcburn
MMMMMM
Nadia
2018-02-04T20:25:45.000Z
damn puppy should have gotten the clue from the creepy demon vibe
...Listen.
...Missile literally wags his tail at the guy who's about to shoot him.
Who clearly doesn't belong in his apartment and breaks in.
ALSO THAT SURE IS INTERESTING
duck bastard
2018-02-04T20:29:37.000Z
I disappeared to deal with cat things, time to catch up on what little I've missed
Gayple
2018-02-04T20:34:38.000Z
more cat things actually
Sissel
duck bastard
2018-02-04T20:35:29.000Z
awesome, it's like I never left
Nadia
2018-02-04T20:35:32.000Z
anyway, I gotta go run off and get food. Hopefully that's all the checks
Nadia
2018-02-04T20:36:07.000Z
and if you guys are still figuring this out when I come back someone probably is going to just nod off for the rest of the trial
ASKING FOR REFERENCE does anyone besides Zulf and Dito smell like the well--
(I'm assuming not since no one mentioned it but. Making sure.)
unbound
2018-02-04T21:40:55.000Z
y'all think we need a catherd (aha)
Maybe
...Does this include literally picking up the cat for pets since we have one, I wonder?
unbound
2018-02-04T21:42:07.000Z
i think dinner is happening soon for me but
unbound
2018-02-04T21:42:08.000Z
oh
unbound
2018-02-04T21:42:10.000Z
holy shit
duck bastard
2018-02-04T21:55:33.000Z
lunch things happened, sorry, /aggressively refreshes
duck bastard
2018-02-04T22:01:33.000Z
So it looks like we've hit a slight roadblock, right?
Missile is just a dog he cannot catherd alas
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-04T22:02:31.000Z
yes
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-04T22:02:50.000Z
like there's suspicions but no one's saying anything
duck bastard
2018-02-04T22:04:54.000Z
I'm unfamiliar to murder games, but catherding is basically just getting all the clues and what's been learned in one place, yes?
Pretty much, yes
duck bastard
2018-02-04T22:06:30.000Z
Alright, I can see about writing something up if no one else wants to
unbound
2018-02-04T22:15:28.000Z
yes
Gayple
2018-02-04T22:16:27.000Z
you're the best at writeups James do it
duck bastard
2018-02-04T22:17:06.000Z
lmao since when???? this might take a bit tho as I go through the TWO HUNDRED COMMENTS we have lmfao
duck bastard
2018-02-04T22:27:48.000Z
duck bastard
2018-02-04T22:28:03.000Z
BOY AM I GLAD ZULF IS BOTH AN ADULT WHO KNOWS HOW TO ADULT AND WILL ALSO TALK AT LENGTH
duck bastard
2018-02-04T22:28:10.000Z
when character choices work out lmao
duck bastard
2018-02-04T22:28:15.000Z
but no really am I missing anything???
Nadia
2018-02-04T22:35:56.000Z
there, McBurn was actually useful and brought up the murder isn't against the rules point
duck bastard
2018-02-04T22:36:16.000Z
thanks mcburn
We're so proud of you, McBurn.
Nadia
2018-02-04T22:37:20.000Z
he's actually smart and useful, it's just motivating him that is hard
duck bastard
2018-02-04T22:40:06.000Z
I'm finding my own character's insistence as asking the Sheriff direct questions funnier than I should
duck bastard
2018-02-04T22:40:16.000Z
I can't tell if I'm just really tired or not lmao
Nadia
2018-02-04T22:40:55.000Z
someone has to do it
mimi
2018-02-04T22:41:31.000Z
not being afraid of asking questions or questioning things is good /o/
mimi
2018-02-04T22:41:36.000Z
especially in murder games
duck bastard
2018-02-04T22:42:32.000Z
he's just clearly a trustworthy man who will definitely tell them things right
Nadia
2018-02-04T22:43:05.000Z
probably more trustworthy than folks like Dito and McBurn are
duck bastard
2018-02-04T22:44:28.000Z
it's really easy to seem trustworthy next to people like that, as it turns out
mimi
2018-02-04T22:45:23.000Z
making other people look good is their job
duck bastard
2018-02-04T23:06:03.000Z
LMAO to clear things up: dito does get the rope
duck bastard
2018-02-04T23:06:07.000Z
he's talking to sin about the knife
duck bastard
2018-02-04T23:06:13.000Z
YOU STILL GET TO TOUCH A CORPSE, DITO, IT'S OKAY
mimi
2018-02-04T23:06:13.000Z
ROFL I WAS ABOUT TO ASK
mimi
2018-02-04T23:06:16.000Z
yay!!
mimi
2018-02-04T23:06:25.000Z
i was like shit wait THAT COULD GO EITHER WAY
mimi
2018-02-04T23:06:45.000Z
dito may not have spit in the courtroom in this reality but in another one he did
duck bastard
2018-02-04T23:06:57.000Z
Dito got dibs, and also Zulf doesn't want to piss off the guy who's way too happy about murder
duck bastard
2018-02-04T23:07:12.000Z
things you learn as an ambassador of peace: not pissing off murderers
mimi
2018-02-04T23:10:13.000Z
at least in the other timeline dito didnt spit on zulf THATS KIND OF A SUCCESS...?
mimi
2018-02-04T23:10:41.000Z
wait was that what he was supposed to do
duck bastard
2018-02-04T23:12:58.000Z
lmao zulf just wants to know if the rope matches the kind of bruising on Niles' wrist. How Dito does that is... up to him... he guesses...
duck bastard
2018-02-04T23:13:04.000Z
[all of zulf's weirded out icons here]
mimi
2018-02-04T23:14:30.000Z
wow zulf are you saying you dont think dito is pretty???
mimi
2018-02-04T23:14:32.000Z
but hes so happy
duck bastard
2018-02-04T23:15:12.000Z
he'd think he'd be very pretty if 1. zulf hadn't just gotten engaged and 2. dito wasn't being cheerful about dead people
mimi
2018-02-04T23:16:58.000Z
dito is A Lot
duck bastard
2018-02-04T23:19:27.000Z
he sure is
duck bastard
2018-02-04T23:26:31.000Z
I hope my request made sense
mimi
2018-02-04T23:48:15.000Z
zulf dito wants your attention over here
duck bastard
2018-02-04T23:50:51.000Z
he's Concerned
duck bastard
2018-02-04T23:52:19.000Z
Nadia
2018-02-04T23:54:11.000Z
and of course McBurn asks the important question for everyone else who is bored stiff here
duck bastard
2018-02-05T00:05:33.000Z
zulf, softly, for probably the fifth time: what the fuck dito
mimi
2018-02-05T00:06:22.000Z
wow come on hes bored and tired
Nadia
2018-02-05T00:06:26.000Z
I like how Dito has his priorities straight. Let's kill everyone except the people I like
Papirini
2018-02-05T00:06:39.000Z
Oh my god XDDD
mimi
2018-02-05T00:06:44.000Z
he had to try
duck bastard
2018-02-05T00:12:18.000Z
I am trying very hard of other things to think of, but there is a cat on my lap and my leg are giving out
Nadia
2018-02-05T00:13:07.000Z
and the funny thing is that the obvious people here probably didn't do it
duck bastard
2018-02-05T00:26:09.000Z
I'm gonna do another check, unless someone else wants to do it, this time for ~wearable murder~
luminitrium
2018-02-05T00:27:33.000Z
o/ feel free
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-05T00:28:07.000Z
HELL YEAH
duck bastard
2018-02-05T00:28:23.000Z
/tries to type while cat rests her head on my dominant hand
duck bastard
2018-02-05T00:28:30.000Z
cat, i, i'm trying to solve murder, cat no, stop
duck bastard
2018-02-05T00:28:33.000Z
;A;
unbound
2018-02-05T00:29:05.000Z
rip james
duck bastard
2018-02-05T00:29:32.000Z
if I don't finish this tag, guys, it's because I've been murdered
duck bastard
2018-02-05T00:29:37.000Z
but you'll all know the criminal, so
Papirini
2018-02-05T00:29:52.000Z
IT WAS
Papirini
2018-02-05T00:29:56.000Z
CAT
Papirini
2018-02-05T00:30:08.000Z
mimi
2018-02-05T00:32:38.000Z
duck bastard
2018-02-05T00:34:23.000Z
duck bastard
2018-02-05T00:51:11.000Z
god blesss kokoro
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-05T00:51:36.000Z
bless you my child
Dragons Dragons
2018-02-05T00:52:56.000Z
she anger
duck bastard
2018-02-05T01:22:52.000Z
> Zulf: is this a good idea?
> Dito: /reacts favorably
> Zulf: No it isn't
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-05T01:23:22.000Z
a good way to choose
duck bastard
2018-02-05T01:24:39.000Z
Their CR just in this trial alone has killed me tbh
mimi
2018-02-05T01:26:45.000Z
but dito always has good ideas
duck bastard
2018-02-05T01:33:49.000Z
we're heading towards a dog stabbing a person with a pin, possibly
duck bastard
2018-02-05T01:33:51.000Z
beautiful
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-05T01:34:18.000Z
anakha poor pup
Nadia
2018-02-05T01:34:35.000Z
well, it's better than spelunking in someone's ass
Nadia
2018-02-05T01:35:25.000Z
btw, if people are going to check Dito's pin so carefully, they probably should look at McBurn's necklace then too since it's a crystal honed to a rather nice point
mimi
2018-02-05T01:38:07.000Z
join dito in sin mcburn
mimi
2018-02-05T01:38:18.000Z
he shouldve tried to romance mcburn smh
Nadia
2018-02-05T01:39:24.000Z
I knew they'd either get along great or hate each other because they seem very alike
ʀᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ
2018-02-05T01:39:44.000Z
wow you guys should absolutely spelunk in someone's ass
ʀᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ
2018-02-05T01:39:53.000Z
do it for niles, y'all know he'd approve
Gayple
2018-02-05T01:41:06.000Z
s-spelunk in someone's ass
Nadia
2018-02-05T01:42:04.000Z
heck, he'd probably be all for a strip search with all these attractive people around
mimi
2018-02-05T01:45:43.000Z
if ana isnt around we can go with somebody else doing it and dito frowning at them, not much he can do with the pin relinquished /o/
mimi
2018-02-05T01:45:54.000Z
does anyone remember her plurk to ping her?
duck bastard
2018-02-05T01:46:04.000Z
duck bastard
2018-02-05T01:46:25.000Z
....tbh if Sissel hadn't said anything, Zulf was just going to do it himself, lmao. Or hand it to Sin.
duck bastard
2018-02-05T01:46:40.000Z
but the Talking Cat clearly has his shit together so why not trust his judgment
Gayple
2018-02-05T01:46:55.000Z
HAHAHA
Gayple
2018-02-05T01:47:15.000Z
He's leaving out a few details there btw
duck bastard
2018-02-05T01:47:39.000Z
well, of course he would, he's a cat
duck bastard
2018-02-05T01:56:08.000Z
Should I go ahead and edit, then? since it's so late ha ha
mimi
2018-02-05T01:56:25.000Z
go for it /o/
mimi
2018-02-05T01:56:31.000Z
ten minutes is long enough imo
duck bastard
2018-02-05T01:56:37.000Z
/goes to edit
duck bastard
2018-02-05T01:58:47.000Z
there
duck bastard
2018-02-05T02:04:33.000Z
duck bastard
2018-02-05T02:05:29.000Z
also I just realized I totally fucked up on html, my mortal enemy
Papirini
2018-02-05T02:06:35.000Z
OOPS
Dragons Dragons
2018-02-05T02:07:34.000Z
Nadia
2018-02-05T02:42:13.000Z
so let me guess, the after party is totally going to be an ice cream party?
mimi
2018-02-05T02:50:09.000Z
wasnt the motive that the killer would get the ice cream party if they got away with it
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-05T02:51:31.000Z
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-05T02:51:56.000Z
actually no I gotta edit
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-05T02:53:59.000Z
and I missed my window
duck bastard
2018-02-05T02:54:07.000Z
whups
duck bastard
2018-02-05T02:54:20.000Z
What was the edit going to be for?
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-05T02:55:11.000Z
the edit was basically "panels turn on and player select is enabled for voting"
duck bastard
2018-02-05T02:55:27.000Z
got it!
mimi
2018-02-05T03:32:01.000Z
because i dont have everyone added and forgot:
mimi
2018-02-05T03:32:20.000Z
yall did great plz dont listen to dito!! hes a ball of hate
mimi
2018-02-05T03:32:33.000Z
<3 !
mimi
2018-02-05T03:32:40.000Z
i mean i forgot that i dont... have everyone added...
Nadia
2018-02-05T03:32:44.000Z
hey, McBurn thought him amusing and totally would rather see Bowser die
mimi
2018-02-05T03:32:47.000Z
mimi
2018-02-05T03:33:12.000Z
dito is Something and that something is bitterness and hate
mimi
2018-02-05T03:33:23.000Z
thank you for putting up with his dumb butt!!
duck bastard
2018-02-05T03:33:52.000Z
bye tiny ball of hate...
duck bastard
2018-02-05T03:47:56.000Z
> James: well, the trial seems done with, I can probably go do Adult things like litterboxes
> Sheriff: /does a thing
> James: WELP
Gayple
2018-02-05T03:50:20.000Z
it won't be long we promise
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-05T03:50:36.000Z
we're almost done, promise
duck bastard
2018-02-05T03:53:34.000Z
I'm not complaining lmao, I'm just laughing at the timeing
🐍 mamushi 🐍
2018-02-05T03:55:42.000Z
AND DONE
inactive
2018-02-05T04:00:04.000Z
duck bastard
2018-02-05T04:04:08.000Z
what makes me laugh
duck bastard is
2018-02-05T04:04:18.000Z
that I was looking over the FAQ again to remind myself of things
duck bastard
2018-02-05T04:04:29.000Z
and I specifically saw the thing about boss battles and was like
duck bastard
2018-02-05T04:04:45.000Z
"this is neat, but it says only for some times, and this is a TDM so"
duck bastard
2018-02-05T04:04:57.000Z
I got double messed with
unbound
2018-02-05T04:05:59.000Z
we'll probably touch on that a bit in the postmortem I think
unbound
2018-02-05T04:06:06.000Z
...timing
mimi
2018-02-05T04:06:26.000Z
this was just the demo
mimi
2018-02-05T04:06:33.000Z
you dont get the actual boss battle
Papirini
2018-02-05T04:10:25.000Z
Can Sin make an afterparty
unbound
2018-02-05T04:11:44.000Z
sure why not
Papirini
2018-02-05T04:20:46.000Z
duck bastard
2018-02-05T04:21:35.000Z
I will remember this for tomorrow when I've caught my breath lmao
inactive
2018-02-05T04:24:07.000Z
hahaha if akira can attend this i might. actually have him show up and hang in the corner. and steal bread or something
I... WAS ASLEEP.... SORRY...
I went down for a nap, like a fool....
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