DORITOS. WANTS. TO. MAKE. CHIPS. FOR. WOMEN. We aren't tough enough for the real thing, apparently.
ALL A WANT IS A CHIP THAT CAN HOLD THE WEIGHT OF MY MOTHER'S SALSA
CP Coulter
is
THAT SO WRONG
I think these chips should be made for men and their DELICATE egos.
And damn, yeah. What we need is a more sturdy chip.