At no point have I ever bought.... any of those, or things like them, from this site

It's suggesting gin twice, even!

"Oh hey, so, people like you, they like gin?"
"No."
"Or... less gin?"
"... Still no."
"Flavoured mayonnaise?"
"Try again."
"I've got it!"
"Go on..."
"Guinness!"

They're sponsored suggestions. They just cost more. XD

I'm still slightly offended.

Yeah, whoever's sponsoring those suggestions is really not getting value for their money here. XD

It's not even decent booze!