casual rib spreaders as opposed to professional grade rib spreading

Cardiac surgery? Lung surgery?

Cuz rib-spreaders are a legit medical device....

i mean, i was rereading old fac threads last night, so i feel like that has to be connected

but i have no memory of the dream aside from that phrase

O.o

idek

casual rib spreaders

... why

i wish i knew

Because you need your every day rib spreaders for emergencies in case you left your professional grade ones at work

get with the program