[work plurk] shitty co-worker was put in a bunny costume for Easter and it was funny enough that I forgot to hate him today and we actually got along
no joke his job today was to take pictures with people's dogs
lmao god
meanwhile everyone forgot I had a shift today so they didn't have anything for me to do
so I'm scrubbing walls
which is as tedious and unnecessary as it sounds... but climbing around in the small dog rooms is fun
How...do they forget you have a shift scheduled 
I don't know but they did manage to call someone in to cover my shift... which I did not call out for 
I'm so confused 
one of my coworkers got violated by a dog
none of us could get to her in time to get him off of her and he ended up ejaculating on her leg
she got to go home early... which was 100% deserved after that, fucking ass dog.
omg 