squissie Light_shade pathogenic bonethief aaaand poetanarchy if you can think of anything that could happen between them

Ivar pokes at Dodger with a stick when he wakes up out of his coma? And by poking with a stick, I mean, he whacks him with his axe handle for being dumb.

yes ivar, please hit dodger. shigeru was too pure to manage it.

and also dodger's a manipulative little shit that knows he can get out of trouble by being cute and nice.

What was it he once told Ivar? "I'll find someone to take care of me. I'm cute."

And Ivar was like "Not that cute."

........every time you use stitch emotes for ivar i think about how much they'd get along

This is because Stitch is his spirit animal. In 1,200 years, he gets reincarnated as Experiment 626.

wow i can't believe ragnar's legacy made it to space, what a legend

.....okay to stop myself from procrastinating on actual real life stuff, i'm gonna go buy new fish before i start writing this up. i'll be back with news of gyro and the juice crew's new tankmates!

Oh hm...

Cute things maybe? For Cinos and Dodger at least.

hmm!

caffemisto oh wait i meant to ping you too! do you want a starter for eddie?

I wouldn't mind! Though Eddie's going through some shit this month.

i was thinking of something relatively light, since neither of them really need the stress of Serious Shit going down between them... not sure what exactly, though.

Hmmmm.

Yeah definitely. Eddie is looking into what Dodger accused the justice system of the other day.

florida man fights the entire justice system

pathogenic: by cute did you mean horribly depressing because that's what i ended up writing

What kind of light did you want?

dodger's been on a question to figure out how people handle living normally without committing crimes, so he might seek eddie out for advice.

quest* not question

genji could shoot him a message asking how he's doing and see how it goes from there? he's still very tentative re: dodger

i'm down for that :V

honestly, even dodger doesn't know what's going on with him right now so he's about 500% more unpredictable than usual.

Oh no.

Snake will make him feel better. We could do another one for Shigeru but idk what we could do.

all done and bonethief here is dodger's inbox if you wanna go the texting route

the plan is to just... add more private starters if i think of good ones, currently

aw that's kinda cute.

I'd be down.