i need to babble about this now that i'm more coherent

i liked it WAY more than i anticipated and thanks to having to wait the weekend to see it, i was emotionally prepared for a super high kill count

and jfc they did not hold back

okoye breaking over t'challa + bucky saying steve's name were fucking b r u t a l

i'm literally not counting anyone out re: coming back/timey wimey shit.... except maybe vision...

HANGING IN THERE FOR U LOKI

was natasha even in this movie

the romances were soooo forced, and i cannot stand peter quill you absolute fuck up

though my boyf thor should've KNOWN BETTER LIKE WHY NOT HACK OFF HIS HAND YOU DOPE

BUCKY GOING "...s-teve?" WAS HEARTBREAKING

my poor boy

choked out like a bitch

it doesn't make sense really to undo the very first death on the books but I'm Highkey Suspicious about Loki's scene

i comfort myself with the knowledge that basically everyone comes back bc set photos have leaked of the next one BUT WHAT MAKES ME HAPPIEST IS THAT THEY'RE GOING BACK TO THE OLD COSTUMES

because a lot of it just doesn't seem to fit

probably bc of time stuff but like. cap's old haircut. the star spangled suit

trashbox ohhhh yeah, like this bitch tricky. i won't be at all surprised if/when he pops his beautiful face back up again

if you check out the leaked pictures Tony and co are all wearing this weird circle tech on the back of their hands

so shenanigans are afoot

i can't believe we have to wait forever now

also honorary mentions to: steve's beard, m'baku being hot, PROXIMA MIDNIGHT that bad ass dark she-elf thanos' kid

also nebula bc i love karen gillan

I have Questions about why they made a point to 1. Say Loki wasn't Asgardian in such a concentrated pointed way if they were already going to let him reclaim the title as rightful king of Jotunheim while laying his titles out 2. "the sun will shine on us again" has to be something cryptic as fuck because Loki doesn't speak like that 3. why he made

such an obvious and weak attack at Thanos and 4. MOST IMPORTANTLY WHERE DID YOU FUCK OFF TO FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES LOKI

OH MAN YES RE: 4 ESPECIALLY, i was like where the fuck did he GO

lmfao Thor accusing Steve of stealing his beard look and Steve politely introducing himself to Groot mid battle was just like Peak

he's there and then he's just gone

the whole battle scene in wakanda was my absolute fav tbh

only to appear out of no where forever ago later calm and collected and cocky and cool as a cucumber

I don't buy he didn't have a better plan than "stab him in the face"

yeah, that was seriously weak as hell for him

that was more of a dumb thor move

it doesn't wash

and the Avengers 4 cast list doesn't have Hiddles on it despite him being in those leaked photos so like

I'm sideeyeing Marvel like hell right now

they're playing us

AS USUAL

Like honestly I would be okay with Loki being dead for real

if they killed him and I believed it

but y'all lying somehow and I know it

okay but little Peter though

going out in Tony's arms like that

omg i fucking know

that hurt

apparently Tom Holland fucking improv'd it, the little fuck

HE'S SO PURE

I'm so mad at him for making me cry in the theater

Peter is the one that broke me and Holland sold the shit out of it

and then Bucky on the back end with that little "Steve...?" was the final blow

and like, taking groot out AGAIN

rude.

and excuse me while I lie here forever and wail about Gamora

her face when she realized what Thanos was about to do to her

refused the chance to take her death into her own hands and go out on her own terms twice

Quill really got the short stick on character writing this time

I love him, I genuine do

and I have no fucking clue what they did to him

i seriously hated all of his writing in this film

he was off from the start

like from the very start it didn't feel like Quill

and that's surprising considering how much of a hand Gunn had in this

Tony finally got good writing for the first time in three films though so I'll take what I can get

TRUUUE

his last call to pepper though jfc

god stopppp don't remind me

swan dives into this plurk

I mean I don't finish work for 15 minutes BUT honestly I've given up

lmfao him just So Fucking Done on Titan though

Done with the guardians, done with Strange, done with Peter Squared

just like WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS

that thousand year stare just "why"

"haven't I suffered enough in this life"

occultured yes hello good

but also being like hey pep i had a dream we had a kid how about that

We'll have the things

Such things

Stares into the abyss

Peter is your kid, Tony. Just accept it

this movie was pain and i want to see it again already

your life will be easier

I really need to see it again

so I can sit through it and see how much I missed while I was a wound up anxious mess half hiding in my shirt

i was definitely less anxious seeing it on monday than i would've been seeing it thursday night THANKS INTERNET

but i kind of appreciate that

I nearly had a full fucking fit when I thought Tony was about to die

it was embarrassing

occultured yes please give me everything SPEAKING OF WHERE THE F WAS VALKYRIE. drinking in an escape pod i hope

lmfao I will never be over Rhodey fucking with Bruce about bowing to T'Challa though

APPARENTLY the Russos confirmed in a Q&A that Valk is alive and made off with some survivors during an evacuation

i think getting her out of there was the only way to keep her alive tbh

ALSO everything about the guardians finding thor, like yes, i too would have these reactions if chris hemsworth appeared out of nowhere

TONY AND PEPPER THO

tony WANTING children

metamorphmagus IT GOT ME

Val has founded her own planet okay

She's living the good life away from these fuckwits

lays down on face

who could blame her tbh