... a guy in Russia, 3 years ago, married a pizza because he thought relationships were "too complicated" ... 
never before has my emote been so appropriate 
He's not wrong
A pizza is nice and simple. What you see is what you get
... unless you get food poisoning because it's prepared wrong.
Well you obviously don't just marry a pizza, you gotta date first.
But he didn' date! He just married!
Who knows how many chef's hands were on that do..
I..
i really don't want to go down that line...
cries in a corner
A-mazing.
destroyed HERSELF.
I think we can all agree that our love for food outweighs our love for humans.
NOPE.
My love for kittens and puppies outweighs my love for food or humans. n.n
Terrible.
And i saw the cutest german shepherd puppy, that was only four months old today ;o;
Such a precious baby
As far as I'm concerned, kittens are food.
So you're in
MONSTER! 
touches chest, looks at the blood all over it
Judge-It Justy
says
the person ... Who shot me in cold blood.
Well. I ... have only one thing to say to that.
spits drink
