simpledog special ping bc i started watching boku no hero again and every time allmight's on screen i'm like "man dodger should try to get that again"

LMFAO

also poetanarchy kai is here and no one told me

bless you dodger

listen, dodger has the purest crush on allmight he's had in a good long while

he just genuinely wants to show him a good time

y'mean like playing some JENGA

I'm always ready for plots

....you joke but dodger would absofuckinlutely play jenga with allmight

considering a dodger post where he just collectively goes "please hang out with me i'll suck your dick or beat you at ping pong or something"

and/or individually sneaking into people's inboxes to send them dick picks

lord

please control him aeacinos

He'll take his phone away and put him in time out

HE LIIIIVVVVES!

Also, these two need to do something, even if it's just Hati sitting on Dodger's doorstep annoying him by howling when he's hungover until he comes out to play.

I mean, Dodger now has orders to obey two separate people with total authority so that's bound to get interesting

plus Reaper the love of his life being around again

Hey just checking but did you wanna handwave at some point that Dodger found out toshi and all might are the same person? I don’t think dodger ever got a chance to learn that yet

Or is he just hitting up all might’s burner phone

he's hittin up all might's burner phone probably

like i'm sure dodger's reaction would be very underwhelming but we should probably still play it out at some point since he flirts with both

like oh you can be a twig but also buff? fucking date me right now immediately.

I'm terrible and want these two to sleep together. Ivar's never gone all the way with a guy before.

honestly... the ball's in ivar's court there. if he tries to sleep with dodger, dodger won't object. but dodger's unlikely to initiate it unless he's using it to get out of trouble.

Sure thing! I love that he flirts at both of them anyway, bahaha

Get a man who can do both

He might! He's gonna be feeling a bit drunk and sorry for himself since two of the main people he was feeling things for have gone home, so he might take Dodger home.

and right after dodger explicitly promised to his boyfriend that he wouldn't sleep with ivar...

Dodger gonna Dodger.

Also, Dodger can now reach the state of absolutely terrified. Tony Stark made Ivar a pair of modern day leg braces, the kind he made for Rhodey. He is unstoppable now!