come here jim and let her ask you many socially awkward questions

and probably inadvertently hit on you

leaves this here

i’m so into t

yooooo

/throws bones at you

yes give me

lmao jaylah you can't just spring a question like that on someone

she's not even sorry

r u d e

jaylah if kirk had a dollar for every time he proved the rules were stupid he would be rich and wouldn't have to be a federation captain

they could be space pirates

she'd be very happy being a space pirate tbh

LMAO this is cute tho help

ok lets just be space pirates

come on bones

wait what

no

piracy is dangerous!!!

so is going into uncharted space

yeah no fucking kidding

and space pirate sounds cool

space pirate captain

bribery or bargaining??

also bones we need you to sedate spock to bring him along

this plan is getting worse and worse

its not!!!

think of how happy scotty will be

spock and uhura like

ok drug uhura too

the only person he's drugging is you, jim

what??? why

honestly he has no idea how to respond to this question lmao

like yes? honestly she's gorgeous?? but he's supposed to be a responsible adult??? and eventually her cmo????

life is hard

come on bones, live a little

A REAL DATE

ngl there's a part of him that's like. "right. i can do this. i can show her what a real date is supposed to be like and how a real man is supposed to treat her and then when she goes on dates with ensign farib she'll have a baseline to compare it to."

meanwhile jaylah’s going to be like bones

lmao he's just like HEAVEN PRESERVE ME at the intercourse question

also i nearly wrote "open doors for her" but then i remembered that they live in the future and all doors are automatic doors haha

HAHAH

chivalry is dead in space

if anyone can make chivalry work in space it's bones

truths

for real though he's gonna teach her how dates are supposed to go, earth-style, and then she'll know

and then she’ll know that dates are pointless and silly and she just wants to hang out with bones

that's fine!!

then intercourse

and get into his pants

YEP

he's gonna be so torn lmao

she grew up SO ISOLATED SO TRAUMATIZED she doesn't need a gross old man lusting after her

but on the OTHER HAND she is an adult, she survived krall all on her own, she helped save their entire crew, and she's the one who pursued HIM

so............

she’s a grown ass woman bones, she obviously know what she wants and how to get it

obviously

he still frets, though

poor old man

............. i ship it

stop asking him impossible questions, jaylah!!

she doesn’t know any better!!

he's gonna like hearing her moan it eyyyy

I MEAN

HAHAHA RIGHT

JAYLAH SWEETHEART

i had to walk that back, spock told him he respected him and that's almost a love confession

AWWW

these two are Cute

they are